I FUCKING HATE BEING 5'9. SERIOUSLY, FUCK THIS SHIT.

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MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS LITERALLY MY HEIGHT. OUR EYES ARE LITERALLY LEVEL WITH EACH OTHER.

DAD IS 6', MUM IS 5'5, SISTER ABOUT 5'5. BUT HOW THE FUCK IS MY LITTLE BRO 5'9? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

MY GROWTH SPURT WAS ALMOST NON-EXISTENT, LIKE MAYBE 3-4 INCHES BUT THAT'S IT. I DIDN'T EVEN GROW AFTER THAT.

ALL MY FRIENDS WITH MANLET PARENTS ARE 5'11+. THE GUYS IN MY PHYSICS CLASS ALL HOVER AROUND 6' REGION. I'M LITERALLY LIKE THE SHORTEST FUCKING MALE THERE.

I WISH I WAS BORN IN SEA OR INDIA OR SOME SHIT THEN I COULD BE AVERAGE-TALL, BUT MY PARENTS HAD TO MOVE TO A MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE AREA. AVERAGE 17 YEAR OLD HERE IS LIKE 6'-6'1.

I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS FOR NOT MAKING SURE I REACH MY MID-PARENTAL HEIGHT WHICH IS LIKE 180-183CM. INSTEAD I GOT TO 175CM.

THIS SHIT LITERALLY MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. I WANT TO FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN A KITTEN RIGHT NOW.


GOING TO COLLEGE AND GETTING HEIGHTMOGGED BY EVERYONE IS MAKING ME SO DEPRESSED.

WHY THE FUCK DID ALLAH GIVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FACE YET MAKE ME A MIDGET. I FUCKING HATE BEING A MIDGET.

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High IQ post.
 
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Are you curry or rice cel ?
 
Are you curry or rice cel ?
Curry. I was born a Jatt Punjabi, a race superior to all other subhuman Indians yet I'm a failure in my ethnic group.
 
JFLLLLL didnt read but will be a good one
 
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MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS LITERALLY MY HEIGHT. OUR EYES ARE LITERALLY LEVEL WITH EACH OTHER.

DAD IS 6', MUM IS 5'5, SISTER ABOUT 5'6. BUT HOW THE FUCK IS MY LITTLE BRO 12? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

MY GROWTH SPURT WAS ALMOST NON-EXISTENT, LIKE MAYBE 3-4 INCHES BUT THAT'S IT. I DIDN'T EVEN GROW AFTER THAT.

ALL MY FRIENDS WITH MANLET PARENTS ARE 5'11+. THE GUYS IN MY PHYSICS CLASS ALL HOVER AROUND 6' REGION. I'M LITERALLY LIKE THE SHORTEST FUCKING MALE THERE.

I WISH I WAS BORN IN SEA OR INDIA OR SOME SHIT THEN I COULD BE AVERAGE-TALL, BUT MY PARENTS HAD TO MOVE TO A MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE AREA. AVERAGE 17 YEAR OLD HERE IS LIKE 6'-6'1.

I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS FOR NOT MAKING SURE I REACH MY MID-PARENTAL HEIGHT WHICH IS LIKE 180-183CM. INSTEAD I GOT TO 175CM.

THIS SHIT LITERALLY MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. I WANT TO FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN A KITTEN RIGHT NOW.


GOING TO COLLEGE AND GETTING HEIGHTMOGGED BY EVERYONE IS MAKING ME SO DEPRESSED.

WHY THE FUCK DID ALLAH GIVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FACE YET MAKE ME A MIDGET. I FUCKING HATE BEING A MIDGET.

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5'10 here, it's kind of a good living actually

I have less risk of dying from cancer than tall guys plus if the gal says anything i pass her shittest by saying that i'm down to earth lel
 
5'10 here, it's kind of a good living actually

I have less risk of dying from cancer than tall guys plus if the gal says anything i pass her shittest by saying that i'm down to earth lel
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5'11 here bro. Don't worry, take some xanax, enjoy the buzz while it lasts. This community is here for you, for you to cope. We support you bro.

Go STEMcel, get money for plastic surgery, get leg lenthening, I guess it works.
 
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5'11 here bro. Don't worry, take some xanax, enjoy the buzz while it lasts. This community is here for you, for you to cope. We support you bro.

