How to stop my dick from touching the toilet water

[Muttcel foid killer]

So when I take a shit my dick touches the fucking water so I have to put my dick in-between my thighs but that makes me feel like a faggot so I need other solutions

 

[Deleted member 147868]

nobody cares if you feel gay just do it you wuss

 

[Muttcel foid killer]

It's not like a have a personal toilet I live in a dorm so can't get one of those Styrofoam toilet things

 

[trashbinxoxo]

Hold it

 

[Deleted member 151456]

Become a dicklet

 

[truthhurts]

I also want these type of problems

 

[Deleted member 72453]

Cut it off, or get a new toilet that’s bigger

 

[A_H0T_Wombat]

Wear a chastity cage