I got the cafe girl to admit she sits to pee

[BadLuck7892]

1 of her 4 brothers happened to be at the cafe today (I had no idea who he was; she pointed him out to me). Which gave me a perfect opportunity to segue into the question I had been wanting to ask her.

I said to her "With all those brothers, let me guess: The most common thing you fight about is your brothers leaving the toilet seat up?"

She said yeah. She then went on to say her brothers make a mess with their piss in the bathroom.

I didn't need to know about her brothers' urination (peeing Mexican boys don't turn me on one bit). Oh well, I'm at least glad I got her to subtly admit she sits to pee

@rawr

 

[Ralix]

ofc she sits to piss retard????

shes a woman

 

[inversions]

I doubt she pisses while standing mate

 

[turkcelfatcel]

Do you get turned on by this shit

 

[Finnishmogger]

How would she pee standing

 

[mortis]

gay furry lesbian dogshit porn>this thread

 

[Finnishmogger]

gat furry lesbian dogshit porn>everything else on the internet

actually true

 

[isis_Bleach]

like a good girl should

 

[taai]

Every single woman of the world complains about it but honestly it's easier AND MORE HIGIENIC for them to bring it down and up every time but they are TOO LAZY and SELFISH. I had this awful gf that would get mad at me because it was always "up". Bitch I pee so much more than you it's actually more overall effort and dirty for me to touch it every time.

 

[inversions]

gay furry lesbian dogshit porn>this thread

actually true

no

atleast this thread made me laugh a bit

 

[SubhumanYuki]

1 of her 4 brothers happened to be at the cafe today (I had no idea who he was; she pointed him out to me). Which gave me a perfect opportunity to segue into the question I had been wanting to ask her.

I said to her "With all those brothers, let me guess: The most common thing you fight about is your brothers leaving the toilet seat up?"

She said yeah. She then went on to say her brothers make a mess with their piss in the bathroom.

I didn't need to know about her brothers' urination (peeing Mexican boys don't turn me on one bit). Oh well, I'm at least glad I got her to subtly admit she sits to pee

@rawr

Wasted ur time jus to write all that down just to be called retard

 

[BadLuck7892]

ofc she sits to piss retard????

shes a woman

Although rare, some foids stand.

Additionally, even if I'm 99% sure a foid sits (solely on account of her gender), getting her to admit it turns me on.

I'm aroused by female urination

 

[BadLuck7892]

I doubt she pisses while standing mate

As of today, I know for a fact she doesn't

 

[BadLuck7892]

Do you get turned on by this shit

Female urination has turned me on since elementary school

 

[donttrust]

u deserve to be executed

 

[BadLuck7892]

How would she pee standing

If a foid spreads her labia and pulls up, she can do a standing piss (In some cases. It doesn't tend to work for fat chicks)

 

[BadLuck7892]

like a good girl should

Would it turn you on to watch a 23 year old Latina with big tits piss?

 

[BadLuck7892]

Every single woman of the world complains about it but honestly it's easier AND MORE HIGIENIC for them to bring it down and up every time but they are TOO LAZY and SELFISH. I had this awful gf that would get mad at me because it was always "up". Bitch I pee so much more than you it's actually more overall effort and dirty for me to touch it every time.

My male cousin said the same thing (about how gross it is for him to touch the seat)

He's right

 

[car12345]

peeing Mexican boys don't turn me on one bit

 

[BadLuck7892]

Every single woman of the world complains about it but honestly it's easier AND MORE HIGIENIC for them to bring it down and up every time but they are TOO LAZY and SELFISH. I had this awful gf that would get mad at me because it was always "up". Bitch I pee so much more than you it's actually more overall effort and dirty for me to touch it every time.

