i did anal sex and it destroyed the man i am (real story)

[zygosmasher]

No she doesn’t have adhd

She just isn’t interested in having sex with you or she doesn’t enjoy sex with you

nga if ur bitch is watching tik tok while your fucking her ur dick game is very bad

your face should be her dopamine hit

@zygosmasher @shedontluv-U

Must be satire

 

[lowtierwelling]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Yeah I’m never trying that shit.

I feel like i would never get it up ever again, which i barely do cause i take more medications than my body can take

 

[lowtierwelling]

just turned a lesbian hoe into liking my dih. okey she was listening to girl moans but my dih+look had to be fire tho.

Nigga you were her sex toy.

You still slayed so you won (kinda)

 

[negative]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

whtat the fucl

 

[Deleted member 113438]

Ibn 'Abbas (may Allah be pleased with him) said: The Messenger of Allah
(peace and blessings of Allah be upon him) said:

“Allah will not look at a man who has intercourse with a woman in her back (anal) passage.”


This is the reason of the spiritual pressure my boi, repent
(I had a good laugh tho thank you )

 

[hello kitty]

Nigga you were her sex toy.

You still slayed so you won (kinda)

EXACTLY

 

[TheGreatDetective]

Funniest thread i've read this week

I have a similar story to this one tbh

 

[Buddyboyo2]

Tales+dnr faggot

 

[5'5.5 ropecel]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Now ts is a high t thread @AgentAngularity would approve

 

[ethniccell098]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

did not read

 

[ethniccell098]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at sompoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

 

[hello kitty]

View attachment 5210920

bhauhhhaha

 

[iblamexyz]

Shut up u indian

I am white

 

[Voltaire]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Interesting

 

[Deleted member 294601]

shoulda told the first bitch to hose down her ass in the shower you retarded gay pussy nigga

 

[H72]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Nga got me scared to have anal tn fuck you faggot

 

[kisslessvirgin]

nigga got a shitty tip

 

[hello kitty]

Nga got me scared to have anal tn fuck you faggot

i mean, if you are into it than go ahead you might like it. my experience shoudnt shape your thoughts on a specific thing. but keep in mind it stinks

 

[hello kitty]

shoulda told the first bitch to hose down her ass in the shower you retarded gay pussy nigga

she did nigger. but apparantly you need to wash your asshole in a very deep and particular way. not worth it imo.

 

[Fuldblod]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

 

[hello kitty]

View attachment 5213445

buahghhahahahhaha yall so funny

 

[iluvltb]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

W story but bro doomscrolling while getting fucked

 

[Outlander]

 

[groupiekiller]

bro im going to try it tomorrow and tell you is my gfs hole full of shit or no

 

[hello kitty]

W story but bro doomscrolling while getting fucked

she was hysterically laughing to it. she thought it was so funny fucking and watching tiktoks. and making random brain rot jokes while i was hitting it. i thought ts bitch was diabolically possessed, she didnt care about my presence, she didnt care about my experience. she just lived it. ts had the time of her life. she just used me as a dildo twin. i might not be a good idea to fuh autistic adhd demonic goth hypersexual bisexual stacys. but if you want to be her sextoy then go ahead.

 

[hello kitty]

bro im going to try it tomorrow and tell you is my gfs hole full of shit or no

just have a young dagger dih brutal.

 

[iluvltb]

she was hysterically laughing to it. she thought it was so funny fucking and watching tiktoks. and making random brain rot jokes while i was hitting it. i thought ts bitch was diabolically possessed, she didnt care about my presence, she didnt care about my experience. she just lived it. ts had the time of her life. she just used me as a dildo twin. i might not be a good idea to fuh autistic adhd demonic goth hypersexual bisexual stacys. but if you want to be her sextoy then go ahead.

She used you in that moment next time you starving go back to her and start doomscrolling in backshots and make her feel the way you felt also after finishing js leave

 

[Deleted member 294601]

she did nigger. but apparantly you need to wash your asshole in a very deep and particular way. not worth it imo.

could you give us instruction and video on how to

 

[ivan.kuk]

Read the words under my name.

 

[for3vrchad]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

LMFAOOOOO

i cant laugh too hard cuz i relate, except it was with a condom. girl wanted to do anal im like cool. im pretty well-endowed at almost 7 inches so it was difficult to get in at first but it was all good eventually. then after like maybe 25 minutes she said something, i forget what but i pulled it out and, yeah.... thankfully it was only the tip of the condom ig but she apologized profusely and i wasn't that phased by it. i just made sure to clean my dick entirely. she cleaned up again and then we went back to it lmao.

but without a condom and that happening shit is frying me bro. i genuinely almost spat out my wawa pineapple smoothie laughing my ass off once i heard you say "and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi"

 

[bombastik]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

U slayed at 12yo?
Mogs me

 

[midget killer 69]

You should

Stop living a life of sin and turn to Jesus

Stop being a degenerate

I lived a haard life, and now I’m in the ciry full of brainwashed idiots, eating grainsludge and dying at 60 while we live to over 100

 

[iblamexyz]

