I AM NO LONGER A KHHV

[aspiringexcel]

Finally a good thing my bhais, also i was sick too

Let me give a life update


My bhais already know about my foidbhais bhai ive been seeing. Well on a halloween party we kissed INB4: Some degenerate asks why we didnt fuck, shes HQNP and waiting till marriage. Were still not in a relationship tho i dont think any of us want a relationship

The best part? SHE IS A MODEL YOU RETARDED NIGGER SHITSKINS WHO MADE FUN OF ME AND CALLED ME AUTISTIC FOR BEING A GOOKOLOGIST CAN ALL GO ROPE NOW

The worst part? She is 177.5 cm giraffecel and i am 175cm with no lifts. When we were kissing i frauded 187cm and now i have to find a way to fraud 12cm without shoes or slippers

Its ovER if youre a sub-190cm manlet in the giraffe slums of balkan

Btw i can prove shes actually a model and im not larping in PMs as long as youre not some autist who i think will dox me

Another life update is i will maybe be going to Sydney again to see my incel uncle and my hyperNT cousins that i hate

Thats the November update your favourite 187cm gookologist had for you, i will be more active now tho

Spoiler: Tagging bhais

@hopecel @Gengar @BoredPrince @shizuku11111 @Looks234 @Clown Show @ReadBooksEveryday @VladimirtheGreat @

 

[cryptt]

mirin

 

[cryptt]

can u pm the pic?

 

[shia.jihadist]

send face pic of you and the foid

 

[aspiringexcel]

send face pic of you and the foid

I Posted my face here just search

Pming you now

Edit: i have to wait 84 seconds until i pm u

 

[ineonx]

How TF did you fraud that much jfl

 

[Klasik616]

Over getting your first kiss with a foid who was drunk, atleast she is pretty. Something happened after the party?

 

[ineonx]

Pošalji sliku djevojke u pm, zanima me bas

 

[aspiringexcel]

How TF did you fraud that much jfl

Ive been a frauder for almost 2 years now

my original plan was to just fraud to 185cm but i need that 2cm.

Its not as easy as i make it sound like. At one point i had like 30 blisters on my toes, and this summer i lost a nail because i was in lifts during a 12h flight to Sanghai

The nail still didnt grow back

Spoiler: Nail

 

[aspiringexcel]

Over getting your first kiss with a foid who was drunk, atleast she is pretty. Something happened after the party?

She was drunk but it was a party + we hung out alone before that

And no as i said already

Pošalji sliku djevojke u pm, zanima me bas

Saljem

 

[Deleted member 59811]

When we were kissing i frauded 187cm

Insane caging wtf nigga tag me in the height reveal update

Fraud until you fuck and fuck immediately can't imagine the jfl reacts she'll have once she discovers your larp jfl

 

[ineonx]

Ive been a frauder for almost 2 years now

my original plan was to just fraud to 185cm but i need that 2cm.

Its not as easy as i make it sound like. At one point i had like 30 blisters on my toes, and this summer i lost a nail because i was in lifts during a 12h flight to Sanghai

The nail still didnt grow back

Spoiler: Nail

View attachment 3304225

Mirin' bro I'm a 177cmcel in bosnia, beyond over when I go to the clubs

 

[aspiringexcel]

Insane caging wtf nigga tag me in the height reveal update

Fraud until you fuck and fuck immediately can't imagine the jfl reacts she'll have once she discovers your larp jfl

Ill never reveal my height to anyone.

Only person that knows my height is my foidbhai and thats because we went on a trip to china together and shes my best friend so she helps me fraud..

Im never making a height reveal JFL

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Svaka ti čast, baš sam prije par dana govorio jednom svom frendu da će za 5 godina ovdje bit ili si 195+ ili se samo ropeaj, zoomeri su ogromni danas

 

[Deleted member 59811]

Ill never reveal my height to anyone.

Only person that knows my height is my foidbhai and thats because we went on a trip to china together and shes my best friend so she helps me fraud..

