JFL I accidentally mentioned JB’s in public

Deleted member 2403

Deleted member 2403

Zephir
Joined
Jul 15, 2019
Posts
49,371
Reputation
100,147
My friends were talking about this 17 year old girl they wanted to fuck (we’re 18/19) and I said I love JB’s and they looked at me like this.

73C574B4 22B9 4140 AC52 27935A9BDBA6

2F93F600 4EBE 48EC 945A 16EC757B2717


Now it was getting dangerous and they could find out I’m an incel and disown me or worse think I’m a dangerous pedophile. They were like, tf this nigga on, pulling out weird shit like that? They could find out my secret so I then went to action with my 200 IQ plan and came up with a comeback. “Oh yea I love Justin Bieber”.

330C3B00 3BFB 48B8 BF99 288EFBB1C448

853FC787 E227 43E8 86DF 4075CEB548B7


I fucked up. They now think I’m a faggot and are thinking of beating me up. All those years of making fun of Bieber gone, and now they think I betrayed them and I want to suck their dicks now. They’re looking at me with cringe and rage. I’m sweating profusely as I think of what
to do.


030C2E5C 34F7 464F 86FC 42371D306DFE


I then with my amazing brain think of something. “That was jokes, I really love Jelly Beans guys, got you hanging”. Now they are all relieved and are like, “what an autist but he’s cool”.

F5DEB2D7 FA0B 4C5D 95AC A3FFBF2CCB17


I got out of that one. Never mention PSL stuff around normies or you’ll be in uncomfortable positions like these and you might not have the iq like me to get out of it. Nearly died today but we go on.
 
Deleted member 2661

Deleted member 2661

‎‏‏‎ Notorious bully
Joined
Aug 1, 2019
Posts
7,035
Reputation
18,126
Didn't read, sounds like a larp
 
D

Deleted member 4310

Banned
Joined
Dec 11, 2019
Posts
5,704
Reputation
10,994
Jfl I would just tell them that I love young women in a based way.
 
Deleted member 3795

Deleted member 3795

Zephir
Joined
Nov 4, 2019
Posts
5,761
Reputation
9,378
just say it's not your fault you're high T and prefer prime women
 
Pietrosiek

Pietrosiek

Jacked like larry
Joined
Apr 13, 2019
Posts
35,615
Reputation
39,338
I’m 19 so I can’t risk admitting to liking JB’s. What if they told everyone that I like JB’s, they would’ve made jokes of me being a pedo.
Jokes, just jokes
 
Deleted member 2403

Deleted member 2403

Zephir
Joined
Jul 15, 2019
Posts
49,371
Reputation
100,147
if u were chad they would think liking JBs makes u cool

if u are inel they will call police
Exactly. I had to make these gay comebacks to hide the fact I like prime girls so I don’t become public enemy number 1. Imagine knowing that some dirty subhuman admitted to liking underage girls, you’d think he’s a dangerous pedophile.
 
Blackpill3d

Blackpill3d

bowsers me
Joined
Dec 4, 2019
Posts
18,139
Reputation
20,958
Exactly. I had to make these gay comebacks to hide the fact I like prime girls so I don’t become public enemy number 1. Imagine knowing that some dirty subhuman admitted to liking underage girls, you’d think he’s a dangerous pedophile.
u notice every single one of these "sting" videos you see on YT it is a total subhuman




meanwhile chad gets away with actual abuse for years
 
K

Krezo

User not available
Joined
Aug 16, 2018
Posts
8,609
Reputation
18,333
Probably a larp but still caged ngl
 
Blackout.xl

Blackout.xl

Retired.
Joined
Sep 13, 2019
Posts
23,379
Reputation
47,469
Id tell my niggas I love prime women, so
What?
 
Deleted member 2607

Deleted member 2607

Zephir
Joined
Jul 28, 2019
Posts
1,912
Reputation
3,119
Nice shitpost
 
D

Deleted member 2846

Zephir
Joined
Aug 17, 2019
Posts
15,082
Reputation
26,756
are you gay bro? it’s ok it u r
 
Deleted member 2403

Deleted member 2403

Zephir
Joined
Jul 15, 2019
Posts
49,371
Reputation
100,147
all ur posts could be tracked back to closeted homosexual rage
Wtf im not gay bro, if I was I’d just fuck dudes instead of rotting. My personality right now means I rage on most of my posts, it doesn’t mean anything except I’m tired and angry now. Don’t know why u thought that unless you have something against me and you’re trying to tilt me.
 
B

BigBoy

Retired
Joined
Jun 18, 2019
Posts
21,761
Reputation
25,927
mirin IQ ngl. i mention PSL stuff from time to time and it gets me into deeper trouble because I double down on what I say.
 
Deleted member 2403

Deleted member 2403

Zephir
Joined
Jul 15, 2019
Posts
49,371
Reputation
100,147
mirin IQ ngl. i mention PSL stuff from time to time and it gets me into deeper trouble because I double down on what I say.
Indeed, having a gift like this to evade detection from normies when mentioning a slang term for underage children is why I'm indeed extremely high IQ and gifted.
 
Swolepenisman

Swolepenisman

Zephir
Joined
Dec 1, 2019
Posts
11,287
Reputation
13,231
Indeed, having a gift like this to evade detection from normies when mentioning a slang term for underage children is why I'm indeed extremely high IQ and gifted.
i have used the term and just tell ppl it means jail bait and to looks it up
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top