I had sex with this girl from the club last night (pics)

[romanstock]

Is that an old pic of you?

 

[SubSigma]

A fellow EEmaxxer

 

[Alt Number 3]

How to say you are a teenager/incel without saying you are a teenager/incel.

stfu zoomer

 

[vinn98]

The crazy ones are addictive and the only ones who are worth banging vs having a wank, but they WILL fuck ur life up and then u will get sectioned in a psych ward and have to do colouring in sessions, when a week earlier you were structuring 1.2bn dollar portfolio purchases.

When she left I felt some peace and was thinking she's too crazy, I don't know if we should meet again. However now a few hours have passed and I just want to bang her again. I swear she has the porn star tier body that everyone stares at her when she walks around in public in a summer dress, that's how hot she is.

 

[JOJOcelReturns]

stfu zoomer

I probably nearly double your age.

 

[iblamechico]

I met her Thursday night in a club on the dance floor. Then we were making out, but then she had to leave with her friends. I immediately started texting her on Instagram (always get their Insta fast in case something happens), and we met up the next night near my place.

Wtf u made me hard nigga, now this must be fate.

 

[panjeet currycel]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

 

[vinn98]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

I'm legit scared of her when she's acting angry.

 

[vinn98]

Wtf u made me hard nigga, now this must be fate.

I sent her this video of me singing

 

[iblamechico]

I sent her this video of me singing

Prolly got her wet. U said she was screaming all night? How big is ur dick ? Length and girth

 

[vinn98]

Prolly got her wet. U said she was screaming all night? How big is ur dick ? Length and girth

I thought it's average but girls have said it's big before. The whole building probably heard her, I could hear the neighbors moving around through the wall in the middle of the night while she was screaming because she probably woke them up.

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

I moved to Prague for the scenery and clubbing, and cheap prices. Yes I've been here for years, I plan to have a baby through IVF soon to pass on my genes with the genes of a high quality white female. I will just leave the baby at home for a few hours when I go clubbing.

@MoggerGaston another surrogatemothermaxxer

 

[HTN_Mentalcel]

Soldiers are the ultimate simpniggers.

Spoiler: nsfw

 

[katyusha]

Never send this type of sex talk where you put yourself into a submissive position, like kissing her, admiring her boobs, oral sex stuff etc... this makes you look like a weak animal who cant control basic impulses.

 

[iblamechico]

I thought it's average but girls have said it's big before. The whole building probably heard her, I could hear the neighbors moving around through the wall in the middle of the night while she was screaming because she probably woke them up.

U gotta try measuring bro, if girls say it's big, knowing the precise number would be nice. To compare with other dudes and boost your ego.

 

[vinn98]

U gotta try measuring bro, if girls say it's big, knowing the precise number would be nice. To compare with other dudes and boost your ego.

I did, it's like 6 inches so average.

 

[vinn98]

Didn't she say she had lived in Czechia for two years prior to meeting OP? I mean how could she not speak Czech? Or is @vinn98 not Czech himself and doesn't speak the language? What am I missing?

I am not Czech, I'm an American expat with EU citizenship. However I speak some Czech, enough to go on a date before and speak just Czech with a girl. But this Ukrainian girl doesn't speak English and barely speaks Czech either, so she was talking to me in Russian the whole time even though I didn't understand her so I had to use the translator app and hold my phone in her face whenever she was talking.

 

[rawmilk]

pm me more pics of her body

 

[Entschuldigung]

Shelves were invented in 1839
People in 1838:

 

[Deleted member 62515]

How to say you are a teenager/incel without saying you are a teenager/incel.

But it’s true?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m a 31 year old virgin who never even kissed a girl

 

[vinn98]

Is that an old pic of you?

No, that pic was 2 days ago.

 

[vinn98]

You idiot, you failed all her shit tests
She has no respect for you
Your faggy texting also extremely cringe

I sent her this

 

[romanstock]

I sent her this

Can barely hear you you retard

 

[Htobrother]

Maybe but she has a Russian soul, they're all crazy

My ex was russian

 

[Deleted member 47180]

I thought it's average but girls have said it's big before. The whole building probably heard her, I could hear the neighbors moving around through the wall in the middle of the night while she was screaming because she probably woke them up.

HIlaroius af hahaahah

 

[vinn98]

her husband is fighting in the front line, probably lost a leg and has to fight in a wheelchair in order to protect his country meanwhile his whore gf is slaying autists from looksmax.org who post everything like a diary here

csnt make this up

Update on her first husband, I met her again last night and she told me about him. You're right he died, but not from war. She said he died from drinking too much vodka (srs, not even joking).

 

[Deleted member 1140]

Update on her first husband, I met her again last night and she told me about him. You're right he died, but not from war. She said he died from drinking too much vodka (srs, not even joking).

crazy

not surprised tho. this is the faith of most russian males. either die from drinking or some stupid shit like a fight or war

 

[vinn98]

crazy

not surprised tho. this is the faith of most russian males. either die from drinking or some stupid shit like a fight or war

Yes I'm learning there are very real cultural differences.

 

[i_love_roosters]

 

[sub6manletnozygos]

I’m a 31 year old virgin who never even kissed a girl

I'm nearly 30 khhcv.
Currently im spending my prime studying, pacing up and down my mothers house intermittently staring at myself in the mirror before recoiling in horror at the subhuman glaring back at me, drinking milk, lifting weights, hanging from a pullup bar in a feeble attempt to grow taller before shitposting about my repetitive existence on psl.
all this, day in day out for over a decade.
such is life as a mid twenties khhv basement dweller with no skills, hobbies or inspiration.
i am despondent.
however, at least i have a great relationship with my mother who i love and who is my best friend.