Speaking of you pissing a lot more than her, I've noticed foids tend to piss pretty infrequently, despite the fact they supposedly have smaller bladders

 

[taai]

Speaking of you pissing a lot more than her, I've noticed foids tend to piss pretty infrequently, despite the fact they supposedly have smaller bladders

Yes it's because they never drink any water honestly that's what I feel and happened in that case

 

[BadLuck7892]

The story continues (tagging @rawr since he's a fellow piss fetishist who admires my ability to get foids to talk about pee)

Anyway, I shared the cafe girl toilet story with my autistic female coworker.

The female autist then complained about dudes who leave the toilet seat up (a subtle admission she sits), dudes who make a pissy mess, etc.

I then told the female autist "You'd hate the condition of the mens rooms in this building at times. Then again, I hear ladies rooms can be pretty messy too. Because many a woman understandably refuses to sit in public, so they squat, which leads to a mess"

(After getting the female autist to admit she sits to piss in private residences, I was hoping to get her to reveal whether she sits or squats in public. No luck. She just said "Maybe but not as messy as mens rooms")

I had this discussion with the female autist on a work device by the way

 

[BadLuck7892]

So I got 2 foids to talk about their urination in the same day.

With how good I am at getting foids to talk about pee, if only I was this good at getting dates/cooch

 

[BadLuck7892]

Yes it's because they never drink any water honestly that's what I feel and happened in that case

Foids limit their fluid intake, yeah.

Because even though foids spout copium galore about how they supposedly like sitting, the reality is they (deep down) hate the fact they "have to" sit.

So they try to make themselves piss as little as possible

 

[rawr]

The story continues (tagging @rawr since he's a fellow piss fetishist who admires my ability to get foids to talk about pee)

Anyway, I shared the cafe girl toilet story with my autistic female coworker.

The female autist then complained about dudes who leave the toilet seat up (a subtle admission she sits), dudes who make a pissy mess, etc.

I then told the female autist "You'd hate the condition of the mens rooms in this building at times. Then again, I hear ladies rooms can be pretty messy too. Because many a woman understandably refuses to sit in public, so they squat, which leads to a mess"

(After getting the female autist to admit she sits to piss in private residences, I was hoping to get her to reveal whether she sits or squats in public. No luck. She just said "Maybe but not as messy as mens rooms")

I had this discussion with the female autist on a work device by the way

I love how whenever you make posts about talking to women about piss, you tag me in it. I'm gonna be known as the only other piss fetishist here.

On a real note, how do they not know you're talking about piss if you're seemingly mentioning it every other day?

 

[taai]

Foids limit their fluid intake, yeah.

Because even though foids spout copium galore about how they supposedly like sitting, the reality is they (deep down) hate the fact they "have to" sit.

So they try to make themselves piss as little as possible

I never saw that way, interesting

 

[BadLuck7892]

I love how whenever you make posts about talking to women about piss, you tag me in it. I'm gonna be known as the only other piss fetishist here.

On a real note, how do they not know you're talking about piss if you're seemingly mentioning it every other day

There are probably other piss fetishists on here. You're just the only one I know off the top of my head.

I discuss plenty of other stuff with these foids. I just edit out the other stuff for the purpose of my posts on here.

The discussion continued with the autistic female coworker. I mentioned a past job where I purposely pissed on the floor because I hated my boss (I then elaborated on how much he sucked)

I told the female autist she'd probably enjoy purposely making a mess if she worked for him. She said that's not her style...but she's glad to hear he's no longer in business.

 

[BadLuck7892]

I never saw that way, interesting

Also interesting is to see how mesmerized foids are when you teach her there is a standing method (and that they've been lied to their whole life about the idea they "have to" sit)

 

[BadLuck7892]

Tagging Latinos @trvechud and @Latinolooksmaxxer

I think @Klasik616 and @CheifCessation might be Latino too

Imagine if I got your sister to discuss her urination while you were 20 feet away

(That's what I did today. Got a Latina to discuss her urination while her brother was only 20 feet away)

 

[CheifCessation]

Tagging Latinos @trvechud and @Latinolooksmaxxer

I think @Klasik616 and @CheifCessation might be Latino too

Imagine if I got your sister to discuss her urination while you were 20 feet away

(That's what I did today. Got a Latina to discuss her urination while her brother was only 20 feet away)

I’m not Latino

 

[BadLuck7892]

I’m not Latino

In that case, I stand corrected.

