I am so cooked, I am trying to start looksmaxxing since idk but I need real help (JUMPSCARE WARNING)

[King_Schnitzel]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

 

[sham]

POTENTIAL

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Are you for real? Could you give me any tipps like I mentioned?

 

[iBlameWilly]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

definitely not over

your face is better of leaner and you should fix the rough edges on your brows

 

[7940mogger]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

Hit the gym train your neck and start eating a lot of meat and harder foods for jaw.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Hit the gym train your neck and start eating a lot of meat and harder foods for jaw.

I will hit the gym, neck is a part of it. But meat and harder foods wise, I mean my parents simply don´t finance it. Maybe jaw gum trainers or whatever they´re called?

 

[King_Schnitzel]

definitely not over

your face is better of leaner and you should fix the rough edges on your brows

I don´t know how to properly debloat, I´m actively trying to do so, but I don´t see much progress. Which edges on the brows?

 

[Deleted member 133053]

rapeable

 

[rownawldo]

I don´t know how to properly debloat, I´m actively trying to do so, but I don´t see much progress. Which edges on the brows?

Eat quality food is number one and drink hella water

 

[King_Schnitzel]

rapeable

You know I´m a lil kid?

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Eat quality food is number one and drink hella water

What defines as "quality food"? I try to eat "gods food" and don´t eat sweets, cut back sugar whenever I can. But lunch wise my mom cooks or I come back from school, hungry, trying to get something to eat as quick as possible. In the morning I usually eat five eggs and some bread that seems healthy, however bread can be healthy, and dinner wise is just improvisation.

 

[Deleted member 133053]

You know I´m a lil kid?

I'm 13

 

[King_Schnitzel]

I'm 13

Yeah, meaning I could beat the shit out of you. Why do you even say stuff like that, does that please your weird daydreams?

 

[Deleted member 133053]

Yeah, meaning I could beat the shit out of you. Why do you even say stuff like that, does that please your weird daydreams?

so cute.

 

[rownawldo]

What defines as "quality food"? I try to eat "gods food" and don´t eat sweets, cut back sugar whenever I can. But lunch wise my mom cooks or I come back from school, hungry, trying to get something to eat as quick as possible. In the morning I usually eat five eggs and some bread that seems healthy, however bread can be healthy, and dinner wise is just improvisation.

Cut out the bread swap for Kiwi and other fruits

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Cut out the bread swap for Kiwi and other fruits

I will do that. How often do I have to do cardio? My mother uses as much salt as she likes in her food, I can´t control it. I try to fast if it´s just stuff like fries and chicken nuggets or if they´re getting takeout, but I simply can´t do anything against her "normal, salted" food. To be honest the food isn´t necessarily healthy or whatever, but it keeps us alive I guess. Rest of my family is just fat and ugly, and if I´m suggesting change they tell me I´d have psychological problems and whatever lets them sleep at night.

Any product suggestions, those ice rollers, jaw gums or something like that?

 

[rownawldo]

I will do that. How often do I have to do cardio? My mother uses as much salt as she likes in her food, I can´t control it. I try to fast if it´s just stuff like fries and chicken nuggets or if they´re getting takeout, but I simply can´t do anything against her "normal, salted" food. To be honest the food isn´t necessarily healthy or whatever, but it keeps us alive I guess. Rest of my family is just fat and ugly, and if I´m suggesting change they tell me I´d have psychological problems and whatever lets them sleep at night.

Any product suggestions, those ice rollers, jaw gums or something like that?

You should get a skincare routine and then just chew food more. If you are gonna work out get kcl from bulk supplements to get the 3:1 ratio for potassium to sodium for optimal hydration along with creatine monohydrate. Would recommend sprinting and if you can tell your mom to use less salt that would be optimal. Just try to eat less carbs whenever possible

 

[King_Schnitzel]

You should get a skincare routine and then just chew food more. If you are gonna work out get kcl from bulk supplements to get the 3:1 ratio for potassium to sodium for optimal hydration along with creatine monohydrate. Would recommend sprinting and if you can tell your mom to use less salt that would be optimal. Just try to eat less carbs whenever possible

I see, thank you.

