I couldn’t tie my shoelaces until I was 15

[Gengar]

She wanted your big pakistani cock bhai

I lowkey thought it’s slightly possible she had a crush on me. She complimented me publicly, would come up to me with her best friend and giggle the entire time, etc.

So I thought I should like her back, but 2 years later she rejected me.

 

[Gengar]

Nigga is just chadlite volcel

Naw mang I’m genuinely ugly. She would reject me 2 years later.

 

[Gengar]

Lol 15 is wel wat laat.

Hahaha echt he.

 

[Gengar]

I learnt when I was 6.

Most people learn it around that age. They would hand out diplomas for this at my local elementary school.

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Didn't till 12

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Nearing 200k Reputation199,630

 

[Gengar]

Nearing 200k Reputation199,630

They repbotted someone and gave him 50,000 rep just so I would be on the second position.

 

[Gengar]

Didn't till 12

Unironically mogs me.

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Unironically mogs me.

You never asked your mom how you should tie your shoes?

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

They repbotted someone and gave him 50,000 rep just so I would be on the second position.

Don't understand

 

[buddhistking]

Yes, yes and no (I don’t play sports). I’m just not good with working with my hands. And when riding a bike, I can’t keep it straight. I always zigzag somewhat without meaning to. And when I pour in a drink, my hands shake — against my will. I’ve got tremors, apparently.

Can you drive though or ride a 2 wheeler by yourself without falling off or getting in an accident?

 

[ProBono]

Highschool oneitis delusions aside, how the fuck you alive for 15 whole years without learning to tie your shoes bro. Were you wearing fucking strap-on sandals for the first 15? Did you not meet the stat requirements for real shoes yet? Do you live in fucking Africa nigga? Was mommy doing it for you nigga???

 

[Hernan]

Hahaha echt he.

Nigga liep rond met Velcro tot 14.

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

Naw mang I’m genuinely ugly. She would reject me 2 years later.

She wanted your big Indian cock

 

[RODEBLUR]

Two girls taught me, one of them was my school oneitis. I remember the day my high school heart melted when I accidentally bumped my shoe against her chair, she looked down, up at the blackboard and then she tied my shoelaces in the middle of class. Before I learned, my friends would usually tie my shoelaces for me. Especially my best friends. They'd do it without shame. Ahh, back when true friends existed.

niggas username was ''truecel'' yet had this treatment

+ you learnt way earlier than me kys