I am KHHV and havent masturbated once in my life

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Basically i am a zen master.

Many khhvs on this forum, but i am the only one who hasnt fapped yet.

This is why i have such a low standard that i would even fuck a tree hole tbf.

I bet 500 shekels there is nobody else like me here.
 
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@Xangsane mirin?
 
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no way
 
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I thought masturbation is allowed in islam
 
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based no fapper, im currently on day 7
 
I would love to see your reaction when you see what comes out after a lifetime of nofap. It’s not gonna be pretty.
 
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Larp
 
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mashAllah
 
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Basically i am a zen master.

Many khhvs on this forum, but i am the only one who hasnt fapped yet.

This is why i have such a low standard that i would even fuck a tree hole tbf.

I bet 500 shekels there is nobody else like me here.
There's no way you haven't masturbated once, I legit tried to stop for a week, and after five days I accidentally caressed a pillow and came in my pants.
 
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There's no way you haven't masturbated once, I legit tried to stop for a week, and after five days I accidentally caressed a pillow and came in my pants.
Never bhai, trust me.. u can ask @TRUE_CEL even
 
Based, porn and masturbation are sins, sex should be reserved for marriage, condoms are cucked and should be forbidden (raw only), everyone should marry as young as possible and have 10 children each, good on you for following the teaching of the Church
 
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bait for gay dot orgers offering to jerk you off
 
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Fapmogs me

I haven't been able to quit in 9 years, it's a huge drug
 
Basically i am a zen master.

Many khhvs on this forum, but i am the only one who hasnt fapped yet.

This is why i have such a low standard that i would even fuck a tree hole tbf.

I bet 500 shekels there is nobody else like me here.
Mirin bhai. You are a much better person than I am. Let’s hope it stays that way in the future.
 
There's no way you haven't masturbated once, I legit tried to stop for a week, and after five days I accidentally caressed a pillow and came in my pants.
Never bhai, trust me.. u can ask @TRUE_CEL even
Sharia police doesn’t allow him to touch himself. They watch him 24/7. He doesn’t have much of a choice.
 
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Basically i am a zen master.

Many khhvs on this forum, but i am the only one who hasnt fapped yet.

This is why i have such a low standard that i would even fuck a tree hole tbf.

I bet 500 shekels there is nobody else like me here.
God wills it. How tall are you? Mirin.​
 
Found out you’re 6’2”, figures tbh.​
 
Wallah m not lying.

Its makruh, means unrecommended but still, in some hadith it is stated that masturbation is like doing zina with your hand
wym only makruh for shias
 
Bro is gonna have the worst sex of all time when he loses his virginity if this is true
 
Basically i am a zen master.

Many khhvs on this forum, but i am the only one who hasnt fapped yet.

This is why i have such a low standard that i would even fuck a tree hole tbf.

I bet 500 shekels there is nobody else like me here.
low test low sex drive low everything
 
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high test high self control

nah maybe if fapped a few times in his life at least and then quit. lmao but that level is way more likely he's just low sex drive goblin. youre telling me you didnt experiment around a bit when u were like 13? self control isnt a concept then
 
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nah maybe if fapped a few times in his life at least and then quit. lmao but that level is way more likely he's just low sex drive goblin. youre telling me you didnt experiment around a bit when u were like 13? self control isnt a concept then
It's different when your extremely religious as it's not just self control it's the idea you will go to hell
 
It's different when your extremely religious as it's not just self control it's the idea you will go to hell
he is on this forum the idea of going to hell has been long accepted for him
 
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It's different when your extremely religious as it's not just self control it's the idea you will go to hell
also no lol i live in a religious muslim country n most kids have jerked off by that age lmao
 
nah maybe if fapped a few times in his life at least and then quit. lmao but that level is way more likely he's just low sex drive goblin. youre telling me you didnt experiment around a bit when u were like 13? self control isnt a concept then
if i was low sex drive, i wouldnt have such shitty standards that i even find ltbs attractive or want to fuck a treehole
 
Wallah m not lying.

Its makruh, means unrecommended but still, in some hadith it is stated that masturbation is like doing zina with your hand
It's makruh in only certain circumstances and only few scholars have said so. It's pretty much a consensus across the board masturbation is haram.

Ofc I still masturbate myself, I just can't help it I'm a sinner.
 
Do Taliban whip people in public if they're caught OP?
 
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Fuck pisslam ur retarded allah made me subhuman and expect me to worship his ass
 
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@EggKing opinions
 
Rate my avi @ElTruecel
 
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You will never be able to last more than 30seconds
 
kabul az maast
 
Good
All the retained life force goes into ur bones
 
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