Im never making a height reveal JFL

Based mirin fraudmaxxing dedication no way you can sustain a massive fraud like that in an ltr tho jfl maybe it'll work if you just fwb her

 

[truthhurts]

congratulations
PM pic, curious to see what she looks like

 

[aspiringexcel]

Svaka ti čast, baš sam prije par dana govorio jednom svom frendu da će za 5 godina ovdje bit ili si 195+ ili se samo ropeaj, zoomeri su ogromni danas

Hvala brate, u dalmaciji dosl imas cure koje su po 190cm

Based mirin fraudmaxxing dedication no way you can sustain a massive fraud like that in an ltr tho jfl maybe it'll work if you just fwb her

Shes giga HQNP, also noone except for dysgenic emo whores have FWBs in religious slums of croatia

congratulations
PM pic, curious to see what she look like

Pming now

 

[Angutoid]

Will you reveal your frauding secret to this fellow manlet here?

 

[Deleted member 59811]

Hvala brate, u dalmaciji dosl imas cure koje su po 190cm

Shes giga HQNP, also noone except for dysgenic emo whores have FWBs in religious slums of croatia


Pming now

175 in Croatia brutal nigga move out

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Hvala brate, u dalmaciji dosl imas cure koje su po 190cm

Shes giga HQNP, also noone except for dysgenic emo whores have FWBs in religious slums of croatia


Pming now

Ja sam ti 190cm i to je jedva dovoljno danas, mogu fraudat oko 192cm sa čizmama jfl


Sreća da su mi roditelji Dalmoši pa sam dobio te dinaridske gene za visinu lmfao

 

[Ruthless]

 

[aspiringexcel]

Will you reveal your frauding secret to this fellow manlet here?

I will make a guide soon.

Ill tag u

But ive been doing this for almost 2 years, be prepared to try on lifts in front of 20+ people in shoe stores and have them look at you like youre the most autistic person ever, be prepared to have 20+ blisters for the first 6+months and be prepared to lose a nail.

175 in Croatia brutal nigga move out

I want to move to slums of Shanghai or HK because im a gookologist but even in Shanghai theres fucking tallfags Ill plan my future geomaxxes after LL.

 

[Angutoid]

I will make a guide soon.

Ill tag u

But ive been doing this for almost 2 years, be prepared to try on lifts in front of 20+ people in shoe stores and have them look at you like youre the most autistic person ever, be prepared to have 20+ blisters for the first 6+months and be prepared to lose a nail.

I want to move to slums of Shanghai or HK because im a gookologist but even in Shanghai theres fucking tallfags Ill plan my future geomaxxes after LL.

Thanks

 

[aspiringexcel]

Ja sam ti 190cm i to je jedva dovoljno danas, mogu fraudat oko 192cm sa čizmama jfl


Sreća da su mi roditelji Dalmoši pa sam dobio te dinaridske gene za visinu lmfao

Jbt ovaj 190cm a na incel forumu@hopecel DOSTA MI JEFAKECEL LARPERA

Stvarni seres 190cm NIJE nisko, je da nije nista posebno kod nas al daj ne zajebavaj da si incel s tom visinom

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Jbt ovaj 190cm a na incel forumu@hopecel DOSTA MI JEFAKECEL LARPERA

Stvarni seres 190cm NIJE nisko, je da nije nista posebno kod nas al daj ne zajebavaj da si incel s tom visinom

Ne bih rekao da sam incel, ali nisam nikad imao curu jfl ja sam vjv samo teži mentalcel

 

[aspiringexcel]

Ne bih rekao da sam incel, ali nisam nikad imao curu jfl ja sam vjv samo teži mentalcel

Al kako netko ko je 190cm nade ovako obskuran forum nije mi jasno

Jel mozes pmat facu? Ako si mtn+ bjezi od autizma na ovom forumu

 

[raleqtambrobret]

INB4: Some degenerate asks why we didnt fuck, shes HQNP and waiting till marriage.

