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SlayerJonas

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It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

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"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon
 
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Nah, I'm just gonna live off my daddy's and mommy's money.
 
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I am, sir. You’ve saw the slave labour I do daily.
 
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Realistically you’ll be working for years before you can actually afford the surgeries you need
 
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Should be water
 
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What if they don't accept me despite me exceeding their academic requirements? Atp I'm shadowbanned from the job market
 
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Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation, or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.
 
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I do, it's noble slave labour though if we care about that
True. The equation I found is actually being implemented on the data analysis system we use! I presented it to the lead tech team and they were happy with it.
 
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Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.
Why can’t any of you gatekeep anymore? Ugh!
 
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Should be water
Change your profile picture or never interact with my threads again

This is pure cortisolfuel
What if they don't accept me despite me exceeding their academic requirements? Atp I'm shadowbanned from the job market
This thread is not for u, you'll put in the work I think

Only retards struggle with it
Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation, or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.
Surgery is unnatural and shit, bonesmashing + mk677 for natural bone growth
True. The equation I found is actually being implemented on the data analysis system we use! I presented it to the lead tech team and they were happy with it.
Make more money, get easier tasks and have more free time (sometimes)
 
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Make more money, get easier tasks and have more free time (sometimes)
I have been given praise and consequently they’ve been giving me the flyer (go-home-early pass) and much more free time throughout the day. Just waiting for the pay rise! Hehe.
 
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good thread but ur credibility is a bit lower since changing ur avi from that morphed jacked figure to a less appealing morphed strijd, very sad indeed
 
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I have been given praise and consequently they’ve been giving me the flyer (go-home-early pass) and much more free time throughout the day. Just waiting for the pay rise! Hehe.
Enjoy blud

You're just reaping the consequences of the work you put in, good
What’s the issue
The girls are overweight

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good thread but ur credibility is a bit lower since changing ur avi from that morphed jacked figure to a less appealing morphed strijd, very sad indeed
hhahaahahahahhahaah wow until you wake up with a shotgun up your ass
 
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Change your profile picture or never interact with my threads again

This is pure cortisolfuel
What's so bas about it? I don't understand at all.
This thread is not for u, you'll put in the work I think

Only retards struggle with it
I might as well be retarded, I fucked up and need to work some part time job until I can start my Ausbildung in 2026. I applied 3 weeks before the 2025 window closed and didn't get accepted, as I was struggling what path to pick. That's one year wasted during the most valuable time of my life
 
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Yo I'm applying for a j#b and they are asking me for something called a "resume" Will they know if I use chatGPT?
 
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Enjoy blud

You're just reaping the consequences of the work you put in, good
Thank you lots and lots, friend! Yup, sometimes utilitarianism is enjoyable to experience.
 
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Yo I'm applying for a j#b and they are asking me for something called a "resume" Will they know if I use chatGPT?
No. They don’t particularly read it unless you’re granted an interview.
 
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"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat
im going to kill myself in 3 years if I don't ascend I don't want to work a 9-5
 
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It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

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"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon
Nigga it’s obvious u need to work for your surgeries JFL im pretty sure lots of ppl here have a job at least I do
 
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What's so bas about it? I don't understand at all.

I might as well be retarded, I fucked up and need to work some part time job until I can start my Ausbildung in 2026. I applied 3 weeks before the 2025 window closed and didn't get accepted, as I was struggling what path to pick. That's one year wasted during the most valuable time of my life
Nigga are you in Germany

Also being young if time is your friend is cope trust me, doesn't matter
Thank you lots and lots, friend! Yup, sometimes utilitarianism is enjoyable to experience.
I'm just pointing out what's going on in your life in other words :soy:
im going to kill myself in 3 years if I don't ascend I don't want to work a 9-5
Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead
Nigga it’s obvious u need to work for your surgeries JFL im pretty sure lots of ppl here have a job at least I do
They don't even acknowledge surgery works nigga what are you talking about

They exist for cope and comfort, they mentally masturbate with muh looksmaxxing
Not funny. I am trying to help you unconditionally. Have some manners.
He's black
 
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Not funny. I am trying to help you unconditionally. Have some manners.
Was just trolling already had a job just 2 months ago. And I'm a gen z er. We don't have manners
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Nigga are you in Germany

Also being young if time is your friend is cope trust me, doesn't matter

I'm just pointing out what's going on in your life in other words :soy:

Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead

They don't even acknowledge surgery works nigga what are you talking about

They exist for cope and comfort, they mentally masturbate with muh looksmaxxing

He's black
I'm not black 😡
 
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It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

View attachment 4074824

"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon
No one is hiring nowadays unc :ROFLMAO:
 
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You named yourself after kool aid, ok you're white then you're a really bad white person and a disgrace, even worse
Because I have some random man made drink in my name. Means I'm a disgrace to my race :ROFLMAO: JFL
 
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It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

View attachment 4074824

"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon
True but I might be getting rhino for free :feelshah:
 
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He’s Iranian. Obviously he lives in Germany.
Exactly. It would be foolish of my ancestors who were highly educated to stay in Iran and get tortured for being of government opposition, just to not piss off some chuds 3+ decades later. :bigbrain:
 
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Yes, I got many death threads for that already
Oh no how do you cope, just dnr them

You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)
No one is hiring nowadays unc :ROFLMAO:
Tbh good, we need even less jobs. Retards deserve to be homeless and go back to nature and play around with sticks like they worship nature (it cucked them)
Because I have some random man made drink in my name. Means I'm a disgrace to my race :ROFLMAO: JFL
Yes yes I totally meant that. No, because you have no manners towards @imontheloose (tea and biscuits enjoyer)
True but I might be getting rhino for free :feelshah:
Pressure the doctors wdym "might" threaten them
 
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Exactly. It would be foolish of my ancestors who were highly educated to stay in Iran and get tortured for being of government opposition, just to not piss off some chuds 3+ decades later. :bigbrain:
Your government post-Shah has been horrific. Even the second Shah is a stretch. You need to go back and start a revolt.
 
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Tbh good, we need even less jobs. Retards deserve to be homeless and go back to nature and play around with sticks like they worship nature (it cucked them)
WE NEED JOBS, YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT A JOKE
 
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Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead
because im not 18 yet
 
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Oh no how do you cope, just dnr them

You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)
I appreciate your kindness!
 
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Pressure the doctors wdym "might" threaten them
I have a deviated septum and I’ve heard others getting it for free cuz they had one through insurance

I’ll just keep saying its hard for me to breath :feelskek:
 
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No, because you have no manners towards @
imontheloose
@imontheloose (tea and biscuits enjoyer)
Exactly. Not just any tea and biscuits enjoyer, the tea and biscuits enjoyer. In fact, I unironically have a pint of tea (in a beer pint glass) awaiting me now paired with a hard-boiled sweet and some biscuits.
 
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Thumbpulling and zygo tape will do the job guys also belt pulling is very useful
 

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