I heard skincare routines shouldn´t really be used as it´s just chemicals damaging the skin and "natural" body and whatever.
My mom couldn´t care less.
Less carbs, but don´t I need more carbs for proper results in the gym, for example through rice & chicken? Because I weigh like 57kg and I just really need to gain some weight standing at 1,80m.

 

[rownawldo]

I see, thank you.

I heard skincare routines shouldn´t really be used as it´s just chemicals damaging the skin and "natural" body and whatever.
My mom couldn´t care less.
Less carbs, but don´t I need more carbs for proper results in the gym, for example through rice & chicken? Because I weigh like 57kg and I just really need to gain some weight standing at 1,80m.

Yeah carbs are good in some scenarios like that but skincare is essential dude

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Yeah carbs are good in some scenarios like that but skincare is essential dude

I see, anything you could recommend? My skin honestly got worse since those pics, it's just not clean, no crazy acne or whatever though.

And this means I'll eat more carbs, focussing on gym goals, right? And that won't hurt the debloat?

Also what about cardio? I sometimes jog a few km in the evening, nothing crazy tho and not regularly.

 

[rownawldo]

I see, anything you could recommend? My skin honestly got worse since those pics, it's just not clean, no crazy acne or whatever though.

And this means I'll eat more carbs, focussing on gym goals, right? And that won't hurt the debloat?

Also what about cardio? I sometimes jog a few km in the evening, nothing crazy tho and not regularly.

Yeah need cardio regularly and do sprints. I would also recommend getting a routine for the gym

 

[iBlameWilly]

I don´t know how to properly debloat, I´m actively trying to do so, but I don´t see much progress. Which edges on the brows?

no not debloat, lose fat.

 

[PurpleWave]

The distance you took this image at caused quite a bit of lens distortion (atleast I believe) which isn't as accurate of an indicator of your facial ratios. I'm also not sure how old you are, let's assume you're teens and are 15-17.

I'll address immediate things that are resolvable and things I've noticed.

Your ears protrude a bit more than they should, it seems to me your left ear is further back than your right ear, you can get an otoplasty to solve this which is a very easy surgery - it's also not too expensive.

Your eyebrows are too high set, they should be lower set. Honestly, not sure how you can remedy this (maybe someone with a higher iq can tell me).

Your chin literally just about meets your glabella (the middle of your browride). I can't actually gague how well it does because of the fact that the side profile images you sent aren't clear enough. It seems to me your maxilla has grown fine but your jaw is lacking the forward growth to accomodate for it (obviously, I can't be too sure without seeing a more accurate side profile picture).

The best looksmaxxing advice I could give you is to workout strictly, get that otoplasty if it's possible, make sure your skin remains clear, train your neck so that its thicker and makes your head look more robust, and then look into anything else. Without atleast trying the basic fundamentals of looksmaxxing, you can't expect results.

 

[superpsycho]

mogs me

 

[King_Schnitzel]

no not debloat, lose fat.

What's the difference and how do I do it? Like I'm not fat overall.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

The distance you took this image at caused quite a bit of lens distortion (atleast I believe) which isn't as accurate of an indicator of your facial ratios. I'm also not sure how old you are, let's assume you're teens and are 15-17.

I'll address immediate things that are resolvable and things I've noticed.

Your ears protrude a bit more than they should, it seems to me your left ear is further back than your right ear, you can get an otoplasty to solve this which is a very easy surgery - it's also not too expensive.

Your eyebrows are too high set, they should be lower set. Honestly, not sure how you can remedy this (maybe someone with a higher iq can tell me).

Your chin literally just about meets your glabella (the middle of your browride). I can't actually gague how well it does because of the fact that the side profile images you sent aren't clear enough. It seems to me your maxilla has grown fine but your jaw is lacking the forward growth to accomodate for it (obviously, I can't be too sure without seeing a more accurate side profile picture).

