I had sex with this girl from the club last night (pics)

[romanstock]

Is that an old pic of you?

 

[SubSigma]

A fellow EEmaxxer

 

[Alt Number 3]

How to say you are a teenager/incel without saying you are a teenager/incel.

stfu zoomer

 

[vinn98]

The crazy ones are addictive and the only ones who are worth banging vs having a wank, but they WILL fuck ur life up and then u will get sectioned in a psych ward and have to do colouring in sessions, when a week earlier you were structuring 1.2bn dollar portfolio purchases.

When she left I felt some peace and was thinking she's too crazy, I don't know if we should meet again. However now a few hours have passed and I just want to bang her again. I swear she has the porn star tier body that everyone stares at her when she walks around in public in a summer dress, that's how hot she is.

 

[JOJOcelReturns]

stfu zoomer

I probably nearly double your age.

 

[iblamechico]

I met her Thursday night in a club on the dance floor. Then we were making out, but then she had to leave with her friends. I immediately started texting her on Instagram (always get their Insta fast in case something happens), and we met up the next night near my place.

Wtf u made me hard nigga, now this must be fate.

 

[panjeet currycel]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

 

[vinn98]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

I'm legit scared of her when she's acting angry.

 

[vinn98]

Wtf u made me hard nigga, now this must be fate.

I sent her this video of me singing

 

[iblamechico]

I sent her this video of me singing

Prolly got her wet. U said she was screaming all night? How big is ur dick ? Length and girth

 

[vinn98]

Prolly got her wet. U said she was screaming all night? How big is ur dick ? Length and girth

I thought it's average but girls have said it's big before. The whole building probably heard her, I could hear the neighbors moving around through the wall in the middle of the night while she was screaming because she probably woke them up.

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

I moved to Prague for the scenery and clubbing, and cheap prices. Yes I've been here for years, I plan to have a baby through IVF soon to pass on my genes with the genes of a high quality white female. I will just leave the baby at home for a few hours when I go clubbing.

@MoggerGaston another surrogatemothermaxxer

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

Soldiers are the ultimate simpniggers.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[katyusha]

Never send this type of sex talk where you put yourself into a submissive position, like kissing her, admiring her boobs, oral sex stuff etc... this makes you look like a weak animal who cant control basic impulses.

 

[iblamechico]

I thought it's average but girls have said it's big before. The whole building probably heard her, I could hear the neighbors moving around through the wall in the middle of the night while she was screaming because she probably woke them up.

U gotta try measuring bro, if girls say it's big, knowing the precise number would be nice. To compare with other dudes and boost your ego.

 

[vinn98]

U gotta try measuring bro, if girls say it's big, knowing the precise number would be nice. To compare with other dudes and boost your ego.

I did, it's like 6 inches so average.

 

[vinn98]

Didn't she say she had lived in Czechia for two years prior to meeting OP? I mean how could she not speak Czech? Or is @vinn98 not Czech himself and doesn't speak the language? What am I missing?

I am not Czech, I'm an American expat with EU citizenship. However I speak some Czech, enough to go on a date before and speak just Czech with a girl. But this Ukrainian girl doesn't speak English and barely speaks Czech either, so she was talking to me in Russian the whole time even though I didn't understand her so I had to use the translator app and hold my phone in her face whenever she was talking.

 

[rawmilk]

pm me more pics of her body

 

[Entschuldigung]

Shelves were invented in 1839
People in 1838:

 

[maxilofailo]

How to say you are a teenager/incel without saying you are a teenager/incel.

But it’s true?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m a 31 year old virgin who never even kissed a girl

 

[vinn98]

Is that an old pic of you?

No, that pic was 2 days ago.

 

[vinn98]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

I sent her this

 

[romanstock]

I sent her this

Can barely hear you you retard