How to speak flawless Japanese without knowing how to speak Japanese

[Deleted member 80684]

If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)

 

[Deleted member 72551]

niggeru?

 

[Deleted member 72551]

niggerdesu

 

[Deleted member 80684]

niggerdesu

Here we go, if you say that to a Japanese person while pointing at a nigger, he'll understand 100%.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?

 

[Imretarded?]

Tagging my 2 favourite Japanese learners : @Imretarded? @Gengar

Do you guys approve my method?

Watashi wa retardo desu ka

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Watashi wa retardo desu ka

Yes death.

 

[Imretarded?]

Yes death.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

azin gurl is bick whit cockru onry

 

[Deleted member 80684]

I was inspired by this video jfl

 

[Deleted member 80684]

azin gurl is bick whit cockru onry

i don't understand faggot slang nigger

 

[Imretarded?]

I was inspired by this video jfl

hai! death san!

 

[Deleted member 80684]

hai! death san!

Average conversation with a japanese

 

[Imretarded?]

Average conversation with a japanese View attachment 3042894

heeee!


*lightly hits head

*vomits

Baka death,

*cries

 

[Deleted member 80684]

heeee!
View attachment 3042896

*lightly hits head

*vomits

Baka death,

*cries

You don't even need to learn japanese, just wait for the translation like a cuck DEATH

 

[Imretarded?]

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You don't even need to learn japanese, just wait for the translation like a cuck DEATH

pat pat

 

[Deleted member 80684]

pat pat

do you like my signature

 

[Imretarded?]

do you like my signature

It's nice.

 

[Deleted member 46941]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

 

[Deleted member 80684]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

That's fucking advanced holy shit you can leave my thread you're already fluent nigga DEATH

 

[SecularIslamist]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

my japanese is 1000x better than that cuck who learned kana and kanji

you only need romaji to be fluent in jap

 

[FutureChadronelite]

owari da foideru

 

[Deleted member 80684]

owari da foideru

Just say GIRL DEATH

 

[Deleted member 30461]

Ask @SidharthTheSlayer

OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, the same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

OP is trolling, he legit doesn't know anything and has never set foot in Japan. He says that you should avoid learning the fundamental scripts that every person uses to read the language, ithe same system of writing that used everywhere in the country.

Unless you read newspapers or some ancient buddhist texts you don't need to learn kana and kanji.

These days all Japanese children learn the Latin alphabet

+ it's better to learn with romaji if you're a foreigner

Try to tell me otherwise.

 

[Deleted member 80684]

@SidharthTheSlayer "Pen desu" is a legit japanese sentence, if you deny it then it's over for you, you don't know anything about this language jfl

 

[The Grinch]

That’s an oxymoron

 

[Deleted member 80684]

That’s an oxymoron

That's not, did you read my thread at least ?

I forgot to add that in casual conversations, Japanese people get rid of particles.
So the DESU particle is useless, you don't need to learn it

Just speak in English and every japanese people will understand what you want to tell them, it is that simple

 

[The Grinch]

did you read my thread at least ?

No

 

[Deleted member 80684]

No

kys

 

[The Grinch]

kys

No

 

[Darkeningstar]

@silencio

 

[Deleted member 65576]

dnr

 

[Deleted member 80684]

dnr

too much for your 80 iq

 

[FutureChadronelite]

 

[Deleted member 67581]

O chin chin daisuki nanda yo

That's fucking advanced holy shit you can leave my thread you're already fluent nigga DEATH

he said that he likes cock
dattebayo

 

[Deleted member 80684]

he said that he likes cock
dattebayo

No, he asked for the last train

 

[Deleted member 67581]

No, he asked for the last train

no wtf
o chin chin means penis

 

[Deleted member 80684]

no wtf
o chin chin means penis

No.

 

[6PSLcel]

If you didn't already know Japanese is very much inspired by the English language

For example :

ライト raito (light)
ペン pen (pen)
デスク desuku (desk)
ホテル hoteru (hotel)


So if you want to speak Japanese without even knowing a single word, you can speak in English and add the particle DESU (reading DEATH) at the end of each sentence so that people know what you're talking about.

Example : Pen death (Meaning: This is a pen)

Totaleru niggerdesu

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Totaleru niggerdesu

Not bad not bad, you can go and pass JLTPN3 easily now

 

[Darkeningstar]

Rea desu

@Rea

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Rea desu

Dark nigger star desu arigatooo desu ! (Advanced)

 

[maarda]

ディックヘッド

 

[Darkeningstar]

Dark nigger star desu arigatooo desu ! (Advanced)

Not a nigguh

 

[Deleted member 80684]

ディックヘッド

nigga katakana are outdated

 

[maarda]

nigga katakana are outdated

Yes, I don't know shit wtf is katakana?

 

[mrriceguyreturn]

Gonna follow your threads, currently trying to book a consult with Japanese clinic that doesn’t speak English

 

[Deleted member 80684]

Yes, I don't know shit wtf is katakana?

What you've just written is in katakana, one of the 2 Japanese syllabaries that nobody has used since prehistoric times

You should have just written : "Dick Head desu". That's japanese.