How you should react when a landwhale hits on you

[supergoat972]

These are some things that I do
1. Bring up my girlfriend to reject/embarrass them. I will use this more often.

2. Make fun of their weight/eating habits and pretend like its a "joke." For example, I may point at their food and say "wow you sure like pizza a lot." or "you guys have a big appetite." Or I may say "no thanks, I don't want to gain too much weight" when they ask if I want food from them.

 

[L88]

They deserve worse than this tbh

 

[finlah]

3. Tell them they deserve better than you, and they shouldn’t date anyone below 6’3

I’ve done this and it has lead to a very very funny set of events occurring haha, irreparable damage

 

[Jattdontcare]

These are some things that I do
1. Bring up my girlfriend to reject/embarrass them. I will use this more often.

2. Make fun of their weight/eating habits and pretend like it’s a "joke." For example, I may point at their food and say "wow you sure like pizza a lot." or "you guys have a big appetite." Or I may say "no thanks, I don't want to gain too much weight" when they ask if I want food from them.

why would you disrespect her bro

 

[supergoat972]

They deserve worse than this tbh

I am a nice person.

 

[L88]

I am a nice person.

Yes you are

 

[Norm Macdonald]

Oh wow

 

[supergoat972]

Yes you are

Thanks bro

 

[supergoat972]

3. Tell them they deserve better than you, and they shouldn’t date anyone below 6’3

I’ve done this and it has lead to a very very funny set of events occurring haha, irreparable damage

Good advice.

 

[neurodivergent]

These are some things that I do
1. Bring up my girlfriend to reject/embarrass them. I will use this more often.

2. Make fun of their weight/eating habits and pretend like its a "joke." For example, I may point at their food and say "wow you sure like pizza a lot." or "you guys have a big appetite." Or I may say "no thanks, I don't want to gain too much weight" when they ask if I want food from them.

Finally, it isnt about your coworkers

 

[supergoat972]

Finally, it isnt about your coworkers

What I am saying mostly applies to my co workers.

 

[supergoat972]

why would you disrespect her bro

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Fat women are disgusting sir!