Vermilioncore
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The other day, I saw a text message pop up on my wife’s phone from her 6’5 coworker. The text message showed his 9 inch penis with the caption “can’t wait for next time!”
I must admit I felt a little bummed out that my wife was obviously cheating on me .
So I approached her about it. I didn’t wanna make her mad though.
I said, “um, honey, what’s this?” And I showed her the text message.
Right away she punched me and I fell to the ground (I’m a small guy, 5’5, and very narrow)
She then screamed “Gosh! You’re always in my business! Stop being so nosy! Yeah, we had sex, whatever! If you keep pestering me like this I will get a divorce!”
So I started crying and begging for her forgiveness. She said that she’ll forgive me if I do one thing. And that one thing was to sleep on the couch that night, so I did.
But she didn’t tell me that the coworker was coming over!
So they had sex in my bedroom, in the house I pay, and then the coworker left early the next morning.
I apologized one more time to my wife and she said “it’s going to take a bit for me to forgive you for what you did. Don’t yell at me like that anymore. If you behave for the next 4 months we’ll have sex, how about that?”
And yippie! I smiled!
I must admit I felt a little bummed out that my wife was obviously cheating on me .
So I approached her about it. I didn’t wanna make her mad though.
I said, “um, honey, what’s this?” And I showed her the text message.
Right away she punched me and I fell to the ground (I’m a small guy, 5’5, and very narrow)
She then screamed “Gosh! You’re always in my business! Stop being so nosy! Yeah, we had sex, whatever! If you keep pestering me like this I will get a divorce!”
So I started crying and begging for her forgiveness. She said that she’ll forgive me if I do one thing. And that one thing was to sleep on the couch that night, so I did.
But she didn’t tell me that the coworker was coming over!
So they had sex in my bedroom, in the house I pay, and then the coworker left early the next morning.
I apologized one more time to my wife and she said “it’s going to take a bit for me to forgive you for what you did. Don’t yell at me like that anymore. If you behave for the next 4 months we’ll have sex, how about that?”
And yippie! I smiled!