I will tag @BeanCelll in your place. I know he loves my pee fetish (sarcasm)

Might as well tag @Beancelloser, @beaner incel, @beaner369, @Beanermaxxer too (all are obviously Mexican)

To all the new folks I just tagged, imagine if I got your sister to discuss her urination while you were 20 feet away. I did that with a Mexican foid while her brother was 20 feet away today

 

[BadLuck7892]

I’m not Latino

Are you half Italian/half Spaniard if I remember correctly?

I suppose there's debate as to whether Spaniard counts as Latino (it's not like Spaniards are filthy mestizos)

 

[trvechud]

1 of her 4 brothers happened to be at the cafe today (I had no idea who he was; she pointed him out to me). Which gave me a perfect opportunity to segue into the question I had been wanting to ask her.

I said to her "With all those brothers, let me guess: The most common thing you fight about is your brothers leaving the toilet seat up?"

She said yeah. She then went on to say her brothers make a mess with their piss in the bathroom.

I didn't need to know about her brothers' urination (peeing Mexican boys don't turn me on one bit). Oh well, I'm at least glad I got her to subtly admit she sits to pee

@rawr

Neurological behavior

 

[BadLuck7892]

@castizo_ascender

Yet another Latino I should tag

 

[MyExHatesMe]

Weirdo ass nigga

 

[castizo_ascender]

tags niggas in random shit award

 

[BadLuck7892]

tags niggas in random shit award

Not random.

The thread is about getting a Latina to talk about her urination while her brother was 20 feet away.

Imagine if I did that with your sister when you were 20 feet away

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Better than her saying she pees standing up

 

[BadLuck7892]

Better than her saying she pees standing up

If she said she stood to pee, I'd be impressed she learned the standing method.

There is a standing female urination method. It just isn't widely known for some reason

 

[karmacita901]

If she said she stood to pee, I'd be impressed she learned the standing method.

There is a standing female urination method. It just isn't widely known for some reason

bro said this shit like he is vegeta

 

[castizo_ascender]

Not random.

The thread is about getting a Latina to talk about her urination while her brother was 20 feet away.

Imagine if I did that with your sister when you were 20 feet away

hmm i would probably ask larry lowe to come and tickle you

 

[BadLuck7892]

bro said this shit like he is vegeta

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[BadLuck7892]

Tagging @AryanSchizo because he said I keep this forum alive

 

[BadLuck7892]

I went through my history and found some piss fetishists to tag:

@gonion wanter, @Thief, @Ultimate Subhuman™, @3pider, @Bölþorn.Anabolic, @Bitchwhipper2, @klip11, @greyceI, @Paul7, @mtnbatmxn, @auitistsurvior

 

[kana]

1 of her 4 brothers happened to be at the cafe today (I had no idea who he was; she pointed him out to me). Which gave me a perfect opportunity to segue into the question I had been wanting to ask her.

I said to her "With all those brothers, let me guess: The most common thing you fight about is your brothers leaving the toilet seat up?"

She said yeah. She then went on to say her brothers make a mess with their piss in the bathroom.

I didn't need to know about her brothers' urination (peeing Mexican boys don't turn me on one bit). Oh well, I'm at least glad I got her to subtly admit she sits to pee

@rawr

how do you think women pee man

 

[kana]

you’re a very strange man

 

[BadLuck7892]

how do you think women pee man

There's a way for foids to stand. The method just isn't widely known

 

[kana]

There's a way for foids to stand. The method just isn't widely known

well let’s find out together ..

 

[BadLuck7892]

you’re a very strange man

The fact I get my rocks off from getting a hot 23 year old Latina to admits she sits to pee is apparently strange in your opinion

 

[BadLuck7892]

well let’s find out together ..

All she has to do is spread her labia and pull up