I couldn’t tie my shoelaces until I was 15

[Gengar]

She wanted your big pakistani cock bhai

I lowkey thought it’s slightly possible she had a crush on me. She complimented me publicly, would come up to me with her best friend and giggle the entire time, etc.

So I thought I should like her back, but 2 years later she rejected me.

 

[Gengar]

Nigga is just chadlite volcel

Naw mang I’m genuinely ugly. She would reject me 2 years later.

 

[Gengar]

Lol 15 is wel wat laat.

Hahaha echt he.

 

[Gengar]

I learnt when I was 6.

Most people learn it around that age. They would hand out diplomas for this at my local elementary school.

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Didn't till 12

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Nearing 200k Reputation199,630

 

[Gengar]

Nearing 200k Reputation199,630

They repbotted someone and gave him 50,000 rep just so I would be on the second position.

 

[Gengar]

Didn't till 12

Unironically mogs me.

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

Unironically mogs me.

You never asked your mom how you should tie your shoes?

 

[F-30 Flighter Jet]

They repbotted someone and gave him 50,000 rep just so I would be on the second position.

Don't understand

 

[buddhistking]

Yes, yes and no (I don’t play sports). I’m just not good with working with my hands. And when riding a bike, I can’t keep it straight. I always zigzag somewhat without meaning to. And when I pour in a drink, my hands shake — against my will. I’ve got tremors, apparently.

Can you drive though or ride a 2 wheeler by yourself without falling off or getting in an accident?

 

[ProBono]

Highschool oneitis delusions aside, how the fuck you alive for 15 whole years without learning to tie your shoes bro. Were you wearing fucking strap-on sandals for the first 15? Did you not meet the stat requirements for real shoes yet? Do you live in fucking Africa nigga? Was mommy doing it for you nigga???

 

[Hernan]

Hahaha echt he.

Nigga liep rond met Velcro tot 14.

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

Naw mang I’m genuinely ugly. She would reject me 2 years later.

She wanted your big Indian cock