I FIGURED OUT HOW TO LEANMAXX FAST - 3 POUNDS PER DAY LEGIT, I FIGURED THIS OUT ON MY OWN

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THIS IS A SERIOUS GUIDE, NO BULLSHIT

APPARENTLY A STUDY SHOWED THAT YOU CAN BURN 62 CALORIES PER 15 MINUTES IN THE SHOWER (HOT)

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SO THAT'D BE ABOUT 250 CALORIES AN HOUR

HOWEVER, YOU CAN BURN EVEN MORE CALORIES IN A SUPER COLD SHOWER - 70 CALORIES PER 5 MINUTES - SO THROW 2 OR 3 5 MINUTE COLD SESSIONS AND YOU CAN GET THAT NUMBER UP TO A LEGIT 400 CALORIES PER HOUR


SO WHAT YOU COULD DO IS DO THIS FOR 16 WHOLE HOURS AND BURN UP TO 6400 WHOPPING CALORIES

THE AVERAGE MAN ALSO BURNS 2500 CALORIES A DAY JUST BY LIVING AND BREATHING, SO YOU COULD HIT 8900 CALORIES JUST BY SHOWERING FOR 16 HOURS!!! THAT'S NEARLY 3 POUNDS!!!

SO HOW YOU COULD DO IT IS LIKE THIS:

1. SET UP YOUR LAPTOP OUTSIDE YOUR SHOWER ON A CHAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
2. HAVE SOME MOVIES READY TO WATCH OR IN CASE YOU WANT TO BROWSE LOOKSMAX.ME GET A WATERPROOF KEYBOARD/MOUSE
3. MAYBE HAVE SOME PROTEIN SHAKES READY TO GET YOUR PROTEIN NEEDS TO DETER MUSCLE LOSS. A THERMOS FOR BLACK COFFEE WHILE IN THE SHOWER MAY BE A GOOD IDEA TOO
4. EQUIP SOME KIND OF MOISTURE-PROOF GLOVES TO PREVENT HANDS FROM BEING WRINKLED
5. WATCH MOVIES/BROWSE LOOKSMAX.ME WHILE TAKING A SHOWER ALL DAY, MAKING SURE TO TURN IT TO ICEY COLD EVERY SO OFTEN TO GET AN EXTRA BURST OF CALORIES BURNED
6. APPLY BODY MOISTURIZER AFTERWARDS BECAUSE YOUR SKIN MAY NEED IT


YOU WILL LEGITIMATELY BURN 3 POUNDS IN ONE DAY DOING THIS SHIT, NO CAP

THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR GETTING RID OF BLOAT AS WELL

**I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFTEY, PLEASE USE LOGIC AND REASONING AND LISTEN TO YOUR BODY IF YOU FOLLOW THIS GUIDE, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS**
 
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bookmarked but im unsure if this is legit or not bro
 
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do subliminals work too?
 
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bookmarked but im unsure if this is legit or not bro
I'M DEADASS GOING TO DO AN 8 HOUR VERSION OF IT AND TAKE PICS OF MY BEFORE/AFTER WEIGHT JFL

THEORETICALLY JUST DOING AN 8 HOUR VERSION WITHOUT DRINKING TOO MUCH LIQUID AND NOT EATING AT ALL SHOULD BURN 1 WHOLE POUND OF REAL FAT + DEHYDRATE YOU, SO MAYBE 2 OR 3 TOTAL POUNDS FAT LOSS
 
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I'M DEADASS GOING TO DO AN 8 HOUR VERSION OF IT AND TAKE PICS OF MY BEFORE/AFTER WEIGHT JFL

THEORETICALLY JUST DOING AN 8 HOUR VERSION WITHOUT DRINKING TOO MUCH LIQUID AND NOT EATING AT ALL SHOULD BURN 1 WHOLE POUND OF REAL FAT + DEHYDRATE YOU, SO MAYBE 2 OR 3 TOTAL POUNDS FAT LOSS
brother i can't tell if ur larping or not since this is in the offtopic section please tell me you aren't joking because i will legit try this
 
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RealLooksmaxxer
 
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brother i can't tell if ur larping or not since this is in the offtopic section please tell me you aren't joking because i will legit try this
I SEE NO REASON WHY IT WOULDN'T WORK

IT SOUNDS FUCKING RETARDED BUT TBH I THINK IT WILL WORK

I'MA DO IT AN 8 HOUR TEST VERSION FIRST AND THEN MAYBE A LONGER VERSION

I'LL PROBABLY PULL MY MONITOR IN THE BATHROOM AND LEGIT BROWSE LOOKSMAX WHILE I DO IT JFL
 
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I'd personally just say waterfast.
After day 2 hunger becomes non existant and i feel great
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the dopamine rush from seeing my chiseled face
 
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get in a icebucket
 
I SEE NO REASON WHY IT WOULDN'T WORK

IT SOUNDS FUCKING RETARDED BUT TBH I THINK IT WILL WORK

I'MA DO IT AN 8 HOUR TEST VERSION FIRST AND THEN MAYBE A LONGER VERSION

I'LL PROBABLY PULL MY MONITOR IN THE BATHROOM AND LEGIT BROWSE LOOKSMAX WHILE I DO IT JFL
WE HAVE REACHED PEAK .ME AUTISM BROTHER

