Hurt my knee badly last night trying to lift my BBW friend and falling, my career as an athlete may be over

[chriswalkerthegoat]

We were drinking, but I just needed to show off to her neighbor's daughter, the Hotie JB, and all went wrong:

She was like 200 lb and I'm weakened due fo all the stretching I've being doing for the majority of last year, so I lost balance, fell to the right and she fell on my, my right knee got twisted and is now double the size of the left one, I can't even stand up without feeling like I got shot, even if not touching the ground...

"Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" I guess, now I'll be lucky if I don't get a limp and can basically forget about sprinting, I've had injuries in the past but nothing like this one...

My only luck is that I'm not a retard and just read Balentin Dikul's testimony, so now it's time to learn my 7th language (Russian) so I can read his work straight from the source...

Wish me luck, niggers, because I think I may be fucking screwed this time, I fucked up really hard

 

[Thinking_CEL]

All I got from that title is ur friends with a fucking car

 

[chriswalkerthegoat]

All I got from that title is ur friends with a fucking car

No, she's a nice BBW, she's married but she's clearly in love with me, looking at me with that stare girls give their crushes on Highschool, with the little smirk and all... I was with my ONS, grabbing and squeezing her all over and the BBW is also married to a jacked BBC, strong blue-collar guy, he's an otaku, they ordered 24 long neck beers and (excluding the injury) it was a very good time

 

[aryan mogger]

would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?

 

[chriswalkerthegoat]

would you rather watch a tree grow or a knee grow?

A knee grow, I got the healing factor thingy so it's going to be brand-new real soon.

 

[ben132794]

We were drinking, but I just needed to show off to her neighbor's daughter, the Hotie JB, and all went wrong:

She was like 200 lb and I'm weakened due fo all the stretching I've being doing for the majority of last year, so I lost balance, fell to the right and she fell on my, my right knee got twisted and is now double the size of the left one, I can't even stand up without feeling like I got shot, even if not touching the ground...

"Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes" I guess, now I'll be lucky if I don't get a limp and can basically forget about sprinting, I've had injuries in the past but nothing like this one...

My only luck is that I'm not a retard and just read Balentin Dikul's testimony, so now it's time to learn my 7th language (Russian) so I can read his work straight from the source...

Wish me luck, niggers, because I think I may be fucking screwed this time, I fucked up really hard

Dnr foid interacting ramblings

 

[chriswalkerthegoat]

Dnr foid interacting ramblings

Alright then... Go fuck yourself, nigger.