Go STEMcel, get money for plastic surgery, get leg lenthening, I guess it works.
MY IQ IS LITERALLY DOUBLE-DIGIT.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A DAMN FUCKING THING ABOUT MATHS AND FAILED ALL THE EXAMS. I LITERALLY SPENT HOURS STUDYING FOR A TEST AND ENDING UP WITH A C BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING STUPID AND MY BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS NUMBERS OR PROBLEM SOLVING OR ANYTHING.

I FUCKING HATE BEING LOW-IQ. I WISH I WAS HIGH-IQ WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND 5-6 HOURS A DAY STUDYING JUST TO MAINTAIN GOOD GRADES.
 
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Above 6 feet with manlet patents gang reporting in
 
MY IQ IS LITERALLY DOUBLE-DIGIT.

I NEVER UNDERSTOOD A DAMN FUCKING THING ABOUT MATHS AND FAILED ALL THE EXAMS. I LITERALLY SPENT HOURS STUDYING FOR A TEST AND ENDING UP WITH A C BECAUSE I AM SO FUCKING STUPID AND MY BRAIN CAN'T PROCESS NUMBERS OR PROBLEM SOLVING OR ANYTHING.

I FUCKING HATE BEING LOW-IQ. I WISH I WAS HIGH-IQ WITHOUT HAVING TO SPEND 5-6 HOURS A DAY STUDYING JUST TO MAINTAIN GOOD GRADES.
So fucking what. I suck at Math and Engineering too, fuck physics. I'm good at Nutritional Sciences tho, I'm studying it and psychology. I'll have 2 degrees, 'Im going to have a lot of money, and 'Im going to spend all of it on my new jaw. Oh fuck yeah, and also on roids and diuretics, cos 'Im gonna slay in Muscle Mania (in the Men's Physique division). I'm going to have the opportunity to fuck a ton of hot asian foids.

Do the same brah. Get money and ascend. We're here for you. Find a subject you're good at whatever the fuck it is, and use it to accumulate wealth.

Edit: lolz I'm going to make sure to post my contest videos for you boyos when the time has come. 6 more years and counting
 
5'10 here, it's kind of a good living actually

I have less risk of dying from cancer than tall guys plus if the gal says anything i pass her shittest by saying that i'm down to earth lel
LOL THAT COPE!
 
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MY 13 YEAR OLD BROTHER IS LITERALLY MY HEIGHT. OUR EYES ARE LITERALLY LEVEL WITH EACH OTHER.

DAD IS 6', MUM IS 5'5, SISTER ABOUT 5'5. BUT HOW THE FUCK IS MY LITTLE BRO 5'9? WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

MY GROWTH SPURT WAS ALMOST NON-EXISTENT, LIKE MAYBE 3-4 INCHES BUT THAT'S IT. I DIDN'T EVEN GROW AFTER THAT.

ALL MY FRIENDS WITH MANLET PARENTS ARE 5'11+. THE GUYS IN MY PHYSICS CLASS ALL HOVER AROUND 6' REGION. I'M LITERALLY LIKE THE SHORTEST FUCKING MALE THERE.

I WISH I WAS BORN IN SEA OR INDIA OR SOME SHIT THEN I COULD BE AVERAGE-TALL, BUT MY PARENTS HAD TO MOVE TO A MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE AREA. AVERAGE 17 YEAR OLD HERE IS LIKE 6'-6'1.

I FUCKING HATE MY PARENTS FOR NOT MAKING SURE I REACH MY MID-PARENTAL HEIGHT WHICH IS LIKE 180-183CM. INSTEAD I GOT TO 175CM.

THIS SHIT LITERALLY MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL. I WANT TO FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN A KITTEN RIGHT NOW.


GOING TO COLLEGE AND GETTING HEIGHTMOGGED BY EVERYONE IS MAKING ME SO DEPRESSED.

WHY THE FUCK DID ALLAH GIVE ME A BEAUTIFUL FACE YET MAKE ME A MIDGET. I FUCKING HATE BEING A MIDGET.

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Dude calm the fuck down there are plenty of guys who get super hot girls at around your height just dont stress it dude life is just a test of your endurance
 
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bro get some timbs or some shit and stuff lifts in those bitches and you'll be 6ft. You said you have a pretty face so you'll be fine man. I have Nike Roshe runs and have 2" lifts in them, all together I come out around 6'2 counting the heel. It's not over brother
 
6'2 no shoes here
 
ogre for nonSTEMmaxxingcels
 
Damn im 6" 2 and want to end my life , i can't imagine yours ...
 

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