YOU SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH WATER FOR THIS SHIT

I AM GOING TO TRY THIS ALSO

MOG MOG MOG
 
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brother i can't tell if ur larping or not since this is in the offtopic section please tell me you aren't joking because i will legit try this
Try this if you want your heart to stop beating in the middle of the shower
 
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WE HAVE REACHED PEAK .ME AUTISM BROTHER

YOU SURE YOU HAVE ENOUGH WATER FOR THIS SHIT

I AM GOING TO TRY THIS ALSO

MOG MOG MOG
LOOOOOOOOOOL

ACCORDING TO THIS WE COULD THEORETICALLY BURN EVEN MORE IF WE WANTED TO


IT SAYS ONE HOUR OF AN ICE COLD SHOWER WOULD BURN 900 CALORIES BUT COULD PRESENT SEVERE HEALTH RISKS

OBVIOUSLY THIS WOULD BURN LIKE 8 POUNDS OF FAT A DAY

SOMEONE NEEDS TO TRY THIS SHIT JFL
 
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Or you could just eat at a caloric deficit and exercise
 
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bump
 
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sounds too good to be true.
But even me i hardly manage to stay more than few minutes in cold water ngl
 
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THIS IS A SERIOUS GUIDE, NO BULLSHIT

APPARENTLY A STUDY SHOWED THAT YOU CAN BURN 62 CALORIES PER 15 MINUTES IN THE SHOWER (HOT)

.

SO THAT'D BE ABOUT 250 CALORIES AN HOUR

HOWEVER, YOU CAN BURN EVEN MORE CALORIES IN A SUPER COLD SHOWER - 70 CALORIES PER 5 MINUTES - SO THROW 2 OR 3 5 MINUTE COLD SESSIONS AND YOU CAN GET THAT NUMBER UP TO A LEGIT 400 CALORIES PER HOUR


SO WHAT YOU COULD DO IS DO THIS FOR 16 WHOLE HOURS AND BURN UP TO 6400 WHOPPING CALORIES

THE AVERAGE MAN ALSO BURNS 2500 CALORIES A DAY JUST BY LIVING AND BREATHING, SO YOU COULD HIT 8900 CALORIES JUST BY SHOWERING FOR 16 HOURS!!! THAT'S NEARLY 3 POUNDS!!!

SO HOW YOU COULD DO IT IS LIKE THIS:

1. SET UP YOUR LAPTOP OUTSIDE YOUR SHOWER ON A CHAIR FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
2. HAVE SOME MOVIES READY TO WATCH OR IN CASE YOU WANT TO BROWSE LOOKSMAX.ME GET A WATERPROOF KEYBOARD/MOUSE
3. MAYBE HAVE SOME PROTEIN SHAKES READY TO GET YOUR PROTEIN NEEDS TO DETER MUSCLE LOSS. A THERMOS FOR BLACK COFFEE WHILE IN THE SHOWER MAY BE A GOOD IDEA TOO
4. EQUIP SOME KIND OF MOISTURE-PROOF GLOVES TO PREVENT HANDS FROM BEING WRINKLED
5. WATCH MOVIES/BROWSE LOOKSMAX.ME WHILE TAKING A SHOWER ALL DAY, MAKING SURE TO TURN IT TO ICEY COLD EVERY SO OFTEN TO GET AN EXTRA BURST OF CALORIES BURNED
6. APPLY BODY MOISTURIZER AFTERWARDS BECAUSE YOUR SKIN MAY NEED IT


YOU WILL LEGITIMATELY BURN 3 POUNDS IN ONE DAY DOING THIS SHIT, NO CAP

THIS COULD BE GREAT FOR GETTING RID OF BLOAT AS WELL

**I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SAFTEY, PLEASE USE LOGIC AND REASONING AND LISTEN TO YOUR BODY IF YOU FOLLOW THIS GUIDE, IT COULD BE DANGEROUS**
cold shower for 16 hours
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This can't be true.
If it is true you're gonna get hypothermia and the complications surrounding it. Pneumonia can kill you, but I'm a fat fcuk so I'll try this if it works.
 
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dont follow this advice tbh.
 
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follow my diet guide. honestly losing weight is easy on a mostly animal based diet
 
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Why the fuck would you even want that
 
caged hard. why would you go to these lengths to lose 3lbs?
 
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youre literally standing in a shower which for long periods of time will be freezing for 16 hours. how is that not hard? not to mention the fact youd waste so much of your life and presumably be doing this multiple times a week to see actual improvements. plus risk to health
 
youre literally standing in a shower which for long periods of time will be freezing for 16 hours. how is that not hard? not to mention the fact youd waste so much of your life and presumably be doing this multiple times a week to see actual improvements. plus risk to health
It's good training tbh I want to join Navy Seals
 
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tbh I said "just eat at a caloric deficit and exercise" but im not even doing that been fasting for 24 hours trying to get to 60 at least
 
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Water fasting mogs
 
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caged hard. why would you go to these lengths to lose 3lbs?
how many minutes it does refer ?
tbh it's a good cope while waterfasting
 
hypothermiamaxxing
 
Just take a cold shower bro! Fr tho have you tried this yet?
 
my dad will beat the shit out of me for wasting money but good idea might try
 
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unless ur showering with ice, your body will get used to it, and if u are showering with ice, kys
 
just water fast instead bro
 
eating chillis increases metabolism eat one every 20 minutes
 
Did you try it? @RealLooksmaxxer
Also how cold we talking?
 
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