I am in utter fucking disbelief.

[ZyzzReincarnate]

My short, fat, ASPERGERS, ugly friend got a JB cutie blonde girlfriend and they're actually going to fuck.

THESE TWO HAVE BEEN DATING FOR LIKE 2 DAYS AND SHES GONNA GIVE HIM HEAD TOMORROW

SHE WANTS TO BE DOMINATED BY HIM


THIS GOES AGAINST EVERYTHING IVE EVER FUCKING LEARNED AND MY LIFE IS A FUCKING LIE. There has to be something going on that I don't know of. I will update you guys if there's a catch. There has to be. This is fucking impossible.

 

[Madness]

She’s into being dominated lol, he’s probably frauding too be this dark physco when he’s afraid of getting head lmao

 

[Insomniac]

He must have an outstanding personality

 

[Coping]

JFL they all love to be raped and he mogs this forum tbh wide eyed pretty boy

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

He must have an outstanding personality

He is autistic and back then when I used to go to the same school as him he would throw juiceboxes at the floor and watch them explode.

He would show up to school every day in piss stained sweatpants.

 

[Insomniac]

He is autistic and back then when I used to go to the same school as him he would throw juiceboxes at the floor and watch them explode.

He would show up to school every day in piss stained sweatpants.

Damn..I have no idea how this happened. The odds for winning the lottery are higher than this tbh.

 

[Arkantos]

How do you know that that's actually her and he's not just larping?

 

[AntiSocial-Fakecel]

Lol, I came here just to ask @jefferson a question about my cycle and then I seen this thread jfl. Your friend is an outlier, that's all. I knew this really hot banging chick that was into nerdy, tiny, white guys, but that is because she was weeb and watched crap like big bang theory.

 

[BrettyBoy]

What the fuck? He beat the system. But fucking how?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

How do you know that that's actually her and he's not just larping?

its real bro

What the fuck? He beat the system. But fucking how?

i dont know. he literally has aspergers so its not like hes some sort of social engineer

Damn..I have no idea how this happened. The odds for winning the lottery are higher than this tbh.

I'm expecting her to cheat on him and hit me up tbh but if it doesnt happen ill be very surprised. im the most gl friend he has

 

[jefferson]

Holy shit

Lucky fucker

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Holy shit

Lucky fucker

aspie sperg kid gets a girl who mogs 90% of girls who show interest in me


tf?

 

[Deleted member 656]

Imagine getting mogged by a short fat aspie sperg kid. It's over.

 

[Extra Chromosome]

It's over.

 

[Coping]

He’s gonna dominate her tomrorow in bed bro

 

[fobos]

Im actually happy for him

 

[Lumbersexual]

Is this the fucking twilight zone?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Im actually happy for him

im concerned. i feel like shes gonna fuck with him somehow. this cant be legit. i have my eyes on her

 

[fobos]

im concerned. i feel like shes gonna fuck with him somehow. this cant be legit. i have my eyes on her

Yeah it seems sketchy

 

[LightingFraud]

Incels in absolute fucking shambles

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Yeah it seems sketchy

she already sketched me out when she followed me on instagram, added me on snapchat, and started saying shit like "i like you"

rn im coping and hoping its legit for my friends sake. Im giving her the benefit of the doubt, but i still have my suspicions.

 

[LightingFraud]

she already sketched me out when she followed me on instagram, added me on snapchat, and started saying shit like "i like you"

rn im coping and hoping its legit for my friends sake. Im giving her the benefit of the doubt, but i still have my suspicions.

Lmaaao this thot hit you up too? And you're gonna let the fucker in the OP hit it first?

