How to speak flawless Japanese without knowing how to speak Japanese

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If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)
 
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niggeru?
 
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niggerdesu
 
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Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?
 
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Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?
Watashi wa retardo desu ka
 
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azin gurl is bick whit cockru onry
 
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hai! death san!
Average conversation with a japanese
1721535441138
 
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O chin chin daisuki nanda yo
 
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Ask @SidharthTheSlayer
 
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owari da foideru
 
Ask @SidharthTheSlayer
OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, the same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.
 
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OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, ithe same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.
Unless you read newspapers or some ancient buddhist texts you don't need to learn kana and kanji.

These days all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet

+ it's better to learn with romaji if you're a foreigner

Try to tell me otherwise.
 
@SidharthTheSlayer "Pen desu" is a legit japanese sentence, if you deny it then it's over for you, you don't know anything about this language jfl
 
That’s an oxymoron
 
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That’s an oxymoron
That's not, did you read my thread at least ?

I forgot to add that in casual conversations, Japanese people get rid of particles.
So the DESU particle is useless, you don't need to learn it

Just speak in English and every japanese people will understand what you want to tell them, it is that simple
 
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If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)
Totaleru niggerdesu
 
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Rea desu

@Rea
 
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ディックヘッド
 
Gonna follow your threads, currently trying to book a consult with Japanese clinic that doesn’t speak English
 
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Yes, I don't know shit wtf is katakana?
What you've just written is in katakana, one of the 2 Japanese syllabaries that nobody has used since prehistoric times

You should have just written : "Dick Head desu". That's japanese.
 
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