I accidentally mentioned JB’s in public

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My friends were talking about this 17 year old girl they wanted to fuck (we’re 18/19) and I said I love JB’s and they looked at me like this.

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Now it was getting dangerous and they could find out I’m an incel and disown me or worse think I’m a dangerous pedophile. They were like, tf this nigga on, pulling out weird shit like that? They could find out my secret so I then went to action with my 200 IQ plan and came up with a comeback. “Oh yea I love Justin Bieber”.

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I fucked up. They now think I’m a faggot and are thinking of beating me up. All those years of making fun of Bieber gone, and now they think I betrayed them and I want to suck their dicks now. They’re looking at me with cringe and rage. I’m sweating profusely as I think of what
to do.


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I then with my amazing brain think of something. “That was jokes, I really love Jelly Beans guys, got you hanging”. Now they are all relieved and are like, “what an autist but he’s cool”.

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I got out of that one. Never mention PSL stuff around normies or you’ll be in uncomfortable positions like these and you might not have the iq like me to get out of it. Nearly died today but we go on.
 
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Just tell them it means jail bait
 
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Didn't read, sounds like a larp
 
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Jfl I would just tell them that I love young women in a based way.
 
Jfl I would just tell them that I love young women in a based way.
I’m 19 so it would’ve been weird so I just avoided telling them.
 
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just say it's not your fault you're high T and prefer prime women
 
WHY wouldnt you tell that you like younger foids? Thats it
 
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WHY wouldnt you tell that you like younger foids? Thats it
I’m 19 so I can’t risk admitting to liking JB’s. What if they told everyone that I like JB’s, they would’ve made jokes of me being a pedo.
 
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I’m 19 so I can’t risk admitting to liking JB’s. What if they told everyone that I like JB’s, they would’ve made jokes of me being a pedo.
Jokes, just jokes
 
if u were chad they would think liking JBs makes u cool

if u are inel they will call police
 
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if u were chad they would think liking JBs makes u cool

if u are inel they will call police
Exactly. I had to make these gay comebacks to hide the fact I like prime girls so I don’t become public enemy number 1. Imagine knowing that some dirty subhuman admitted to liking underage girls, you’d think he’s a dangerous pedophile.
 
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Don't worry, they already knew you are an incel.
 
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Exactly. I had to make these gay comebacks to hide the fact I like prime girls so I don’t become public enemy number 1. Imagine knowing that some dirty subhuman admitted to liking underage girls, you’d think he’s a dangerous pedophile.
u notice every single one of these "sting" videos you see on YT it is a total subhuman




meanwhile chad gets away with actual abuse for years
 
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u notice every single one of these "sting" videos you see on YT it is a total subhuman




meanwhile chad gets away with actual abuse for years

Brutal stuff
 
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just say it's not your fault you're high T and prefer prime women
Too many faggots who are in denial of their attraction to prime women will call me a pedo.
 
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Probably a larp but still caged ngl
 
Id tell my niggas I love prime women, so
What?
 
Nice shitpost
 
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are you gay bro? it’s ok it u r
 
all ur posts could be tracked back to closeted homosexual rage
Wtf im not gay bro, if I was I’d just fuck dudes instead of rotting. My personality right now means I rage on most of my posts, it doesn’t mean anything except I’m tired and angry now. Don’t know why u thought that unless you have something against me and you’re trying to tilt me.
 
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mirin IQ ngl. i mention PSL stuff from time to time and it gets me into deeper trouble because I double down on what I say.
 
mirin IQ ngl. i mention PSL stuff from time to time and it gets me into deeper trouble because I double down on what I say.
Indeed, having a gift like this to evade detection from normies when mentioning a slang term for underage children is why I'm indeed extremely high IQ and gifted.
 
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Indeed, having a gift like this to evade detection from normies when mentioning a slang term for underage children is why I'm indeed extremely high IQ and gifted.
i have used the term and just tell ppl it means jail bait and to looks it up
 
My english teacher once asked me to repeat a sentence in class and i told him ¨indeed son¨

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Bumping insane thread
 
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