 

[FatmanO]

Looks theory destroyed

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Lmaaao this thot hit you up too? And you're gonna let the fucker in the OP hit it first?

i'd be the biggest asshole piece of shit friend in the universe if i cucked an incel like him on his one in a million chance

 

[LightingFraud]

i'd be the biggest asshole piece of shit friend in the universe if i cucked an incel like him on his one in a million chance

You're a good man. Tbh I don't think I'd be high T enough to do it either. I've probably been in a similar scenario before in highschool but I can't remember.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

You're a good man. Tbh I don't think I'd be high T enough to do it either. I've probably been in a similar scenario before in highschool but I can't remember.

lol more like im high iq enough to NOT do it

i can fuck girls like her without cucking my friends that have stayed by me since my incel days

 

[LightingFraud]

lol more like im high iq enough to NOT do it

i can fuck girls like her without cucking my friends that have stayed by me since my incel days

What's your PSL and slaycount boyo?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

What's your PSL and slaycount boyo?

psl 5.5 slay count of 2. ascended very very recently.

 

[LightingFraud]

psl 5.5 slay count of 2. ascended very very recently.

Age?

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Age?

turned 17 a month ago

 

[LightingFraud]

turned 17 a month ago

Congrats, 2 slays is pretty damn good for that age. Well on your way to more pussy probably

 

[fobos]

she already sketched me out when she followed me on instagram, added me on snapchat, and started saying shit like "i like you"

rn im coping and hoping its legit for my friends sake. Im giving her the benefit of the doubt, but i still have my suspicions.

You can always bully her later

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

You can always bully her later

i already called her ugly when she sent me her pic

 

[LightingFraud]

i already called her ugly when she sent me her pic

It's over for selfsabotagecels

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

It's over for selfsabotagecels

wanted to set my superiority to her on stone.

 

[Krezo]

This is lifefuel tbf, even if it is just a single case.

 

[Ritalincel]

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[Hunter]

no shit? ive said it before and i will say it again, ANYONE can slay. its not a big deal. now self fulfilment is the real reason you should looksmaxx

 

[Coping]

no shit? ive said it before and i will say it again, ANYONE can slay. its not a big deal. now self fulfilment is the real reason you should looksmaxx

JFL ok how can I slay?

 

[Hunter]

JFL ok how can I slay?

are you serious?

 

[Coping]

are you serious?

Yes how do I slay

 

[Deleted member 1139]

You have found an outlier bro, the most attractive JB I ever saw, one that looked like a med model, she was with an Arab subhuman.

The most attractive curry bitch iv ever seen, legit looked like a Bollywood actress, she looked like a teen version of the redhead from Spartacus, she was with a subhuman paki, around 5'6, 14 inch frame, subhuman face with yellow teeth. I know this for a fact because he even showed me her nudes.

 

[Coping]

You have found an outlier bro, the most attractive JB I ever saw, one that looked like a med model, she was with an Arab subhuman.

The most attractive curry bitch iv ever seen, legit looked like a Bollywood actress, she looked like a teen version of the redhead from Spartacus, she was with subhuman paki, around 5'6, 14 inch frame, subhuman face with yellow teeth. I know this for a fact because he even showed me her nudes.

Behaviour matters bro thugmaxxing is legit, his yellow teeth prove he was thugmaxxed prob

 

[Deleted member 1139]

Behaviour matters bro thugmaxxing is legit, his yellow teeth prove he was thugmaxxed prob

He was a party animal, he used to leave college to go to a nearby city to party mid semester and not return for like 3 weeks, eventually got expelled lmao.

 

[androidcel]

Maybe he has huge cock, if he has just have huge cock theory works.

 

[Hunter]

Yes how do I slay

stop beating your dick

 

[Coping]

stop beating your dick

There’s no nofap for your face nigga how do I get matches on tinder

 

[Deleted member 656]

Yes how do I slay

stop beating your dick

Legit advice @Coping before no fap I used to look like this

Now I look like this

 

[Coping]

Legit advice @Coping before no fap I used to look like this

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Now I look like this

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LMAO fucking legit boyo imagine if you combined it with cold showers you would look like this

 

[Hunter]

There’s no nofap for your face nigga how do I get matches on tinder

do what i said phaggot. beggars cant be choosers. you will thank me.