The best looksmaxxing advice I could give you is to workout strictly, get that otoplasty if it's possible, make sure your skin remains clear, train your neck so that its thicker and makes your head look more robust, and then look into anything else. Without atleast trying the basic fundamentals of looksmaxxing, you can't expect results.

Thank you really much man. I could try to take better pictures of what I look like now, it's just that I don't know how to take good side profile pics and stuff.

Thank you really really much for your advice though.

So what you're saying is do what you said before instead of trying to max my eye area and lower UEE, try to gain forward growth or whatever, but simply getting an overall fine build? I'd really like to have a somewhat defined jaw though, to lose face fat and debloat.

 

[onelife]

so much potential. your coloring needs some work, chapstick for your dry lips, longer hair to supplement prettyboy look + longer hairs mogs infinitely imho (and your cut kinda sucks, sorry), dying your hair black to contrast your blue eyes. you'll be cookin in no time my nigga.

 

[i love my frenchie]

Yeah, meaning I could beat the shit out of you. Why do you even say stuff like that, does that please your weird daydreams?

hes obv trolling bro pay no attention

 

[King_Schnitzel]

so much potential. your coloring needs some work, chapstick for your dry lips, longer hair to supplement prettyboy look + longer hairs mogs infinitely imho (and your cut kinda sucks, sorry), dying your hair black to contrast your blue eyes. you'll be cookin in no time my nigga.

Wow, thank you so much. My eyes are blue-greenish, a sudden hair dyeing would be so random and why would darker hair help?

Any longer hair haircuts that I could implement?

 

[King_Schnitzel]

hes obv trolling bro pay no attention

Okay Baby

 

[onelife]

Wow, thank you so much. My eyes are blue-greenish, a sudden hair dyeing would be so random and why would darker hair help?

Any longer hair haircuts that I could implement?

i forgot the specific technical terms that users on this site use for it, but i remember it having somewhat to do with dark triad or some shit. visually, light eyes and fair skin contrasted against dense, dark hair looks good. first shordy that comes to mind is billie eillish, i cant remember any niggas atm.

as far as haircuts, im not your best reference as i am black, but you can definitely search for prettyboy guides on site and they have visual references. or you can browse tiktok and see not only what you like, but what the shordies is fuckin with so you can balance what you're satisfied with and actually getting attention from women. don't be afraid to experiment and/or nichemaxx if you are comfortable with that too, you're young and will have your hair for a long time (unless ofc the norwood reaper has you on his list ).

https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/YZjkMqUk4w-kR0jK8Zz4Muoyens=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/billieeillishredroots-ec15bf006d82420b8d4fde8c03954965.png

 

[King_Schnitzel]

i forgot the specific technical terms that users on this site use for it, but i remember it having somewhat to do with dark triad or some shit. visually, light eyes and fair skin contrasted against dense, dark hair looks good. first shordy that comes to mind is billie eillish, i cant remember any niggas atm.

as far as haircuts, im not your best reference as i am black, but you can definitely search for prettyboy guides on site and they have visual references. or you can browse tiktok and see not only what you like, but what the shordies is fuckin with so you can balance what you're satisfied with and actually getting attention from women. don't be afraid to experiment and/or nichemaxx if you are comfortable with that too, you're young and will have your hair for a long time (unless ofc the norwood reaper has you on his list ).

https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/YZjkMqUk4w-kR0jK8Zz4Muoyens=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/billieeillishredroots-ec15bf006d82420b8d4fde8c03954965.png

Thank you so much, I will try out some hairstyles and maybe share some here, just to know how good people actually think they suit me.

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

look like baby stickley before the frauding method

 

[King_Schnitzel]

look like baby stickley before the frauding method

What's the "frauding method"? Or did he just frau his pics?

 

[onelife]

Thank you so much, I will try out some hairstyles and maybe share some here, just to know how good people actually think they suit me.

np brodie, i have faith in you. just dont listen to anybody on this site suggeting you do anything extreme as you are still developing. just make sure you mew in puberty (only time where it actually fuckin works and isnt cope) and take care of your health overall.

