How to stay low cortisol while wageslaving

[Deleted member 153021]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

 

[Aroon]

just do the bare minimum.

 

[Deleted member 153021]

just do the bare minimum.

jdyfwn

 

[Wexilarious]

below average blood thickness

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

depends on what job ur getting

 

[Deleted member 135099]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

What job is this? There are so many jobs out there that you clock in for an 8 hour shift, but 90% of the shift is spent chilling on YouTube and the remaining 10% is actual work. So find one of those jobs.

If you don't want to work an entire 8 hour shift, you should avoid physical labour jobs

 

[Bryce]

jdyfwn

Just do your fucking work nigga? Did I guess right?

 

[archef]

jdyfwn

 

[Aryan Incel]

You can’t unless you do a shit job

 

[HighTierNormie]

Meditation

 

[Foreverbrad]

For me, most of the cortisol is from being forced to be in an office around normies which induces a high baseline cortisol level just from introversion that can make an 8 hour day seem like 24 hours.

When they start talking about their life experiences that I will never have it also causes a massive cortisol spike.

The remainder of cortisol is caused by the knowledge that I am literally wasting my very limited time when I could be outside - ideally slaying, but at least not suffering and able to do what I want.

The actual work doesn’t even come into it.

So to actually answer the question: the only low cortisol job would be a WFH job where you had little responsibility and could just do something else for 90% of the day. Or possibly a very solitary job like a train driver.

 

[rare.zgvvvv]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

 

[buddyboyos]

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

gym is stress

 

[rare.zgvvvv]

gym is stress

only if u try too hard

 

[buddyboyos]

only if u try too hard

do you know how mechanical tension works u nigger

 

[Foreverbrad]

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

Bullshit, you need to add “rich and a slayer” to that list. If you are getting mogged to the grave every second you are at work by the normies, you can never have low cortisol.

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

Drugs

 

[unon]

Drugs

Hey cutie got any drug recommendations

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Hey cutie got any drug recommendations

No

 

[unon]

No

Darm gurl your gatekeeping

 

[Deleted member 110192]

Darm gurl your gatekeeping

Yeah gurl, I have to gatekeep and slay, period!

 

[unon]

Yeah gurl, I have to gatekeep and slay, period!

Period

 

[Deleted member 153021]

For me, most of the cortisol is from being forced to be in an office around normies which induces a high baseline cortisol level just from introversion that can make an 8 hour day seem like 24 hours.

When they start talking about their life experiences that I will never have it also causes a massive cortisol spike.

The remainder of cortisol is caused by the knowledge that I am literally wasting my very limited time when I could be outside - ideally slaying, but at least not suffering and able to do what I want.

The actual work doesn’t even come into it.

So to actually answer the question: the only low cortisol job would be a WFH job where you had little responsibility and could just do something else for 90% of the day. Or possibly a very solitary job like a train driver.

Yeah I've noticed that the shift goes a lot quicker when you're actually doing something, rather than speaking to others and shit.

 

[Deleted member 196168]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

uh just dont have high cortisol

 

[Luisxmaxing]

Comenzaré un trabajo pronto y no quiero estresarme demasiado por eso. ¿Cómo mantienes bajo tu cortisol mientras ahorras un salario, además de no quejarte del trabajo en sí, porque en realidad no necesito que me despidan (trabajo fácil)

Aspirin

 

[gigacumster3000]

just chill bro, ur first job is easy so you wont get stressed out fr just do the bare minimum and youll be fine ngl dont let it consume your life

 

[gymceltard]

What job is this? There are so many jobs out there that you clock in for an 8 hour shift, but 90% of the shift is spent chilling on YouTube and the remaining 10% is actual work. So find one of those jobs.

If you don't want to work an entire 8 hour shift, you should avoid physical labour jobs

How do I get one of these kinds of jobs?

I currently got hired to be a delivery driver for FedEx. I assume the job will be tons of slaving so I want to get an officecuck job one day.

 

[Deleted member 153021]

just chill bro, ur first job is easy so you wont get stressed out fr just do the bare minimum and youll be fine ngl dont let it consume your life

not my first job, but yeah

 

[Deleted member 153021]

How do I get one of these kinds of jobs?

I currently got hired to be a delivery driver for FedEx. I assume the job will be tons of slaving so I want to get an officecuck job one day.

yeah social jobs make the time go by quicker, and you'll probably need some sort of skill/education for office cuck job, or be a gl woman ..

 

[lazza]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

Ngl you might need to take some pharmaceuticals for that gang

 

[gymceltard]

yeah social jobs make the time go by quicker, and you'll probably need some sort of skill/education for office cuck job, or be a gl woman ..

True. Officecuck jobs all require degrees in Canada. I can never get one sadly, my IQ is too low to do well in school

 

[gigacumster3000]

lmao not gaf about your job while you need it to keep a roof over your head cope harder fr