I accidentally flashed some random girl wtf

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basically I got this lil area in my porch that I specifically use just to take a piss, I almost never go to the toilet to take a piss, the thing abt that area is that there's a house literally right infront of it, usually whenever I pee there I see no one so It's just a safe call and I do whatever I want even if I wanna beat my meat, but for some reason my retarded ass didn't even check if there was someone in the next house just nwo, there was literally some random foid chilling there doing smth probably, and I didn't even look and straight up pulled my dick out and boom she immediately makes eye contact, I instantly zip my shit back and run back indoors, she DEFINITELY thinks I flashed her brh tf is wrong with my retarded ass brain not thinking right
 
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I ain’t reading all that nigga
 
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Pissing outside is cool, I hate pissing in a toilet. Something freeing and enjoyable about pissing outside but sometimes my neighbors are out and I can't do it 😡
 
I do the same thing but I also walk like a gorilla while going back to my house and this one time two soldiers were watching me and when I saw them I just ran inside:feelskek::feelskek: never walking like a gorilla outsideagain:feelskek:
 
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basically I got this lil area in my porch that I specifically use just to take a piss, I almost never go to the toilet to take a piss, the thing abt that area is that there's a house literally right infront of it, usually whenever I pee there I see no one so It's just a safe call and I do whatever I want even if I wanna beat my meat, but for some reason my retarded ass didn't even check if there was someone in the next house just nwo, there was literally some random foid chilling there doing smth probably, and I didn't even look and straight up pulled my dick out and boom she immediately makes eye contact, I instantly zip my shit back and run back indoors, she DEFINITELY thinks I flashed her brh tf is wrong with my retarded ass brain not thinking right
If you had been chad she would have come out and helped you
 
kill her bro or move to a new country
 
I do the same thing but I also walk like a gorilla while going back to my house and this one time two soldiers were watching me and when I saw them I just ran inside:feelskek::feelskek: never walking like a gorilla outsideagain:feelskek:
Imagine if they started peeing with you. Three kings pissing like a gorilla
 
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