i did anal sex and it destroyed the man i am (real story)

[zygosmasher]

No she doesn’t have adhd

She just isn’t interested in having sex with you or she doesn’t enjoy sex with you

nga if ur bitch is watching tik tok while your fucking her ur dick game is very bad

your face should be her dopamine hit

@zygosmasher @shedontluv-U

Must be satire

 

[lowtierwelling]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Yeah I’m never trying that shit.

I feel like i would never get it up ever again, which i barely do cause i take more medications than my body can take

 

[lowtierwelling]

just turned a lesbian hoe into liking my dih. okey she was listening to girl moans but my dih+look had to be fire tho.

Nigga you were her sex toy.

You still slayed so you won (kinda)

 

[negativ_canthalshit]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

whtat the fucl

 

[Kayra139]

Ibn 'Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allah
(peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said:

“Allah will not look at a man who has intercourse with a woman in her back (anal) passage.”


This is the reason of the spiritual pressure my boi, repent
(I had a good laugh tho thank you )

 

[hello kitty]

Nigga you were her sex toy.

You still slayed so you won (kinda)

EXACTLY

 

[TheGreatDetective]

Funniest thread i've read this week

I have a similar story to this one tbh

 

[Buddyboyo2]

Tales+dnr faggot