I found the key for YOUR ascension

Not me, bc Im Jason Voorhees killing happy people who r trying to have sex just cuz I didnt
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You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)
No, he must not want a future for himself and instead be stuck in the poor cycle :trepidation:
 
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I unironically have a pint of tea (in a beer pint glass) awaiting me now paired with a hard-boiled sweet and some biscuits.
UK final boss
 
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Your government post-Shah has been horrific. Even the second Shah is a stretch. You need to go back and start a revolt.
They tried man. Don't think I can do anything on my own, though.
Go back to Iran you stinky fake engineer :trepidation:
The majority of my Iranian immigrant family became doctors despite coming here in their teen years. Checkmate
 
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They tried man. Don't think I can do anything on my own, though.

The majority of my Iranian immigrant family became doctors despite coming here in their teen years. Checkmate
Dw bro I was being satirical :ROFLMAO:
 
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Oh no how do you cope, just dnr them

You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)

Tbh good, we need even less jobs. Retards deserve to be homeless and go back to nature and play around with sticks like they worship nature (it cucked them)

Yes yes I totally meant that. No, because you have no manners towards @imontheloose (tea and biscuits enjoyer)

Pressure the doctors wdym "might" threaten them
Thought it was pretty obvious all my comments were satirical.
 
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They tried man. Don't think I can do anything on my own, though.
If you’re a true muh engineer, you can shoot Khomeini dead with your newly designed super-rifle.
 
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Your government post-Shah has been horrific. Even the second Shah is a stretch. You need to go back and start a revolt.
Mirin @IraniancelV2 he applied a purpose to you, do you take it

Boss fight and shit
because im not 18 yet
You won't ascend magically at 18, end it NOW retard. Your existence is worthless atleast get the "kys" part right for once
I appreciate your kindness!
Np, intelligence is all that matters and I'm empathic to those individuals only for the most part

Because you acknowledge everything like it is, like less coping than normies do
 
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Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead
I rarely tell users on here to kill themselves because Im afraid they'll actually do it and then Id feel bad.
 
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You won't ascend magically at 18, end it NOW retard. Your existence is worthless atleast get the "kys" part right for once
buddy if you keep being so mean to other users Im going to have to report this to your mother. Im warning you pal.
 
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I rarely tell users on here to kill themselves because Im afraid they'll actually do it and then Id feel bad.
I get messages all the time of people telling me “it’s not your fault, just tell me the best way to do it. It’s my choice, not yours.” I am not joking.
 
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If you’re a true muh engineer, you can shoot Khomeini dead with your newly designed super-rifle.
I don't think a single one of them was an engineer. Killing him wouldn't do anything. I know you are being satirical, but i wish there would be some kind of armed, violent revolution. Though it would only get financed by Mossad, which then means you would have to be their puppet state
 
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I get messages all the time of people telling me “it’s not your fault, just tell me the best way to do it. It’s my choice, not yours.” I am not joking.
brutal
 
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Exactly. Not just any tea and biscuits enjoyer, the tea and biscuits enjoyer. In fact, I unironically have a pint of tea (in a beer pint glass) awaiting me now paired with a hard-boiled sweet and some biscuits.
Don't activate my tea and biscuits urges I'm cutting
ur avi keeps making him break his no fap streak
Cope, I fap when I have to fap
No, he must not want a future for himself and instead be stuck in the poor cycle :trepidation:
That's very mean, change that!
Thought it was pretty obvious all my comments were satirical.
Apparently no because imontheloose tried helping u, u disgrace
 
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Mirin @
IraniancelV2
@IraniancelV2 he applied a purpose to you, do you take it

Boss fight and shit
Exactly. @IraniancelV2 shoot Khomeini dead and bring back a British puppet. Come on, son. We treat you Persians very well compared to that fatty!
 
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I get messages all the time of people telling me “it’s not your fault, just tell me the best way to do it. It’s my choice, not yours.” I am not joking.
just realized I accidentally put JFL instead of so sad:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
 
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If u kill yourself over looksmax org 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️😭😭😭
You dont know what people are going through

all this shit is cumulative. It just takes one bad day to push someone over the edge. Id rather not be the person who pushes someone to that point.

