“I could have lost my virginity” is not a cope when I say it

Imagine your disgusting subhuman curry body on top of a woman .. how do you think she will cope?
 
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POV: You in mental asylum in 4 years (you kept telling your shrink that you are a chad and will lose your virginity to HTB)
 
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Dn rd. but I can get some pussy if you have a hundred dollars
 
In my case, it’s true. I will present two reasons as to why this is.

Reason #1: Prostitution is legal.

If I really wanted to lose my virginity, I could find an escort and have sex. But I don’t want to go down this road.

Reason #2: My friend wants to hook me up.

My friend has a few FWBs and he wants me to lose my virginity. He’s offered me a few times to have a threesome. But I don’t want to go down this road.

Reason #3: I have an online female friend who’s interested in me.

Known her for a long time. She lives in the US, she could fly out here. She’s made it quite clear that she’s interested in becoming my partner. However she’s not Islamic. But I don’t want to go down this road.

So, yes - it is true: I can lose my virginity if I would want to. But I don’t want to do that. I do mention my dateless KHHV status, but that’s more because it’s my online persona but in reality I couldn’t care less about being a virgin. I do it out of religious reasons.
Mashallah halal chad
 
Incel larp told by an inbred shitskin
 
Skinny white girls. 🤷‍♂️

Latina has ok face. Nothing special.

But she does fog me as I’m a truecel.
are you actually? a truecel, in theory, could never have a girl that's willing to FLY OUT to become his partner
 
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are you actually? a truecel, in theory, could never have a girl that's willing to FLY OUT to become his partner
Yes, but for more context: I’ve known her for over 10 years + while facially decent (weak MTB) she’s also overweight. Plus she’s degeneratemaxxed and I don’t like that. :lul:
 
Yes, but for more context: I’ve known her for over 10 years + while facially decent (weak MTB) she’s also overweight. Plus she’s degeneratemaxxed and I don’t like that. :lul:
known for 10 years online? mirin texting skills
 
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known for 10 years online? mirin texting skills
Yes, we met on Twitter. Should have known she was overweight since she posted face pics only hahaha. We mostly talk through WhatsApp or Instagram these days though.
 
Yes, we met on Twitter. Should have known she was overweight since she posted face pics only hahaha. We mostly talk through WhatsApp or Instagram these days though.
mogs me, was never able to mantain an online friend for that long, not even a guy
 
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mogs me, was never able to mantain an online friend for that long, not even a guy
Ironically there’s only two people I’m still in touch with after 10+ years and they’re both women. Of course there’s periods that went by where I didn’t speak to them for years though. So it wasn’t like we constantly messaged each other.
 
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Ironically there’s only two people I’m still in touch with after 10+ years and they’re both women. Of course there’s periods that went by where I didn’t speak to them for years though. So it wasn’t like we constantly messaged each other.
Yeah, i figured. Still pretty impressive.
 
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Cope
 
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Yeah, i figured. Still pretty impressive.
Thanks. The other one is in a committed relationship but the funny thing is she only likes South Asians who are Dravidian-tier. I had no idea what kind of guys she was into. I assumed white. All her three boyfriends have been South Asian (Bharatis and Sri Lankan so far). Apparently she doesn’t like white guys. She’s Balkan herself.
 
Your 70k post here are worth more than words.
 
Thanks bhai, I keep it halal. But I’m truecel.

Truecel* but halalmaxxed.
Actual muslim chads that choose deen over dunya mog anything qnd anyone. They are the soldiers of Allah.
 
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Actual muslim chads that choose deen over dunya mog anything qnd anyone. They are the soldiers of Allah.
Indeed. Deen > dunya.
 
Requisites for losing your virginity

*Must not be fat
*Must not be old
*Must not be ugly
*Must not be brown
*U must not have used a condom
 
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Requisites for losing your virginity

*Must not be fat
*Must not be old
*Must not be ugly
*Must not be brown
*U must not have used a condom
Fuk.
 
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Requisites for losing your virginity

*Must not be fat
*Must not be old
*Must not be ugly
*Must not be brown
*U must not have used a condom
Over for me then
 
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shut the fuck up coping incel,
 
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In my case, it’s true. I will present two reasons as to why this is.

Reason #1: Prostitution is legal.

If I really wanted to lose my virginity, I could find an escort and have sex. But I don’t want to go down this road.

Reason #2: My friend wants to hook me up.

My friend has a few FWBs and he wants me to lose my virginity. He’s offered me a few times to have a threesome. But I don’t want to go down this road.
your Persian friend?
 
Correct! Your memory serves you well. His FWBs are all white.
not surprised. Persians are wannabe whites
What's his rating?
 
Did your brother have an arranged marriage? Are you considering following in his footsteps?
 
not surprised. Persians are wannabe whites
What's his rating?
He’s got every PSL failo in the book.

- deathnik
- big nose
- nct of death
- thin eyebrows
- thin lips

But he has harmony and rizz. That sets him apart. He’s also photogenetic. He does well with women.
 
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Did your brother have an arranged marriage?
For his first marriage, no. He’s gonna separate from her, technically already is, just not official. He’s now going though the arranged marriage route. But it’s more like, choosing a potential someone from a range of women who are offered by their parents. They get to know each other and see if they like each other or not. It’s nowhere near as weird as they portray it where it’s forced, et cetera.
Are you considering following in his footsteps?
Definitely not. When I asked my family for help, they didn’t help me. Now they want to help me? It’s too late. I don’t want it. Should have done it years ago.
 
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sounds like you want a girlfriend not a one night stand type of thing. incel's in the literal sense don't exist. People who can't find love do though :(
 
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sounds like you want a girlfriend not a one night stand type of thing. incel's in the literal sense don't exist. People who can't find love do though :(
Yeah, I prefer having a partner. But given the fact I’m pretty much asexual, that makes it even harder. Like.. there’s no one I’m interested in, regardless if they look good or not.
 
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