I don't understand faggots.. getting fucked doesn't feel good

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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole like I was a fucking slut. Genuinely the most feminine thing I've ever done, I was quite literally submitting to her. So fucking disgusting. As it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

When it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
 
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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole, and as it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

As it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
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Water take and I appreciate the high effort but….

Why would you admit to something like this? In such detail too. Unfortunately I read every word
 
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fags are pedos
 
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Why would you admit to something like this? In such detail too.
had to get it off my chest + discourage people who thought maybe getting fucked feels good. attempting to prevent future queers 👍
 
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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole like I was a fucking slut. Genuinely the most feminine thing I've ever done, I was quite literally submitting to her. So fucking disgusting. As it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

When it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
@joao23
 
Idk if I should feel sorry for you or laugh at that situation.
 
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Did they explain the skid marks
 
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Cracking Up Lol GIF by MOODMAN
 
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Mirin honesty
 
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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole like I was a fucking slut. Genuinely the most feminine thing I've ever done, I was quite literally submitting to her. So fucking disgusting. As it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

When it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
absolutely dick wrenching story read every molecule
 
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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole like I was a fucking slut. Genuinely the most feminine thing I've ever done, I was quite literally submitting to her. So fucking disgusting. As it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

When it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
Yo this is the funniest shit I have ever read like this is the reason I use .org thank you for this post😂

Anyways if you want to have a better experience with anal just hit me up😂
 
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No, I'm not a fag, haven't ever tried dick, but I went to the doctors recently to see why I bleed so much when I take a shit.

The doctor said it was most likely just hemorrhoids from sitting in the toilet too long, and that it's probably nothing to worry about - but she suggested putting this huge plastic dildo shaped thing in my asshole (pretty sure there was a camera attached to the end of it) to check if I didn't have colon cancer.

Like any normal nigga would, I started crying and begging my mom not to let the doctor fuck me (first time I cried in a while, I'm not low T), and was really hesitant. Swear I was in the room for 30 minutes saying I didn't want to do it, but for some reason, they kept encouraging me to do so. At the end, I faced my fears and wanted to make my mom happy, so I let go of all the stress and anxiety and loosened my asshole.

So she lubed it up, and I kept getting more and more scared. She stretched my asshole like I was a fucking slut. Genuinely the most feminine thing I've ever done, I was quite literally submitting to her. So fucking disgusting. As it went in, I thought I was taking a shit and having diarrhea all over the dildo camera. I kept saying sorry because I genuinely thought I was shitting all over her.

Tears were running down my face the entire time.

When it came out it was the worst experience I've ever felt, my asshole was oily and creamy. And when I looked around I didn't see any shit anywhere.

And that's when I realized that getting fucked in your ass feels like taking a shit. I genuinely can't figure out how this is enjoyable for any faggot (or females that like anal). I will never understand them. Genuinely mentally ill.

Death to all fags. Turns out I also didn't have colon cancer, so it was all for nothing.
You couldn’t molest this info out of me:lul:




(Actually I made a similar thread to this before)
 
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