I am officially involuntary celibate… AGAIN

[Jatt]

I CANT GET LAID

WHY IS GETTING LAID SO FUCKING HARD I SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL

NOT EVEN THE SUBHUMANS WANT ME

Barely any matches even if I do they don’t respond back

3+ months since I got laid

I forgot the touch of a women I forgot how pussy felt like I forgot how tits felt like

I’m basically a virgin again

I match with plenty of fags and trannies I might just start bimaxxing


Matched with cute as salludon knockoff

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

Couldn’t relate tbh

 

[BeanCelll]

bimaxxing

a bi-max isn't a bad idea but I'm not too sure we're thinking about the same one

 

[Chadeep]

Salludon on Grindr?

 

[thales20]

bimaxxing

Dont you dare brother

 

[Copercel]

I CANT GET LAID

WHY IS GETTING LAID SO FUCKING HARD I SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL

NOT EVEN THE SUBHUMANS WANT ME

Barely any matches even if I do they don’t respond back

3+ months since I got laid


I match with plenty of fags and trannies I might just start bimaxxing
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Matched with cute as salludon knockoff

If only bro didn’t have that nose

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

a bi-max isn't a bad idea but I'm not too sure we're thinking about the same one

You speak exactly like an old user from a bit ago, is this ur first time here?

 

[FaceandBBC]

 

[NarrowBoneMarrow]

WHY IS GETTING LAID SO FUCKING HARD I SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL

Hey moron, quick tip, doing this kills your elo

 

[BigBallsLarry]

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"haven't been laid in 3 months"

 

[thales20]

doing this kills your elo

^

 

[A_Ron_Kool_Aid]

Put a pocketpussy inbetween a mans legs and put a wig on him and pretend like your fucking a girl.

 

[thales20]

I think I fucked my elo also because I neither like or dislike women, I usually just accept the matches

 

[BeanCelll]

You speak exactly like an old user from a bit ago, is this ur first time here?

Yep, all I did was lurk infrequently for a minute but this is my one and only account.

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I CANT GET LAID

WHY IS GETTING LAID SO FUCKING HARD I SWIPE RIGHT ON EVERY GIRL

NOT EVEN THE SUBHUMANS WANT ME

Barely any matches even if I do they don’t respond back

3+ months since I got laid

I forgot the touch of a women I forgot how pussy felt like I forgot how tits felt like

I’m basically a virgin again

I match with plenty of fags and trannies I might just start bimaxxing
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Matched with cute as salludon knockoff

That's my Jatt! And I love you very much buddy.