HUGE NEWS: MY FIRST FEMALE ATTENTION (semi approached)

[optimisticzoomer]

Like it said, i’m gonna just let it play out nathrally

You know what will happen if you fail to use your brain, don't you?
I will find you and I will sodomize you

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

I'm volcel
I hugged and held hands when I was 12

Are you a British citizen of * Indian immigrant background ?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

By leaving her on delivered and not escalating? or are you gonna see her irl soon

Shes my coworker, i’ll see her irl tmmr

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Are you a British citizen or Indian immigrant background ?

Over
White british

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

You know what will happen if you fail to use your brain, don't you?
I will find you and I will sodomize you

Can i rub it on the outside

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Can i rub it on the outside

That's just playing with fire

Yes is the answer, but you're just tempting yourself to enter

The best approach is to keep her pants on dead srs, and that way u only focus on mouth, hands and boobs

 

[ʾAbū al-Qāsim]

What kinda muzzie are you? And ethnic background?

Salafiyy Athariyy in aqidah. Ex-Hanafiyy in fiqh, became Hanbaliyy because most Salafiyy scholars being Hanbaliyy makes it simpler.
Turkish

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

this genuinely made me laugh

It works tho ngl

 

[JohnDoe]

chad leaves foid on read for 18 hours, chaddam things my friend, chaddam things. Btw what ethnicity is she?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

chad leaves foid on read for 18 hours, chaddam things my friend, chaddam things. Btw what ethnicity is she?

Blasian

 

[JohnDoe]

Blasian

weird combination, usually they look black with asian eyes right?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

weird combination, usually they look black with asian eyes right?

she looks hawaian but blacker

 

[JohnDoe]

If she's into you it doesn't matter for the most part what you say evne if a little awkward, just escalate

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

If she's into you it doesn't matter for the most part what you say evne if a little awkward, just escalate

Ill wait till tomorrow

If she questions the 30 hr delivered ill just say “i thought u didnt wanna talk cause you didnt leave me any room to reply”

 

[JohnDoe]

Ill wait till tomorrow

If she questions the 30 hr delivered ill just say “i thought u didnt wanna talk cause you didnt leave me any room to reply”

no man that doesn't sound right JFL, even i know that response is retarded.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

no man that doesn't sound right JFL, even i know that response is retarded.

Ill say it in a playful way

BROO

What do i say??

 

[JohnDoe]

Ill say it in a playful way

BROO

What do i say??

don't bring up the late response, just ask her out on a date? literally that easy

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

don't bring up the late response, just ask her out on a date? literally that easy

Strict parents dude

I dont think she acc wants me tbh, she prolly just wanted my number to text me incase shes out of work ir smth

Like if she wanted me she’d be texting me right?

Like i said before, ill let it play out nautrally tommorow

 

[JohnDoe]

Strict parents dude

I dont think she acc wants me tbh, she prolly just wanted my number to text me incase shes out of work ir smth

Like if she wanted me she’d be texting me right?

Like i said before, ill let it play out nautrally tommorow

okay just ask her in person then if she wants to go get something to eat

 

[watah]

Blasian

Yummy bro get on that ASAP

 

[Bliss]

Got dang dude why are you so anxious? It doesn't matter what you say,
I literally talk to girls about killing bugs and it works.

Just speak, the words will come naturally and lead to whatever your mind seeks.
You sound insane talking about your cock, I swear you are just suffering in your own head calm down.

 

[depressionmaxxing]

Fucking over if you end up as the gay bestfriend

 

[Gengar]

Salafiyy Athariyy in aqidah. Ex-Hanafiyy in fiqh, became Hanbaliyy because most Salafiyy scholars being Hanbaliyy makes it simpler.
Turkish

I see. There aren’t many Turkish salafis I’ve met in real life. Only just one.

 

[ʾAbū al-Qāsim]

I see. There aren’t many Turkish salafis I’ve met in real life. Only just one.

I also never met any IRL. I converted from Sufi zandaqah.

 

[Gengar]

I also never met any IRL. I converted from Sufi zandaqah.

I live in the Netherlands. We have two large Islamic communities. Moroccans and Turks. Both have around 500,000 people each. Turks here are mostly religious. Same goes for Moroccans.

 

[jxck7468]

i was typing in lowercase to seem NT)

LMAO this actually works tho

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

LMAO this actually works tho

IT DOES LOL its crazy

 

[distance decay]

Sounds like a retarded ass girl Good luck

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Sounds like a retarded ass girl Good luck

Wdym

 

[jxck7468]

IT DOES LOL its crazy

u should try acting bi polar atleast in texting, major halo

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

u should try acting bi polar atleast in texting, major halo

How?

 

[nuisance]

sunday july 28




So when i walked into my job and there was this new girl (cashier) who smiled at me and waved when i walked in

So me high inhib, waved back and said hi


After that i walked past her and put on my apron and shit then as i was walking to the bathroom i walked past her again and she said

“Ur curls are fire broo”

She had curls too but they were hella damaged and they looked straight

So it took my like 5 seconds of just smiling and staring at her and i was like “yeah urs are too”

(Keep in mind my heart was beating hella hard so i walked to the bathroom and finished up)

After that i was next to her cause mt station is literally next to the cashier

She asked me basic questions like

“R u arab”

“Where r u from”

“R u muslim”

Then she asked my age and she was shocked that i was younger than her (i look old for my age)


anyway since it was her first day the boss was angry at her cause she was fucking up a lotta shit and she said “incase i get fired can i get ur insta”




I literally froze up and it dawned upon me how behind in life i was

“I dont have insta”

Do you have snap?

“No, i have a number tho”

So i gave her my number and she left early cause her shift ends earlier

After that she texted me “hey”


So i didnt see the message until like 2 hrs after cause of work so then the convo went on like this

(Her in purple me in blue)

“hey”

“wsp lol”
“ why’d u leave early today?” ( i was typing in lowercase to seem NT)

“Oh my shift ends at 6pm”


THATS IT

THATS ALL IT WAS AND I STOPPED ANSWERING AND SCRAMBLED TO GET UNBANNED FROM ORG ASAP

SHES BEEN ON DELIVERED FOR LIKE 18 HRS NOW

@Gengar if only u stayed online an extra 40 minutes yesterday


ANYWAY

I’m thinking of replying with this

“ohh okay, sorry for late reply”
“r u coming in tommorow”

(We’re off today)


WHAT I NEED IS AN NT SLAYER TO GUIDE ME PLEASE IM SCARED IDK WHAT TO SAY

gawd damn nigga ur autistic