I got CAUGHT fucking a HOOKER at my house by my MOTHER

[basedblackpiller]

America and 159 for the girl, 60 uber, 6 taco bell

How is it so cheap? Are you in a shithole state in the middle of nowhere?

 

[Deleted member 80562]

(i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)

This is so funny

 

[edodalic29]

You gott do what u gotta do

Mirin , my parents wouldnt have cared tbh but this story is golden

 

[Deleted member 81734]

How is it so cheap? Are you in a shithole state in the middle of nowhere?

This girl is mentally ill, it is not cheap like this for most girls. She changes her prices depending on the day I just caught her on a good one. I have seen her post ads for 400 before

 

[Deleted member 81734]

This is so funny

ill post pics of my room when i get home

 

[Deleted member 81734]

mirin hard tbh.

impossible to get a girl to like me as a truecel subhuman

i will have to pay

I have to pay theres just no way around it.
i look like shit and women hate me even my mother and sister

 

[Rabbi]

I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.

New monkeypox variant just dropped

 

[Deleted member 81734]

New monkeypox variant just dropped

monkeypox is a gay disease lets be real

 

[Rabbi]

monkeypox is a gay disease lets be real

Kissing is one thing but going down on a hooker is next level shit, use your fingers if you have to but at least 3 dicks have been in there since last week

 

[MoggerGaston]

Kissing is one thing but going down on a hooker is next level shit, use your fingers if you have to but at least 3 dicks have been in there since last week

nigga avg girl on tinder is no diff than average hooker

it was always already over

 

[Deleted member 81734]

@NZb6Air

 

[Deleted member 81734]

nigga avg girl on tinder is no diff than average hooker

it was always already over

difference between a hooker and a tinder girl is that a hooker actually gets std tests and deals with them when they happen
tinder girls let it fester

 

[MoggerGaston]

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@NZb6Air

 

[Deleted member 81734]

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too bad the devil just sent me a narc mother who wishes i was never born more than i do

 

[MoggerGaston]

too bad the devil just sent me a narc mother who wishes i was never born more than i do

My mother is also a devil-worshipper. We are same in that.

Find a way to live without having her existing in your life. Then, cut her off. Go no-contact.

 

[faustianspirit]

what a longhoused nigga. do you vote democrat? u sound like a faggot

 

[faustianspirit]

the bed part got me in tears btw, how is this nigga sleeping in a closet, what a gay metaphore innit

 

[truthhurts]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Brootal. How tf u sleep in a closet.
Hope things get better for u bhai

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

 

[Deleted member 81734]

My mother is also a devil-worshipper. We are same in that.

Find a way to live without having her existing in your life. Then, cut her off. Go no-contact.

ive thought about it
i need her though i only make 11 an hour
atm

 

[einzigartig]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

25 yo and still using that crying emoji grow up u fag

 

[i_love_roosters]

Your mom needs some backshots

 

[Deleted member 25705]

Some background info:
-25 year old incel
-living at home still working just above min wage
-family was out for a trip

Knowing my family was going to be out Saturday night, I made plans to meet up with a hooker at the house. Mind you, this ain’t my first rodeo, not even at the house.
I texted her while I was at work and was looking forward to this shit all day.

So work ends and I invite the girl over. I get showered, pop a few cialis(heh), send the girl an uber and she’s on her way.

She is a pretty girl, 27, good collagen, light eyes, dark hair, and perhaps 5’9. We get down to business, and honestly I am just trying to enjoy my time with her. I spend a lot of time kissing her and stroking her, really just indulging in the experience. And yes, I do eat her cunt for like 15 minutes because she is pretty so it feels nice.
We fuck and I last all of 60 seconds and bust inside her raw.

After that she says she’s hungry and asks me to take her to taco bell, where I buy her a bean burrito and a frozen lemonade.
NOW
I didn’t have a car atm because my transportation is fucked up, so I was in my moms car.

We get home and go inside and just cuddle on the couch.

All of a sudden my phone is blowing up like crazy and I just silence it, assuming it is one of the other hookers I texted raging.

After a bit I check it, and it is my MOM who just saw me on the driveway cameras bringing in a prostitute in her car, and she is pissed, saying it is “some teenager shit” and asking if i fucked the hooker on her bed (i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)
We didn’t fuck on her bed, just the couch.

Anyways it was already bad enough, but it was a prostitute, so I had to lie to my mother and tell her that it was a tinder slay(bless her bluepilled heart for believing I could get that shit) and she at least bought it.
I then tried to cry in her messages and say how hard it is as an ugly male and that this was my one shot so I went for it, but she said she has “no sympathy for low self esteem” so idk now

Brutal even your own mother hates you as incel

idk

ill try to tell her that im least im not a pedophile or a faggot as a way of easing her rage

Anyways goddamn this is gonna be a nightmare interacting with her when she gets back

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@NZb6Air
@IAMNOTANINCEL
@N9wiff•˚₊‧⋆.