Maybe im just being too sentimental idk
 
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Realistically you’ll be working for years before you can actually afford the surgeries you need
Then just get fillers and ascend right away , thus depending on what your falios are , most people are still in consulation or getting their surgeries and shit delayed while the clock is ticking and time is passing u by
 
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Don't activate my tea and biscuits urges I'm cutting

Cope, I fap when I have to fap

That's very mean, change that!

Apparently no because imontheloose tried helping u, u disgrace
Yeah, sorry that's my bad actually. Now when I make jokes I am going to declare it was a joke before saying it, so no one get's confused. Yeah man so sorry. I should have possibly made a post about it to make sure everyone on the forum knew for sure it was a joke. Just to make sure no one gets hurt. Please accept my apology
 
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"B-but I don't want to w*rk for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the w*rkin, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to w*rk a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.
Fixed it

Also why should I go to work and wageslave a 9-5 when chad is unemployed and still fucks stacy twice a week?

Slave mindset, no thanks :Comfy:
 
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I rarely tell users on here to kill themselves because Im afraid they'll actually do it and then Id feel bad.
Tbh yeah but empathy with retards is invalid, logically they deserve it if they keep complaining instead of improving their life @imontheloose agrees
just realized I accidentally put JFL instead of so sad:forcedsmile::forcedsmile:
subconscious mind taking over
Then just get fillers and ascend right away , thus depending on what your falios are , most people are still in consulation or getting their surgeries and shit delayed while the clock is ticking and time is passing u by
Surgery is unnatural. Sorry we reject your opinion, we stick with natural stuff like chewing. Mother nature needs to be appreciated.
 
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Most can't ascend with women from surgeries alone

Because you need Chadlite looks when you're ND like most of this forum. That's unreachable for most with surgeries.htn is the ceiling for most with surgery and HTN autist is still incel more often than not
 
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I'll never bust my ass to buy a Lambo if stacy isn't going to suck my dick while I'm driving it, you're a slave Jonas
 
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Tbh yeah but empathy with retards is invalid, logically they deserve it if they keep complaining instead of improving their life @
imontheloose
@imontheloose agrees
@wishIwasSalludon ignoring moral nihilism, emotivist ideals seem to include mostly utility-driven ethics.
 
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You dont know what people are going through

all this shit is cumulative. It just takes one bad day to push someone over the edge. Id rather not be the person who pushes someone to that point.

Maybe im just being too sentimental idk
You’re just a caring empathic guy bro I like that
 
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@wishIwasSalludon ignoring moral nihilism, emotivist ideals seem to include mostly utility-driven ethics.
Im not a big fan of utilitarianism tbh.
 
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I'll never bust my ass to buy a Lambo if stacy isn't going to suck my dick while I'm driving it, you're a slave Jonas
Girls aren’t the epitome of life my nigga
 
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Im not a big fan of utilitarianism tbh.
Neither am I. My threads are mostly pointing out issues with it. It just seems to be how humans largely progressed. It’s why the absurdities I pointed out have once been practised by folks.

I’m not saying utilitarianism is right nor ideal; I think quite the opposite as you’re aware.
 
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Yeah, sorry that's my bad actually. Now when I make jokes I am going to declare it was a joke before saying it, so no one get's confused. Yeah man so sorry. I should have possibly made a post about it to make sure everyone on the forum knew for sure it was a joke. Just to make sure no one gets hurt. Please accept my apology
Very bad goy. Next time add a disclaimer or dnr
You got it!
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If imontheloose tries helping, you sit down and listen! Instead I am left in such a state:
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Why are you sitting there, stand up like a man and fight the kids

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Most can't ascend with women from surgeries alone

Because you need Chadlite looks when you're ND like most of this forum. That's unreachable for most with surgeries.htn is the ceiling for most with surgery and HTN autist is still incel more often than not
What the fuck are you even saying here, you ascend with surgery how the fuck would you ascend with women

"uksucks" dnr your existence, also there is no looks ceiling dumb retard do you think Chads skull is gifted by Allah or something just imagine it like a 3d model retard
Evil and good doesn't exist :soy: you aren't better than the murderer - @imontheloose (true)
 
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Surgery is unnatural. Sorry we reject your opinion, we stick with natural stuff like chewing. Mother nature needs to be appreciated.
For example, i could have gotten a lip lift but i would still be in consultation and still saving money to this day but instead got filler ascended and said fuck it .

