How to write "Guide" Threads

[InnerVoid]

1. Make the text unnecessarily big and bold

2. Make sure you have an anime avi

3. Vary the sizes of the text
and with no consistency or purpose.

4. Make sure to use images along with what your saying like it's a picture book

5. Make the guide about something simple and meaningless
Make sure that the reader of the guide will learn no new information about the topic of discussion and make sure to make the guide as boring, unfunny and pointless as possible. No new information will be learned and you'll just be told what you already know. to make up for this stretch out your sentences and write meaningless plain walls of text to trick readers into believing that the thread is 'high iq' just because it has lots of words and is supposedly organised. despite readers bookmarking the thread to never use it again they will undoubtedly regard the thread as 'high iq' and the creator of the thread will also be deemed as 'high iq user' despite having never had anything interesting, funny or useful to say.

 

[Iasacrko]

Unironically mogs all ur shitty crybaby threads

 

[TechnoBoss]

High IQ thread. Bookmarked, repped, and shared on TikTok. High IQ user. BOTB worthy for sure.

 

[Saisei]

high iq thread (DNR)

 

[laaltin]

Add colors to highlight certain words. Bold certain phrases as if they are the new laws that govern this reality.