I found the key for YOUR ascension

[SlayerJonas]

It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

Spoiler: Tags

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon

 

[Deleted member 125010]

Nah, I'm just gonna live off my daddy's and mommy's money.

 

[imontheloose]

I am, sir. You’ve saw the slave labour I do daily.

 

[SlayerJonas]

Nah, I'm just gonna live off my daddy's and mommy's money.

Yeah tbh, if it allows you to do what you want to and enjoy everything then I see no problem

I am, sir. You’ve saw the slave labour I do daily.

I do, it's noble slave labour though if we care about that

 

[underatedgreycel]

Realistically you’ll be working for years before you can actually afford the surgeries you need

 

[slaters]

Should be water

 

[Deleted member 208062]

What if they don't accept me despite me exceeding their academic requirements? Atp I'm shadowbanned from the job market

 

[Deleted member 30845]

Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation, or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.

 

[imontheloose]

I do, it's noble slave labour though if we care about that

True. The equation I found is actually being implemented on the data analysis system we use! I presented it to the lead tech team and they were happy with it.

 

[imontheloose]

Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.

Why can’t any of you gatekeep anymore? Ugh!

 

[Org3cel]

I am, sir. You’ve saw the slave labour I do daily.

What do u work in?

 

[SlayerJonas]

Should be water

Change your profile picture or never interact with my threads again

This is pure cortisolfuel

What if they don't accept me despite me exceeding their academic requirements? Atp I'm shadowbanned from the job market

This thread is not for u, you'll put in the work I think

Only retards struggle with it

Don't listen to OP guys, don't get surgery. All you need is a hammer and zygo tape. Additionally chew with incisors for ccw rotation, or with molars for cw rotation. It will do the job.

Surgery is unnatural and shit, bonesmashing + mk677 for natural bone growth

True. The equation I found is actually being implemented on the data analysis system we use! I presented it to the lead tech team and they were happy with it.

Make more money, get easier tasks and have more free time (sometimes)

 

[imontheloose]

What do u work in?

The manufacturing industry. Chemical manufacturing specifically.

 

[imontheloose]

Make more money, get easier tasks and have more free time (sometimes)

I have been given praise and consequently they’ve been giving me the flyer (go-home-early pass) and much more free time throughout the day. Just waiting for the pay rise! Hehe.

 

[slaters]

Change your profile picture or never interact with my threads again

This is pure cortisolfuel

What’s the issue

 

[Elegant]

good thread but ur credibility is a bit lower since changing ur avi from that morphed jacked figure to a less appealing morphed strijd, very sad indeed

 

[eon]

Surgery is unnatural and shit, bonesmashing + mk677 for natural bone growth

 

[SlayerJonas]

I have been given praise and consequently they’ve been giving me the flyer (go-home-early pass) and much more free time throughout the day. Just waiting for the pay rise! Hehe.

Enjoy blud

You're just reaping the consequences of the work you put in, good

What’s the issue

The girls are overweight

good thread but ur credibility is a bit lower since changing ur avi from that morphed jacked figure to a less appealing morphed strijd, very sad indeed

hhahaahahahahhahaah wow until you wake up with a shotgun up your ass

 

[Deleted member 208062]

Change your profile picture or never interact with my threads again

This is pure cortisolfuel

What's so bas about it? I don't understand at all.

This thread is not for u, you'll put in the work I think

Only retards struggle with it

I might as well be retarded, I fucked up and need to work some part time job until I can start my Ausbildung in 2026. I applied 3 weeks before the 2025 window closed and didn't get accepted, as I was struggling what path to pick. That's one year wasted during the most valuable time of my life

 

[Deleted member 159597]

Yo I'm applying for a j#b and they are asking me for something called a "resume" Will they know if I use chatGPT?

 

[imontheloose]

Enjoy blud

You're just reaping the consequences of the work you put in, good

Thank you lots and lots, friend! Yup, sometimes utilitarianism is enjoyable to experience.

 

[imontheloose]

Yo I'm applying for a j#b and they are asking me for something called a "resume" Will they know if I use chatGPT?

No. They don’t particularly read it unless you’re granted an interview.

 

[Arbuscular]

"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat

im going to kill myself in 3 years if I don't ascend I don't want to work a 9-5

 

[Deleted member 159597]

No. They don’t particularly read it unless you’re granted an interview.

Uh..... Interview? What's that?

 

[Tigermoggerlol]

It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

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"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

Spoiler: Tags

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon

Nigga it’s obvious u need to work for your surgeries JFL im pretty sure lots of ppl here have a job at least I do

 

[imontheloose]

Uh..... Interview? What's that?

Not funny. I am trying to help you unconditionally. Have some manners.

 

[SlayerJonas]

What's so bas about it? I don't understand at all.

I might as well be retarded, I fucked up and need to work some part time job until I can start my Ausbildung in 2026. I applied 3 weeks before the 2025 window closed and didn't get accepted, as I was struggling what path to pick. That's one year wasted during the most valuable time of my life

Nigga are you in Germany

Also being young if time is your friend is cope trust me, doesn't matter

Thank you lots and lots, friend! Yup, sometimes utilitarianism is enjoyable to experience.