 

[UWILLNEVERKNOW8]

What's the "frauding method"? Or did he just frau his pics?

late puberty and facial expression

 

[if6wasnt9]

bro grow up first, youre gonna look better when ur like 18 ofc you need to be more dimorphic. u got good features just like find a hairstyle n ur fine lol. do basic softmaxes n maximize ur test

 

[King_Schnitzel]

np brodie, i have faith in you. just dont listen to anybody on this site suggeting you do anything extreme as you are still developing. just make sure you mew in puberty (only time where it actually fuckin works and isnt cope) and take care of your health overall.

Thank you, any guide to mewing you think that is good? Of course I watched some "how to mew properly" one minute videos, but I'm not sure on how to do it, also heard about if I do it wrong it could fuck me or my teeth up.

 

[onelife]

Thank you, any guide to mewing you think that is good? Of course I watched some "how to mew properly" one minute videos, but I'm not sure on how to do it, also heard about if I do it wrong it could fuck me or my teeth up.

gotchu brodie

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[PurpleWave]

Thank you really much man. I could try to take better pictures of what I look like now, it's just that I don't know how to take good side profile pics and stuff.

Thank you really really much for your advice though.

So what you're saying is do what you said before instead of trying to max my eye area and lower UEE, try to gain forward growth or whatever, but simply getting an overall fine build? I'd really like to have a somewhat defined jaw though, to lose face fat and debloat.

If you’re young it’s never over, just relax and focus on maximising your hormones and puberty. When I was 14-15 I got zero girls in contrast to when I was 17 - solely because puberty changed me heavily.

Your UEE is fine, UEE is bad when it’s excessive, not by itself altogether.

Get a good diet, lock in on your life and improve other aspects of it whilst looksmaxxing.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

If you’re young it’s never over, just relax and focus on maximising your hormones and puberty. When I was 14-15 I got zero girls in contrast to when I was 17 - solely because puberty changed me heavily.

Your UEE is fine, UEE is bad when it’s excessive, not by itself altogether.

Get a good diet, lock in on your life and improve other aspects of it whilst looksmaxxing.

Skincare wise, how do I do that?
Niche TikToker told me to only use natural products to not have all those chemicals and stuff.
I don't know which skincare products to get, which ones I should get and where I shouls get them.
Any recommendations?

I don't know how my skin changed in the time between the pic and now, I believe it got worse though.

I tried to take an appropriate pic to show that, it isn't really seeable as it isn't some kind of extreme acne, but rather unclean skin if you hover over it.

 

[PurpleWave]

Skincare wise, how do I do that?
Niche TikToker told me to only use natural products to not have all those chemicals and stuff.
I don't know which skincare products to get, which ones I should get and where I shouls get them.
Any recommendations?

I don't know how my skin changed in the time between the pic and now, I believe it got worse though.

I tried to take an appropriate pic to show that, it isn't really seeable as it isn't some kind of extreme acne, but rather unclean skin if you hover over it.

I’m not a skin care autist so I don’t know an absurd amount, but my routine is:

Mornings:
Kiehl’s ultra facial cleanser
Inkey List Hyaluronic Acid Serum
Caffeine Eye Cream
No7 Restore and Renew Moisturizer

Nights:
Same top two as mornings
Retinol 0.3-1% (you don’t need to take retinol as you’re still quite young)
Caffeine eye cream
No7 Protect and Perfect moisturizer

With skin care, your diet matters too. Certain foods impact your acne, you need to read into it.
After two weeks of this skin care my skin was considerably better (likely due to retinol, I just started using retinol in this routine for the first time in my life).

“niche TikTok” is retarded. Use what works, not what these guys say. I’ve been experimenting with skin care since I was young and that routine is what’s perfect for me.