I lived a haard life, and now I’m in the ciry full of brainwashed idiots, eating grainsludge and dying at 60 while we live to over 100

for some who joined in 2024 they shouldn't be quoting my reply with sum cringemaxxed bs

 

[7nclave]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

funniest thread i’ve seen

 

[armemann]

self rape

 

[midget killer 69]

for some who joined in 2024 they shouldn't be quoting my reply with sum cringemaxxed bs

I mog therefore I’m allowed to cringemax

 

[xex]

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted.

jfl, this shit is genuinely fummy as fuck and sad. why are you booking up with whores

 

[MountainSocrates]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

tales

 

[hello kitty]

jfl, this shit is genuinely fummy as fuck and sad. why are you booking up with whores

here me a few days later. after crying on a call to my mom (jfl not true) and 15 showers bc i felt disgusted (prolly less but this one true) i finally made peace w my self.

 

[xex]

here me a few days later. after crying on a call to my mom (jfl not true) and 15 showers bc i felt disgusted (prolly less but this one true) i finally made peace w my self.

Bro where are you getting these girls that ur hooking up with, it’s genuinely so depressing

 

[hello kitty]

Bro where are you getting these girls that ur hooking up with, it’s genuinely so depressing

the first one it was sometime ago in highschool. the second in a rave in my city though friends.

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

OP got destroyed by anal sex

 

[HTNinfinland]

i fucked a bih w adhd. she made me relive my childhood traumas and the disgusting smell of her asshole is now on my dih and i hate myself for it.

 

[_Nazareth_]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

Low t, a real man would’ve pulled out and made her suck it

 

[foidlovingmtn]

this is a serious post.

i met this bitch looooong time ago in school, i didnt had a gf and she used to cheat on her bf with me so i was pretty cool about it. and i didnt care bc apparently the guy was already cheating on that bitch or something whatever who cares we were young and stupid blablabla.
one day we fucked for some reason i was really into anal porn when at that time so i said. i kinda have a skinny dih i might as well try it right? that was the worst idea that ever came in my not fully developped cortex.
anyway, one day we fuck and yeah i started hinting that i wanted to do anal and since the girl liked me she decided to put my dih inside her ass by herself.
I HAD A CONDOM (i was stupid but responsable kid)
the second she put that shit inside her a weird latex + shit smell started going up inside my nose.
the girl couldnt smell it bc she had her head on the bed.
it started smelling pretty bad in the whole room, at some point it was soo annoying i just put my dih out and it hurt her, she started crying. so it was pretty uncofortable. her crying bc her ass hurt, the smell, and then i look closer to my dih and i see a stain of shit on my shi. she saw it at the same time as me and she laughed.
i never met that bitch ever since.
that day something broke inside me. it was spiritual. i felt like i sold my soul to the devil or some shit. i felt humiliated, destroyed.

yesterday i did it again with a diffrent girl. but with no condom bc i aint no bitch (now i am stupid and irresposable kid)
we were mid slay and i think that bitch had some adhd issues or something bc she was watching tiktok. so i was fucking her and her for you page would give me the best assists ever. i would hear tiki tiki cringe phonk song and then tung tung tung sahur anyway this bitch 20yo and have the same humor as me when i was 12yo.
it annoyed me so i started tryharding and she locked in for a second.
the next thing i know she grabs her phone, and she puts lesbian porn on it.
she was watching lesbian porn while i was fucking that pussy.
she locked in again and now she stopped watching, puts the phone down, only listen to the moans while touching herself while i was fucking.
next thing i know she was fingering her asshole (i thought she was tickeling my balls)
and at somepoint the hoe said 'do you want to put it in my ass?'
i a fraction of second every memory of the first experience i had started flashing through my eyes and now my dih is only half hard. just enough to keep going.
she looks at me and she said 'please'...

i relived the same ending as the first experience. the same exat one but without condom.
now i ask the univers. god. or whatever bigger power trully control reality why me? why again?
what did i do wrong to deserve this.
now i hate myself even more than ever. i hate that smell. i tried to shower like 9 times but the smell is inside me. i fell disgusting.

i think i destroyed my relationship with the divine doing what i did. i fell spiritually exhausted. i fell like she took all my energy.
at some point she told me to cum bc she didnt want me no more. i came, and she started touching herself in front of me, she told me to kiss her while she was watching lesbian porn and fingering herself. i felt used. i hate myself. the girl already sent me another text asking when is the next time we will met. i left that bitch on read.

i genuinly hate what i did. and will never do it again. and i hope this post will help someone else not do the same error as me.

how trash is your dick game that she was watching tiktok bro

 

[hello kitty]

Low t, a real man would’ve pulled out and made her suck it

thats a crazy ass idea you just opened my eyes

 

[hello kitty]

how trash is your dick game that she was watching tiktok bro

im telling you bro she has adhd she was laughing histerically bc she thought it was so fun to do so

 

[_Nazareth_]

im telling you bro she has adhd she was laughing histerically bc she thought it was so fun to do so

Something definitely wrong with her

 

[foidlovingmtn]

im telling you bro she has adhd she was laughing histerically bc she thought it was so fun to do so

i’d take that as disrespectful to my stroke game

 

[dibulax]

make her use a bidet next time