I don't understand why sleeping on the couch is a problem

[Jason Voorhees]

I will happily sleep on the couch. What's wrong with it? Why does everyone hate sleeping on the couch? Must be bad quality couch or something

 

[Aeu]

Not much room to drag my testicles around. That's pretty much it for me.

 

[ICL]

the inovators spent 0 thought into ergonomics for the couch in terms of sleeping on it

 

[kasrkin]

i've been sleeping on a couch for 9 years

 

[RedDragonSlayer67]

Sleeping on the floor mogs

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Not much room to drag my testicles around. That's pretty much it for me.

I sleep on my back tho?

 

[Aeu]

I sleep on my back tho?

You're running away from wet dreams. Shame on you.

 

[Number1Greycel]

Because I like to move and roll around can’t do that on a couch

 

[Alexg_lover]

i've been sleeping on a couch for 9 years

Can't figure out if bro is prepeturally cucked or just too lazy to buy a bed