I don’t know what you mean with your skin changed, it looks very similar to me. Puberty causes skin acne, it’s not news.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

I’m not a skin care autist so I don’t know an absurd amount, but my routine is:

Mornings:
Kiehl’s ultra facial cleanser
Inkey List Hyaluronic Acid Serum
Caffeine Eye Cream
No7 Restore and Renew Moisturizer

Nights:
Same top two as mornings
Retinol 0.3-1% (you don’t need to take retinol as you’re still quite young)
Caffeine eye cream
No7 Protect and Perfect moisturizer

With skin care, your diet matters too. Certain foods impact your acne, you need to read into it.
After two weeks of this skin care my skin was considerably better (likely due to retinol, I just started using retinol in this routine for the first time in my life).

“niche TikTok” is retarded. Use what works, not what these guys say. I’ve been experimenting with skin care since I was young and that routine is what’s perfect for me.

I don’t know what you mean with your skin changed, it looks very similar to me. Puberty causes skin acne, it’s not news.

Okay, thanks man. Do you think I can just copy your routine and it will work fine for me?

I will read into the nutrition thingy, I of course try to cut back in sugar, ultra processed foods and cancer ahh oil as good as possible.

With "niche TikTok" I meant those guys telling me to eat raw liver, honey and live without chemicals.

Well, my skin just feels so much more rough as in comparison, it was so clean. But yeah, that happens.

 

[PurpleWave]

Okay, thanks man. Do you think I can just copy your routine and it will work fine for me?

I will read into the nutrition thingy, I of course try to cut back in sugar, ultra processed foods and cancer ahh oil as good as possible.

With "niche TikTok" I meant those guys telling me to eat raw liver, honey and live without chemicals.

Well, my skin just feels so much more rough as in comparison, it was so clean. But yeah, that happens.

You can try it sure, let me know how it goes.

And honestly I don’t know about that stuff, I’m sure they have healing properties but as long as you eat good food daily, exercise and try to focus on becoming more social and comfortable around people (you mentioned you’re an “insecure pussy”), I think you’ll be fine.

When I was younger I had acne, I don’t know your age but you seem young and your skin isn’t that bad. IMO your face isn’t incel level lol, I think you need to focus on the other aspects. You hardly have any crazy facial problems.

 

[chadlitecurry]

i forgot the specific technical terms that users on this site use for it, but i remember it having somewhat to do with dark triad or some shit. visually, light eyes and fair skin contrasted against dense, dark hair looks good. first shordy that comes to mind is billie eillish, i cant remember any niggas atm.

as far as haircuts, im not your best reference as i am black, but you can definitely search for prettyboy guides on site and they have visual references. or you can browse tiktok and see not only what you like, but what the shordies is fuckin with so you can balance what you're satisfied with and actually getting attention from women. don't be afraid to experiment and/or nichemaxx if you are comfortable with that too, you're young and will have your hair for a long time (unless ofc the norwood reaper has you on his list ).

https://www.byrdie.com/thmb/YZjkMqUk4w-kR0jK8Zz4Muoyens=/750x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/billieeillishredroots-ec15bf006d82420b8d4fde8c03954965.png

Cartenoids? It helps make skin orangish which is desirable and can be obtained from simple vegetable and fruits juice

 

[Kayra139]

Begin now

 

[onelife]

Cartenoids? It helps make skin orangish which is desirable and can be obtained from simple vegetable and fruits juice

yea, i think thats definitely a part of what i read, cant remember the rest tho

 

[Deleted member 76637]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

start drinking soylent milk

 

[King_Schnitzel]

You can try it sure, let me know how it goes.

And honestly I don’t know about that stuff, I’m sure they have healing properties but as long as you eat good food daily, exercise and try to focus on becoming more social and comfortable around people (you mentioned you’re an “insecure pussy”), I think you’ll be fine.

When I was younger I had acne, I don’t know your age but you seem young and your skin isn’t that bad. IMO your face isn’t incel level lol, I think you need to focus on the other aspects. You hardly have any crazy facial problems.

Alright man, this gives me hella confidence zo be honest. Thanks

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Cartenoids? It helps make skin orangish which is desirable and can be obtained from simple vegetable and fruits juice

Yeah I used to drink so much multivitamin-juice when I was little, that I looked like a carrot, my mother said. How would that be positive though?