How to speak flawless Japanese without knowing how to speak Japanese

[Rea]

If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)

 

[raleqtambrobret]

niggeru?

 

[raleqtambrobret]

niggerdesu

 

[Rea]

niggerdesu

Here we go, if you say that to a Japanese person while pointing at a nigger, he'll understand 100%.

 

[Rea]

Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?

 

[Imretarded?]

Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?

Watashi wa retardo desu ka

 

[Rea]

Watashi wa retardo desu ka

Yes death.

 

[Imretarded?]

Yes death.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

azin gurl is bick whit cockru onry

 

[Rea]

I was inspired by this video jfl

 

[Rea]

azin gurl is bick whit cockru onry

i don't understand faggot slang nigger

 

[Imretarded?]

I was inspired by this video jfl

hai! death san!

 

[Rea]

hai! death san!

Average conversation with a japanese

 

[Imretarded?]

Average conversation with a japanese View attachment 3042894

heeee!


*lightly hits head

*vomits

Baka death,

*cries

 

[Rea]

heeee!
View attachment 3042896

*lightly hits head

*vomits

Baka death,

*cries

You don't even need to learn japanese, just wait for the translation like a cuck DEATH

 

[Imretarded?]

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You don't even need to learn japanese, just wait for the translation like a cuck DEATH

pat pat

 

[Rea]

pat pat

do you like my signature

 

[Imretarded?]

do you like my signature

It's nice.

 

[LevantinePsycho]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

 

[Rea]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

That's fucking advanced holy shit you can leave my thread you're already fluent nigga DEATH

 

[SecularIslamist]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

 

[Rea]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

my japanese is 1000x better than that cuck who learned kana and kanji

you only need romaji to be fluent in jap

 

[FutureChadronelite]

owari da foideru

 

[Rea]

owari da foideru

Just say GIRL DEATH

 

[SidharthTheSlayer]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, the same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.

 

[Rea]

OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, ithe same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.

Unless you read newspapers or some ancient buddhist texts you don't need to learn kana and kanji.

These days all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet

+ it's better to learn with romaji if you're a foreigner

Try to tell me otherwise.

 

[Rea]

@SidharthTheSlayer "Pen desu" is a legit japanese sentence, if you deny it then it's over for you, you don't know anything about this language jfl

 

[The Grinch]

That’s an oxymoron

 

[Rea]

That’s an oxymoron

That's not, did you read my thread at least ?

I forgot to add that in casual conversations, Japanese people get rid of particles.
So the DESU particle is useless, you don't need to learn it

Just speak in English and every japanese people will understand what you want to tell them, it is that simple

 

[The Grinch]

did you read my thread at least ?

No

 

[Rea]

No

kys

 

[The Grinch]

kys

No

 

[Darkeningstar]

@silencio

 

[descension]

dnr

 

[Rea]

dnr

too much for your 80 iq

 

[FutureChadronelite]

 

[jisko32]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

That's fucking advanced holy shit you can leave my thread you're already fluent nigga DEATH

he said that he likes cock
dattebayo

 

[Rea]

he said that he likes cock
dattebayo

No, he asked for the last train

 

[jisko32]

No, he asked for the last train

no wtf
o chin chin means penis

 

[Rea]

no wtf
o chin chin means penis

No.

 

[<6PSLcel]

If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)

Totaleru niggerdesu

 

[Rea]

Totaleru niggerdesu

Not bad not bad, you can go and pass JLTPN3 easily now

 

[Darkeningstar]

Rea desu

@Rea

 

[Rea]

Rea desu

Dark nigger star desu arigatooo desu ! (Advanced)

 

[maarda]

ディックヘッド

 

[Darkeningstar]

Dark nigger star desu arigatooo desu ! (Advanced)

Not a nigguh

 

[Rea]

ディックヘッド

nigga katakana are outdated

 

[maarda]

nigga katakana are outdated

Yes, I don't know shit wtf is katakana?

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Gonna follow your threads, currently trying to book a consult with Japanese clinic that doesn’t speak English

 

[Rea]

Yes, I don't know shit wtf is katakana?

What you've just written is in katakana, one of the 2 Japanese syllabaries that nobody has used since prehistoric times

You should have just written : "Dick Head desu". That's japanese.