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Kraken
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My friends were talking about this 17 year old girl they wanted to fuck (we’re 18/19) and I said I love JB’s and they looked at me like this.
Now it was getting dangerous and they could find out I’m an incel and disown me or worse think I’m a dangerous pedophile. They were like, tf this nigga on, pulling out weird shit like that? They could find out my secret so I then went to action with my 200 IQ plan and came up with a comeback. “Oh yea I love Justin Bieber”.
I fucked up. They now think I’m a faggot and are thinking of beating me up. All those years of making fun of Bieber gone, and now they think I betrayed them and I want to suck their dicks now. They’re looking at me with cringe and rage. I’m sweating profusely as I think of what
to do.
I then with my amazing brain think of something. “That was jokes, I really love Jelly Beans guys, got you hanging”. Now they are all relieved and are like, “what an autist but he’s cool”.
I got out of that one. Never mention PSL stuff around normies or you’ll be in uncomfortable positions like these and you might not have the iq like me to get out of it. Nearly died today but we go on.
Now it was getting dangerous and they could find out I’m an incel and disown me or worse think I’m a dangerous pedophile. They were like, tf this nigga on, pulling out weird shit like that? They could find out my secret so I then went to action with my 200 IQ plan and came up with a comeback. “Oh yea I love Justin Bieber”.
I fucked up. They now think I’m a faggot and are thinking of beating me up. All those years of making fun of Bieber gone, and now they think I betrayed them and I want to suck their dicks now. They’re looking at me with cringe and rage. I’m sweating profusely as I think of what
to do.
I then with my amazing brain think of something. “That was jokes, I really love Jelly Beans guys, got you hanging”. Now they are all relieved and are like, “what an autist but he’s cool”.
I got out of that one. Never mention PSL stuff around normies or you’ll be in uncomfortable positions like these and you might not have the iq like me to get out of it. Nearly died today but we go on.