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Al kako netko ko je 190cm nade ovako obskuran forum nije mi jasno

Jel mozes pmat facu? Ako si mtn+ bjezi od autizma na ovom forumu

Brate ja lurkam ovaj forum već godinama, još od srednje škole (da ja sam oldcel od 21 godine ), tek mi se sad dalo napravit acc

Ne bih baš slao svoje lice, ako želiš možemo meetup jedan dan da me onda ocijeniš (neću te kidnapirat lmfao)

 

[aspiringexcel]

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Im not a KHHV
Kissless hugless handholdless virgin

Im now just a virgin

 

[raleqtambrobret]

Im not a KHHV
Kissless hugless handholdless virgin

Im now just a virgin

you're still incel by definition
i know you want to fuck her and yet you can't because "she's saving herself for marriage"....

 

[aspiringexcel]

Brate ja lurkam ovaj forum već godinama, još od srednje škole (da ja sam oldcel od 21 godine ), tek mi se sad dalo napravit acc

Ne bih baš slao svoje lice, ako želiš možemo meetup jedan dan da me onda ocijeniš (neću te kidnapirat lmfao)

Jbt ti si iz zga da zaboravio sam, moze

Ja sam na Jarunu al se mozemo nac u centru bas ce mi drago bit ako se zapravo nademo konacno blackpilled balkancel

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Jbt ti si iz zga da zaboravio sam, moze

Ja sam na Jarunu al se mozemo nac u centru bas ce mi drago bit ako se zapravo nademo konacno blackpilled balkancel

Ja sam ti isto na Jarunu lol

 

[PARISIEN]

still a zesty ahh

 

[aspiringexcel]

Ja sam ti isto na Jarunu lol

Koji kurac Sad kad bude da se znamo?
Jesi stvarno s jaruna? Pmam te

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

Koji kurac Sad kad bude da se znamo?
Jesi stvarno s jaruna? Pmam te

Naj ozbiljnije, išao tu u školu, krstio se u Sveta Mati Slobode looool

 

[aspiringexcel]

Naj ozbiljnije, išao tu u školu, krstio se u Sveta Mati Slobode looool

JEBOTE SVETA MATI SLOBODE SAD ZNAM DA SI PRAVI JARUNCEL

PREDPOSTAVLJAM DA SI IŠAO I U KAŠIĆ JFLLL KOJI KURAC ISKRENO

 

[shizuku11111]

faking mirin, send pic in pm im curious

 

[HeavyMetalcel]

JEBOTE SVETA MATI SLOBODE SAD ZNAM DA SI PRAVI JARUNCEL

PREDPOSTAVLJAM DA SI IŠAO I U KAŠIĆ JFLLL KOJI KURAC ISKRENO

JESAM HAHAHAHA

 

[mightbecooked123]

Ive been a frauder for almost 2 years now

my original plan was to just fraud to 185cm but i need that 2cm.

Its not as easy as i make it sound like. At one point i had like 30 blisters on my toes, and this summer i lost a nail because i was in lifts during a 12h flight to Sanghai

The nail still didnt grow back

Spoiler: Nail

View attachment 3304225

Mirin please tag me in the guide

 

[NoReedemingFeature]

I'm curious about her face, dm

 

[Clown Show]

Some degenerate asks why we didnt fuck, shes HQNP and waiting till marriage. Were still not in a relationship tho i dont think any of us want a relationship

 

[Clown Show]

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Jk bhai, congratz on losing your K status.

 

[cobicado901]

i frauded 187cm

10 cm fraud???? how is this possible????

congrats on losing your KHHV status!!!

 

[aspiringexcel]

10 cm fraud???? how is this possible????

congrats on losing your KHHV status!!!

Everything is possible if u believe in urself. And if ure willing to lose a nail

Jk bhai, congratz on losing your K status.

Thanks saar

 

[NZb6Air]

So u're HHV ?

 

[aspiringexcel]

So u're HHV ?

Only V JFL

 

[NZb6Air]

Only V JFL

you didn't hold hands, stop larping

 

[aspiringexcel]

you didn't hold hands, stop larping

Ok then im HV

Noone holds hands anymore tho

 

[BimaxLaser]

you didn't hold hands, stop larping

I accidentally touched a girls hand in school, she had a disgusting wound on it from some kind of disease idk what. Does that count?

 

[NZb6Air]

I accidentally touched a girls hand in school, she had a disgusting wound on it from some kind of disease idk what. Does that count?

no, touching isn't holding