Yea i have to get a touch up every now and then but im not lazy , most incels are , they dont even feel like taking showers so theres no help , they all want a one and done type of thing and think they dont have to put any effort anymore , its pretty sad .
 
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Why are you sitting there, stand up like a man and fight the kids

1756772480405
Chuddha doesn’t concern himself with bigoted children. Those who listen shall prevail. Those who fail to shall suffer.
 
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For example, i could have gotten a lip lift but i would still be in consultation and still saving money to this day but instead got filler ascended and said fuck it .

Yea i have to get a touch up every now and then but im not lazy , most incels are , they dont even feel like taking showers so theres no help , they all want a one and done type of thing and think they dont have to put any effort anymore , its pretty sad .
I get what you mean yeah it's better than LDARing

fillers SHOULD be used if not overdone + dissolved with hyaluronidase afterwards until getting true hardmaxxes like implants and osteotomies
Chuddha doesn’t concern himself with bigoted children. Those who listen shall prevail. Those who fail to shall suffer.
Chuddha is a mental construct you made up a few months ago, he isn't real
 
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Girls aren’t the epitome of life my nigga
I'm ragebaiting blud I've used that line ironically to make fun of defeatist cucks as well :feelshah:
 
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What the fuck are you even saying here, you ascend with surgery how the fuck would you ascend with women
If you ascend looks wise but still an incel or needing to dumpster dive, you haven't ascended per se as you're still getting life mogged by NT mtns
"uksucks" dnr your existence, also there is no looks ceiling dumb retard do you think Chads skull is gifted by Allah or something just imagine it like a 3d model retard

There is because you can't change your entire skull shape and certain ratios like ESR, and most of the eye ratios and mid face ratios cannot be changed.

Yes chads are born almost always, retard
 
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Hey, don’t use my own lines and philosophy against me!
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Real originality doesn't exist

You don't exist also, nothing exists so dnr
If you ascend looks wise but still an incel or needing to dumpster dive, you haven't ascended per se as you're still getting life mogged by NT mtns
Oh wow basic human interactions how about assuming I'm not a literal autistic retard like you

Really neurodivergent people are rare even here
There is because you can't change your entire skull shape and certain ratios like ESR, and most of the eye ratios and mid face ratios cannot be changed.

Yes chads are born almost always, retard
"ratios" how about you take this ratio dumb retard you don't even know that mfr is cope and it's much more complex than that

chads are born, this doesn't disprove that chads can be made. your point is 0, kys
 
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If you ascend looks wise but still an incel or needing to dumpster dive, you haven't ascended per se as you're still getting life mogged by NT mtns
You do realize most of this forum is NT? I noticed an abundance of guys on this forum thinking in this edgy way of being ND as soon as you join.
 
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Real originality doesn't exist

You don't exist also, nothing exists so dnr
No! This is too far! That’s m-mine! No, it’s not! Hey. Motherfucker!
Look Whos Talking Now Omg GIF
 
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Neither am I. My threads are mostly pointing out issues with it. It just seems to be how humans largely progressed. It’s why the absurdities I pointed out have once been practised by folks.

I’m not saying utilitarianism is right nor ideal; I think quite the opposite as you’re aware.
I think utilitarianism is one of the most mundane ethical perspectives one could take.

I think the biggest problem with it(according to my own value system) is that it assumes suffering is inherently bad.

Which is something I strongly reject.
 
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You do realize most of this forum is NT? I noticed an abundance of guys on this forum thinking in this edgy way of being ND as soon as you join.
Only the sexhavers
Most incels are ND
 
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I think utilitarianism is one of the most mundane ethical perspectives one could take.

I think the biggest problem with it(according to my own value system) is that it assumes suffering is inherently bad.

Which is something I strongly reject.
Exactly! Why is suffering bad? This is the failure of most systems. To declare it as bad you’d need to invoke utility. It’s circular.
 
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Only the sexhavers
Most incels are ND
I Don't think so. Being shy and awkward due to looks and social isolation =/= ND
 
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It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

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"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon
"You can sacrifice your soul, then undergo a gruesome and gory ritual to ascend"

@Eltrē
 
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