I'm just pointing out what's going on in your life in other words

im going to kill myself in 3 years if I don't ascend I don't want to work a 9-5

Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead

Nigga it’s obvious u need to work for your surgeries JFL im pretty sure lots of ppl here have a job at least I do

They don't even acknowledge surgery works nigga what are you talking about

They exist for cope and comfort, they mentally masturbate with muh looksmaxxing

Not funny. I am trying to help you unconditionally. Have some manners.

He's black

 

[Deleted member 159597]

Not funny. I am trying to help you unconditionally. Have some manners.

Was just trolling already had a job just 2 months ago. And I'm a gen z er. We don't have manners

 

[imontheloose]

He's black

Ah. That makes sense.

 

[Deleted member 159597]

Nigga are you in Germany

Also being young if time is your friend is cope trust me, doesn't matter

I'm just pointing out what's going on in your life in other words

Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead

They don't even acknowledge surgery works nigga what are you talking about

They exist for cope and comfort, they mentally masturbate with muh looksmaxxing

He's black

I'm not black

 

[SlayerJonas]

Ah. That makes sense.

I'm not black

You named yourself after kool aid, ok you're white then you're a really bad white person and a disgrace, even worse

 

[Deleted member 208062]

Nigga are you in Germany

Yes, I got many death threads for that already

 

[KeepCopingLads]

It's called money-o-plasty you obese, masturbating monkey.

The only thing you have to do is sign it.

View attachment 4074824

"B-but I don't want to work for my surgeries" then you might as well slit your throat. Your existence is worthless and society reflects that by treating you that way, not like you have the desire to change because you hate to put the work in, oh you poor boy.

"I don't want to work a 9-5" then you should've studied harder in high school and went to uni instead of rotting in your parent's basement. Not like it's asking for the impossible, literal retards you complain about are studying medicine but you think you're "street smart" ofc.

Inb4 cherrypicking the details I don't give a fuck about in the replies. The people that deserve to read this will understand and process.

Keep complaining and coping though, easier for the men that actually have some self-respect.

Spoiler: Tags

@chadisbeingmade @imontheloose @Eltrē @Debetro @wishIwasSalludon

No one is hiring nowadays unc

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Yes, I got many death threads for that already

Go back to Iran you stinky fake engineer

 

[Deleted member 159597]

You named yourself after kool aid, ok you're white then you're a really bad white person and a disgrace, even worse

Because I have some random man made drink in my name. Means I'm a disgrace to my race JFL

 

[imontheloose]

Nigga are you in Germany

He’s Iranian. Obviously he lives in Germany.

 

[Deleted member 144017]

 

[KeepCopingLads]

He’s Iranian. Obviously he lives in Germany.

Iranians can't stop speedruning converting to Christianity to claim asylum

 

[Deleted member 208062]

He’s Iranian. Obviously he lives in Germany.

Exactly. It would be foolish of my ancestors who were highly educated to stay in Iran and get tortured for being of government opposition, just to not piss off some chuds 3+ decades later.

 

[SlayerJonas]

Yes, I got many death threads for that already

Oh no how do you cope, just dnr them

You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)

No one is hiring nowadays unc

Tbh good, we need even less jobs. Retards deserve to be homeless and go back to nature and play around with sticks like they worship nature (it cucked them)

Because I have some random man made drink in my name. Means I'm a disgrace to my race JFL

Yes yes I totally meant that. No, because you have no manners towards @imontheloose (tea and biscuits enjoyer)

True but I might be getting rhino for free

Pressure the doctors wdym "might" threaten them

 

[Deleted member 208062]

Iranians can't stop speedruning converting to Christianity to claim asylum

Not a single one of us is Christian.

 

[imontheloose]

Exactly. It would be foolish of my ancestors who were highly educated to stay in Iran and get tortured for being of government opposition, just to not piss off some chuds 3+ decades later.

Your government post-Shah has been horrific. Even the second Shah is a stretch. You need to go back and start a revolt.

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Tbh good, we need even less jobs. Retards deserve to be homeless and go back to nature and play around with sticks like they worship nature (it cucked them)

WE NEED JOBS, YOUTH UNEMPLOYMENT IS NOT A JOKE

 

[Arbuscular]

Do it now. Why do you even have to delay your suicide, atleast don't delay something once in your life subhuman

You won't ascend stop the cope retard, muh thumbpulling stick that thumb into your carotid artery instead

because im not 18 yet

 

[Deleted member 208062]

Oh no how do you cope, just dnr them

You're obviously smarter than some retarded whites, oh no you desire a future what a bad person you are (in their mind)

I appreciate your kindness!

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Not a single one of us is Christian.

Yh cus you guys lie about converting to Christianity for that free flat in Berlin

 

[imontheloose]

No, because you have no manners towards @

@imontheloose (tea and biscuits enjoyer)

Exactly. Not just any tea and biscuits enjoyer, the tea and biscuits enjoyer. In fact, I unironically have a pint of tea (in a beer pint glass) awaiting me now paired with a hard-boiled sweet and some biscuits.

 

[muhammad18347]

Thumbpulling and zygo tape will do the job guys also belt pulling is very useful

 

[Deleted member 51358]

What’s the issue

ur avi keeps making him break his no fap streak

 

[kazama]

Not me, bc Im Jason Voorhees killing happy people who r trying to have sex just cuz I didnt