I cheated on every exam

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Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
 
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same + based
 
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same just about to cheat on my last final :feelshah:
 
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The system is already kikefied, meaning the best way to survive it is by cheating.
 
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I didnt study in over a month
 
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Give me some cheating methods that aren't overused
 
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You are @NotAMogger so how would you know?
It's because I'm @NotAMogger is how I know the system is rigged against subhumans like me.
 
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based. if you know for sure u can cheat and get away with it go for it
 
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It's because I'm @NotAMogger is how I know the system is rigged against subhumans like me.
Well. If you are @NotAMogger, people here won't take your advice seriously.
 
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Well. If you are @NotAMogger, people here won't take your advice seriously.
Then it will be their fault if they don't listen to me.
 
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i study 10 minutes
 
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cheating guide when bhai?
 
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Drop the cheating guide bhai
 
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The worst part is even if you cheat, your job won't be able to tell. My dad works on hiring people and most people don't know how to do the work and learn it on the job, even people from Oxford and Cambridge. He also said he tends to avoid people from Oxford/Cambridge because they are usually stuck up.
 
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High T thread. I don't study for shit and still end up passing my college courses somehow.
 
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same + gj
 
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Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
Cheat in the classes that don't matter.
English? I'll fucking use AI for that every single time. :lul: Not writing a fucking essay for something I don't wanna.
 
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Give me some cheating methods that aren't overused
just cheat out of ur phone if ure makin sth to cheat outta then its not differrent from studying whatsoever
 
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i cant get away with cheating national exams nigga, if i attempt to cheat every person in the exam hall will fial even i was chad id get jumped and stabbed before i can feel white jb tight pussy retard
 
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based high iq logic tho but not appliable to all cases
 
i rarely cheat but still pass my exams, high iq tho anyway, everybody in my class and that i know who cheats on their exams are way less stressed and happier
 
As someone with learning disability u pretty much get to use ur phone during exams
 
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If people here know what JEE is, I cheated in JEE and wasn't caught by the software or the invigilators so...
 
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Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
most based shit on this site ong
 
Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
Issue is how do I pass in person assessments. I’ve got to know your stuff at that point. And if u relied on cheating for everything else u probably won’t know shit
 
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As someone with learning disability u pretty much get to use ur phone during exams
What learning disability. I’ve got basicaly all of them:
 
Dont try this in uni
Y?

My personal experience with cheating is that it doesn’t work. I was at UofT and got cheating multiple times in math which I failed as a result. That was before AI though
 
Yea AI is fine but cheating will definitely get u kicked out of uni no?
If u get caught multiple times yes. My issue with cheating is you can’t cheat consistently on the in person exams. If u have an advanced ai somehow watching your exam maybe then it’s possible. Or pay someone to take for you. But that’s hard
 
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Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
JFL i didnt exactly cheat but i managed to get a 50% extra time for all my exams and got a private room, could have easily cheated bc the supervisor fell asleep during one of my exams
 
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What are the resitrictions, i can help you with procterd exams
Basically no electronic devices and teachers would be on rounds most of the time.
 
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Give me some cheating methods that aren't overused
use rayban meta wayfarer call ur friend and he can see your paper and tell you what to write or select for your online questions through the glasses speaker or airpods. Tape the lights tho because when use the camera the lights shine
 
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Never let anyone tell you that you can't.

Time is our most valuable possession, school and university take it away from us. Don't spend your youth studying.

Cheating allowed me to focus on other things, keeping my cortisol low and allowing me to stay productive instead of wasting my time studycelling.

Every minute you spend studying for an exam is time you could spend doing other more important things. You could spend a fraction of that time figuring out the optimal strategies to cheat, saving you time in the long run.

It's not about what you can do, but what you look like you can do, anyway. Obviously have some skills to back it up. But appearances matter more. And if you know the material, what reason do you have to not cheat and NOT be the best in your class?
what strategies do you advise for cheating on paper exams?
 
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Real life, pen and paper test unfortunately
I mean if theres a spot a teacher cant look at take advantage of it, but your best choice would be pen with notes inside it, invisible ink in palm/arm, and or is if they let you use snacks, try a gum wrapper. If your bold enough, you can wear a meme shirt with a different language that translate the answers:feelskek:. Remember this is ALL IN MINECRAFT.
 
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@northern mogger @Lokki @LooksThinker lunttasin koko matikan yo kokeen joltain fädäriltä mun eessä, sain E sen takii, en olis muuten päässy varmaa ees läpi ku en lukenu siihen legit minuuttiakaan

no en nyt oikeesti, tää oli vaan vitsi YTL
 
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@northern mogger @Lokki @LooksThinker lunttasin koko matikan yo kokeen joltain fädäriltä mun eessä, sain E sen takii, en olis muuten päässy varmaa ees läpi ku en lukenu siihen legit minuuttiakaan

no en nyt oikeesti, tää oli vaan vitsi YTL
tekee mieli pistää sut ignorelle
 
I just cheat in shit that wont matter past high school.
 
i can't cheat even if i wanted to engineering stuff is way too complex
 

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