@_MVP_
@ShawarmaFilth

Regardless if this is real, one of the biggest things cucking you is not having your own place.

To those in dorms or places with low rent, consider yourself lucky.

 

[i_love_roosters]

Your mom needs some backshots

Bro btw, if i was you, I'd lock your mom up in chains and hire 20 niggers to spit on her for like 5 hours

 

[Deleted member 25705]

damn bro your mom seems like an asshat. You need to careermax and get the fuck outta there.

Mirin the inhib though

100% this.

I truly want to fly out of my parent's house, but rent is outrageously high where I live.

This is something that many kinda skip over, not having your own place (or dorm) cucks you hard.

 

[Deleted member 81734]

the bed part got me in tears btw, how is this nigga sleeping in a closet, what a gay metaphore innit

metaphor? dude this is LITERAL

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Your mom needs some backshots

thanks ill be sure to tell her

 

[i_love_roosters]

thanks ill be sure to tell her

Aight bro but we should set this up fr

Bro btw, if i was you, I'd lock your mom up in chains and hire 20 niggers to spit on her for like 5 hours

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Regardless if this is real, one of the biggest things cucking you is not having your own place.

To those in dorms or places with low rent, consider yourself lucky.

i can post the camera screenshots tonight

 

[User28823]

cheap
pretty
hooker

u can only choose 2

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Dude u cannot leave for like a month and come back with this shit

Mirin cheap price what country?

Also did she comment on ur genitals

 

[Deleted member 50000]

(i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)

I wish I could double jfl react a post wtf is this shit

 

[Deleted member 50000]

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''brutal''

 

[Piratecel]

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"Wrap it up and ESCORT her out"

 

[Deleted member 81734]

cheap
pretty
hooker

u can only choose 2

This was legit a very rare event. I can send pics of her and you can judge though
I have seen 50 hookers and I’ve never had this combo before so I get it

 

[User28823]

This was legit a very rare event. I can send pics of her and you can judge though
I have seen 50 hookers and I’ve never had this combo before so I get it

brutal knowing u ate her out right after her last customer 30 mins before creampied her

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Dude u cannot leave for like a month and come back with this shit

Mirin cheap price what country?

Also did she comment on ur genitals

No comment on my genitals but I was aggressively fingering her with 2-3 fingers and fuckin stretching her so

im in USA, texas

 

[Deleted member 50000]

genitals

I really do wanna see your ''room'' tho

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No comment on my genitals but I was aggressively fingering her with 2-3 fingers and fuckin stretching her so

im in USA, texas

YO WHAT THE ONLY HOOKERS 120 HERE ARE OBESE GIRLS WTF

What website??

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No comment on my genitals but I was aggressively fingering her with 2-3 fingers and fuckin stretching her so

im in USA, texas

did she cum

 

[Deleted member 81734]

YO WHAT THE ONLY HOOKERS 120 HERE ARE OBESE GIRLS WTF

What website??

ourhome2
slow reviewer site with a lot of boomers and oldcels
locally relevant in texas , not so much country wide or worldwide

 

[Deleted member 81734]

did she cum

when i was eating her out and fingering yea
but when we fucked i came so fast it was over before she blinked

 

[GlamourPursuer]

.

 

[truthhurts]

i can post the camera screenshots tonight

Tag me blud

 

[StarvedEpi]

(i dont have my own bed, its complicated. i sleep in the floor of a closet.)

how nigger lives

 

[Deleted member 4633]

@9898 fellow hookermaxer innit, im caging hard

hookerpill is spreading

Imagine wasting a single molecule of adenosine triphosphate chasing mid JBs and jestering for days when you can just spend 300USD and tap some high quality ass

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

when i was eating her out and fingering yea
but when we fucked i came so fast it was over before she blinked

Ur so incel

Were u khhv before? Also i’m pretty sure trhe sames gonna happen to
Me

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Ur so incel

Were u khhv before? Also i’m pretty sure trhe sames gonna happen to
Me

no dude I have fucked like 50 hookers

 

[losthope]

chad, I wish that happened to me. Mom would be proud that I got laid

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

no dude I have fucked like 50 hookers

Dude what how r u so incel how did u cum so fast


Do u ever get comments on ur dick

 

[Deleted member 81734]

Dude what how r u so incel how did u cum so fast


Do u ever get comments on ur dick

sometimes they say it is big yeah
and idk I always cum fast as hell
i get so excited and worked up like a little horny puppy