How to stay low cortisol while wageslaving

[attila]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

just do the bare minimum.

 

[attila]

just do the bare minimum.

jdyfwn

 

[Wexilarious]

below average blood thickness

 

[SvtvnTr14d]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

depends on what job ur getting

 

[PlzEndIt]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

What job is this? There are so many jobs out there that you clock in for an 8 hour shift, but 90% of the shift is spent chilling on YouTube and the remaining 10% is actual work. So find one of those jobs.

If you don't want to work an entire 8 hour shift, you should avoid physical labour jobs

 

[Bryce]

jdyfwn

Just do your fucking work nigga? Did I guess right?

 

[archef]

jdyfwn

 

[Aryan Incel]

You can’t unless you do a shit job

 

[HighTierNormie]

Meditation

 

[Foreverbrad]

For me, most of the cortisol is from being forced to be in an office around normies which induces a high baseline cortisol level just from introversion that can make an 8 hour day seem like 24 hours.

When they start talking about their life experiences that I will never have it also causes a massive cortisol spike.

The remainder of cortisol is caused by the knowledge that I am literally wasting my very limited time when I could be outside - ideally slaying, but at least not suffering and able to do what I want.

The actual work doesn’t even come into it.

So to actually answer the question: the only low cortisol job would be a WFH job where you had little responsibility and could just do something else for 90% of the day. Or possibly a very solitary job like a train driver.

 

[rare.zgvvvv]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

 

[buddyboyos]

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

gym is stress

 

[rare.zgvvvv]

gym is stress

only if u try too hard

 

[buddyboyos]

only if u try too hard

do you know how mechanical tension works u nigger

 

[Foreverbrad]

Sleep, gym, good diet = low cortisol. Job won’t stress you if the rest of your life is solid.

Bullshit, you need to add “rich and a slayer” to that list. If you are getting mogged to the grave every second you are at work by the normies, you can never have low cortisol.

 

[Copercel]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

Drugs

 

[unon]

Drugs

Hey cutie got any drug recommendations

 

[Copercel]

Hey cutie got any drug recommendations

No

 

[unon]

No

Darm gurl your gatekeeping

 

[Copercel]

Darm gurl your gatekeeping

Yeah gurl, I have to gatekeep and slay, period!

 

[unon]

Yeah gurl, I have to gatekeep and slay, period!

Period

 

[attila]

For me, most of the cortisol is from being forced to be in an office around normies which induces a high baseline cortisol level just from introversion that can make an 8 hour day seem like 24 hours.

When they start talking about their life experiences that I will never have it also causes a massive cortisol spike.

The remainder of cortisol is caused by the knowledge that I am literally wasting my very limited time when I could be outside - ideally slaying, but at least not suffering and able to do what I want.

The actual work doesn’t even come into it.

So to actually answer the question: the only low cortisol job would be a WFH job where you had little responsibility and could just do something else for 90% of the day. Or possibly a very solitary job like a train driver.

Yeah I've noticed that the shift goes a lot quicker when you're actually doing something, rather than speaking to others and shit.

 

[BowlNoodlEeater]

Starting a job soon, and I don't want to be too stressed about it, how do you keep your cortisol low while wageslaving, besides like not gaf about the job itself, bc I lowkey need to not get fired from it (easy job)

uh just dont have high cortisol