"I had sex and it was just a wet hole"

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Don't listen to this thread. This guy described nothing about his sexual experience other than "hole was wet".

Sex isn't even about the hole, 80% of the pleasure comes from kissing, licking boobs, feeling up her body, etc. The foreplay.

I can bet my entire net worth that @Gaygymmaxx stormed into the room, stumbling around in a cold sweat because he was about to see a naked woman for the first time. He probably knocked over a vase and shit, he was so nervous. Also I guarantee he spent the whole time adjusting his glasses that kept falling off. Killed the whole mood and just whipped out his boner and went straight for her dry vagina.

@Jatt give this guy some tips on how to actually please a woman
 
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@asdvek @jaaba @Daddy's Home @PsychoDsk
 
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Sex is def better when it’s like a hot jb instead of a sexdoll whore. 🤤 (over 18 obv :forcedsmile:)
 
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He is still a virgin too
He did it with a condom on
Nigga has sex with plastic on his dick and expects for it to feel good
 
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manlet mogger has sex for the first time [GONE WRONG]
 
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He is still a virgin too
He did it with a condom on
Nigga has sex with plastic on his dick and expects for it to feel good
Lasting 2 minutes with a condom :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
 
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She's waiting for me in Gandy heaven 🥹🥹

Kathryn Havens2
 
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He is still a virgin too
He did it with a condom on
Nigga has sex with plastic on his dick and expects for it to feel good
Nigga wants him to fuck an ESCORT raw :lul:

Hell to the no
 
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He is still a virgin too
He did it with a condom on
Nigga has sex with plastic on his dick and expects for it to feel good
jfl nigga condom sex is so jestermaxxed if you think about it
 
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Lasting 2 minutes with a condom :feelsrope::feelsrope::feelsrope:
I lasted 45 minutes before the bitch tapped out I couldn't feel anything but like a warm tight slipperyness. It's like eating a BLT sandwich through a fucking ziploc bag.
 
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Don't listen to this thread. This guy described nothing about his sexual experience other than "hole was wet".

Sex isn't even about the hole, 80% of the pleasure comes from kissing, licking boobs, feeling up her body, etc. The foreplay.

I can bet my entire net worth that @Gaygymmaxx stormed into the room, stumbling around in a cold sweat because he was about to see a naked woman for the first time. He probably knocked over a vase and shit, he was so nervous. Also I guarantee he spent the whole time adjusting his glasses that kept falling off. Killed the whole mood and just whipped out his boner and went straight for her dry vagina.

@Jatt give this guy some tips on how to actually please a woman
Jatt fucked a fat black girl bro wtf you on about

The rest is true besides knocking over a vase :forcedsmile:
 
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I lasted 45 minutes before the bitch tapped out I couldn't feel anything but like a warm tight slipperyness. It's like eating a BLT sandwich through a fucking ziploc bag.
Like eating candy with the wrapper on :feelsrope:
 
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Niggas cooking me in this thread

Lackluster experience is ideal though,

That's the impression of sex I'll be left with, it will impress upon my Subconsious as well as conscious and I am now free from the pressure :feelshah:
 
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Sex is ass if your not doming the woman
 
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Don't listen to this thread. This guy described nothing about his sexual experience other than "hole was wet".

Sex isn't even about the hole, 80% of the pleasure comes from kissing, licking boobs, feeling up her body, etc. The foreplay.

I can bet my entire net worth that @Gaygymmaxx stormed into the room, stumbling around in a cold sweat because he was about to see a naked woman for the first time. He probably knocked over a vase and shit, he was so nervous. Also I guarantee he spent the whole time adjusting his glasses that kept falling off. Killed the whole mood and just whipped out his boner and went straight for her dry vagina.

@Jatt give this guy some tips on how to actually please a woman
Also you better be a slayer to make this hate thread faggot
 
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I lasted 45 minutes before the bitch tapped out I couldn't feel anything but like a warm tight slipperyness. It's like eating a BLT sandwich through a fucking ziploc bag.
roastie? Or dgrip
 
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Exactly you need her to be interested

Kissing while going going balls deep is next level feeling it’s not just fucking you have to have a emotional aspect to it sex is more of an emotional thing to girls
I could have slayed black fat subhumans too jatt I'd rather pay money for a human (white woman)

You ain't got a damn thing on me
 
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I could write the most unhinged ruthless things about his whole situation, but I appreciate and it's mirin that he was at least honest about the whole story, so I won't do that to him because at least he got to the point where a foid put her hand on his dick..
 
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I could write the most unhinged ruthless things about his whole situation
cruel
vicious
unapologethic
brutal
psychopathic
vengeful
spiteful
hateful
disgusting
nauseating
 
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Niggas cooking me in this thread

Lackluster experience is ideal though,

That's the impression of sex I'll be left with, it will impress upon my Subconsious as well as conscious and I am now free from the pressure :feelshah:
I would rather be you that a retard debating what type of sex is real sex condom or no condom or whatever keep your head up king
 
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The best sex would have been the one that didnt resulted in you...
 
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Death grip=you masturbate with a strong grip, desentisizes penis
I naturally last long, and the condom prolonged it. I also did many Yad Stops, so I didn't want the sex to be short, so I made sure not to bust.

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@RXnd
 
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Unless he did it with a corpse, he‘s either larping or he was so drunk he barely understood where to put it in
 
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Don't listen to this thread. This guy described nothing about his sexual experience other than "hole was wet".

Sex isn't even about the hole, 80% of the pleasure comes from kissing, licking boobs, feeling up her body, etc. The foreplay.

I can bet my entire net worth that @Gaygymmaxx stormed into the room, stumbling around in a cold sweat because he was about to see a naked woman for the first time. He probably knocked over a vase and shit, he was so nervous. Also I guarantee he spent the whole time adjusting his glasses that kept falling off. Killed the whole mood and just whipped out his boner and went straight for her dry vagina.

@Jatt give this guy some tips on how to actually please a woman
Most hilarious thread ive read in a while holy shit
 
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mogs me for being a sexhaver
 
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You need to work on that brah I lasted 2 HOURS and still didn’t cum :feelskek:
same but ig i am too addicted to porn so that happened
 
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@ascension also my Labubu, tag me when a new discount code appears, and tell me what frame color you want, when you want VIP again..

Gigi hadid and bella hadid high five a2wijv6jw054c72h
 
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Bitch has like 100+ bodies.
thats a lowball lmao
theres girls in college with those numbers who do it for free
a whore has like 1000+ depending her age
 
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I wish I can be as rich and generous as you one day bro 🫂

Well, it costs like $8, and with that money I had a medium meal at McDonald's today, so it's like it's nothing, lol..
 
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@Gaygymmaxx would u fuck an escort raw? If they would even let you.

Bitch has like 100+ bodies.
Yea in retrospect it was ideal she made me wrap up
 
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He instantly started talking bullshit and his little nofap like "it's just a wet hole back to nofap broo this time I'll do a big streak"

Like holy shit it's the most incel shit ever

He fucked a random ass worthless slut with a condom. Her pussy was loose from fucking 5 different men everyday

Then he comes and says sex is bad from his little dumb experience

Lolll always the manlet
 
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