Hypothetical question, if you accidentally killed someone, what would you do with the body ?

[lurking truecel]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

 

[324554802984230598]

bury it

 

[piec]

confused bolivian would most likely eat it

 

[liberiangrimreaper]

Find a way to frame the murder on you

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Dump in middle of the ocean

 

[Deleted member 117288]

Burn it.

 

[lurking truecel]

Find a way to frame the murder on you

Not me I am good little fellow

 

[lurking truecel]

Dump in middle of the ocean

Yes good answer but how would you get it there, and what would you do if it was in your home hypothetically

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Burn it.

What about the bones

 

[lurking truecel]

Burn it.

How do you move it from your home(hypothetically) ?

 

[elfin]

Turn it into a burger and donate it to some homeless shelter

 

[fr0st]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

Chop each body part off soak them in acid deep in the woods get each bone and disperse them in differant lakes/ rivers at differant times of the night moving away from where i live each time and finally destroying the bathtub and burying it along with all the supplies.

 

[lurking truecel]

Chop each body part off soak them in acid deep in the woods get each bone and disperse them in differant lakes/ rivers at differant times of the night moving away from where i live each time and finally destroying the bathtub and burying it along with all the supplies.

Sounds good

 

[Deleted member 118189]

Yes good answer but how would you get it there, and what would you do if it was in your home hypothetically

If I was in my home I would take all the teeth,fingerprints face skin off and then scatter pieces throughout city

 

[lurking truecel]

Turn it into a burger and donate it to some homeless shelter

Damn at least it's environmentally friendly

 

[fr0st]

Sounds good

Hypothetically get a good alibi for the night of the process.

 

[fr0st]

Chop each body part off soak them in acid deep in the woods get each bone and disperse them in differant lakes/ rivers at differant times of the night moving away from where i live each time and finally destroying the bathtub and burying it along with all the supplies.

Also hypothetically put emphasis on moving to a differant lake for each body part in random patters in you move the parts toward where you are the cops would be able to make a line to where you reside by dispersing them in random areas (preferably across the country) they cant get a concrete way to track you.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

confused bolivian would most likely eat it

He'd confuse the corpse as being a tranny?

 

[Ur fav sub 5]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

Are u an fbi agent or sum

 

[Deleted member 117288]

How do you move it from your home(hypothetically) ?

I would hide it in a back of a truck and drive it to some lake near the woods, burn it there and let it stay there.

 

[bizzzz]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

Maybe I'm from fbi? Maybe I'm not?

 

[lurking truecel]

Maybe I'm from fbi? Maybe I'm not?

Wow, get out of here if you are from the fbi

 

[bizzzz]

Damn that's a good 1 and doable too

Turn it into a burger and donate it to some homeless shelter

 

[bizzzz]

Wow, get out of here if you are from the fbi

Oh, you don't need to worry about that.

 

[elfin]

Damn that's a good 1 and doable too

It was an actual case in the US although the real one that performed it sold the burgers to his neighborhood (his neighbors apparently loved it too?)

 

[bizzzz]

It was an actual case in the US although the real one that performed it sold the burgers to his neighborhood (his neighbors apparently loved it too?)

Yeah but im impressed with you. Now I'm gonna put you to work officer

 

[bizzzz]

It was an actual case in the US although the real one that performed it sold the burgers to his neighborhood (his neighbors apparently loved it too?)

I do remember that famous butcher who used to kill people and sell their meat in burgers feeding it to customers at his store

 

[Deleted member 88030]

vague/contextless question

 

[AspiringMogger]

Depends on whether it’s premeditated or a crime in passion. If it’s premeditated I’d prepare acid and a chainsaw to cut up the body and put the individual pieces in acid so they dissolve. Then I’d drive to a Forrest and pour acid in random places.

 

[drucys123]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

acid or dump in ocean so it goes upstream to the Atlantic

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Call the police and tell them everything honestly.

It will be worse for you if you do something with the body and get caught later.

 

[Deleted member 107106]

Use it to masturbate

 

[lurking truecel]

Call the police and tell them everything honestly.

It will be worse for you if you do something with the body and get caught later.

Cuck move

 

[lurking truecel]

Use it to masturbate

That's a decent move

 

[Deleted member 15778]

Cuck move

I've seen so many crime investigations. There are cameras everywhere. The police will figure it out.

 

[lurking truecel]

I've seen so many crime investigations. There are cameras everywhere. The police will figure it out.

Damn, we are jewed

 

[tetopsyop]

Chop each body part off soak them in acid deep in the woods get each bone and disperse them in differant lakes/ rivers at differant times of the night moving away from where i live each time and finally destroying the bathtub and burying it along with all the supplies.

this guy thinks hes Dexter Pinkman

 

[tetopsyop]

I've seen so many crime investigations. There are cameras everywhere. The police will figure it out.

this is the ultimate blackpill.

you watch shit like dexter or american psycho and think, how did these guys get away? its because even just a decade or two ago there was not mass surveillance. even if you make the perfect getaway and dispose of the evidence, most remote roads/highways have cameras/systems that log your car and its plates making you an instant suspect.

 

[Deleted member 15778]

this is the ultimate blackpill.

you watch shit like dexter or american psycho and think, how did these guys get away? its because even just a decade or two ago there was not mass surveillance. even if you make the perfect getaway and dispose of the evidence, most remote roads/highways have cameras/systems that log your car and its plates making you an instant suspect.

Not only that, but all of the surveillance before the crime happened goes into catching the killer. Any time you buy cleaning supplies, online or in person with cash, it's recorded and the police find it.

Look at what occured with Luigi mangeoni. Every single step he took. Every bus he took. Everything was recorded, even though he used fake ID's. He takes his mask down for one second, and it's over for him.

And that's a genius IQ level killer who had months of planning. If some one's dumb enough to "accidently kill some one", anything they do that's not immediately calling the police and confessing will only make their lives worse.

 

[134applesauce456]

eat it

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

No I haven't killed someone(fbi get out, I am good boy) but what would you do ?

 

[tetopsyop]

Not only that, but all of the surveillance before the crime happened goes into catching the killer. Any time you buy cleaning supplies, online or in person with cash, it's recorded and the police find it.

yeah even if you stick to cash, most stores have a cameras and its equally as suspicious to do purchases with a balaclava on.

you could hire people into buying you small items across multiple stores, but that creates further loose ends.

its not impossible, but notice how we do not even get cold cases anymore. most murder/shooter related events always end up in the news with the preparator caught.

Look at what occured with Luigi mangeoni. Every single step he took. Every bus he took. Everything was recorded, even though he used fake ID's. He takes his mask down for one second, and it's over for him.

actually, I feel like he played well. its just that his target was high profile enough to attract the higher brass of FBI. if he killed a random bystander, he could easily gotten away with it.

And that's a genius IQ level killer who had months of planning. If some one's dumb enough to "accidently kill some one", anything they do that's not immediately calling the police and confessing will only make their lives worse.

its common knowledge even to normies that only high IQ men with good emotional discipline can be competent killers. anyone else will be too sloppy and aroused by rage or sadness to think it through.