rolexhulk
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COULDN'T WAIT TO GET BACK HOME TO TELL THIS STORY
SO I HAD TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO MY INTERNET PROVIDER TO RENEW MY CONTRACT. GOT MOGGED MULTIPLE TIMES BY ZOOMERS ON MY WAY THERE PROVING AVERAGE ZOOMER IS 6FT TALL AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH WHEN I ENTERED THE STORE THE ONLY FREE ASSISTANT WAS A BBC. HE WAS BLACK AS SHIT, PROBABLY SENEGALESE OR SOUTH SUDANESE, AROUND 5'8 TALL BUT HEIGHT IS ZERO WHEN YOU'RE BBC.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE MADE EYE CONTACT I FELT MY SHRIMPCOCK TURTLE, YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN SOMETHING TRAUMATIC HAPPENS AND YOUR DICK JUST HIDES IN ITS SHELF LIKE A TURTLE.
THE BBC APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME HOW HE COULD HELP ME TODAY AND ALL I WANTED TO ASK WAS HOW BIG HIS BBC IS AND HOW MANY STACIES HE GETS PER WEEK BUT I HELD OFF THE URGE. WE WENT OVER TO HIS DESK AND HE BEGAN INPUT MY INFO ON HIS LAPTOP WITH HIS BIG ASS BBC FINGERS, AS I'VE MENTIONED BEFORE, BBCS HAVE MUCH LARGER FINGERS AND HANDS COMPARED TO CUMSKINS JUST LIKE THEIR DICKS. THE BBC SEEMED IN GOOD MOOD, PROBABLY HAD A FUCKDATE ARRANGED WITH A 10/10 STACY AFTER WORK AND HIS GOOD MOOD MADE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THERE, I WAS GETTING MOGGED TO INHUMANE LEVELS. THE BBC WAS TAKING HIS TIME THOUGH AND IT TOOK HIM 20 MINUTES TO SOLVE MY PROBLEM. UPON FINISH, HE STOOD UP AND TO MY SHOCK HE WANTED A HANDSHAKE FOR A GOODBYE. I KNEW WHAT HIS INTENTION WAS, HE SAW MY SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER INFERIOR CUMSKIN HANDS AND WANTED TO MOG ME FOR ONE LAST TIME. WHEN OUR HANDS MET I FELT GIGA DOMINATED WHEN HE GRIPPED ME AND I GOT MOGGED TO DEATH.
SAFE TO SAY I'M NEVER VISITING THIS STORE AGAIN. THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO OUTSIDE, TO GO OUTSIDE IS TO GET MOGGED. THAT'S WHY BBCS ARE ALWAYS OUTSIDE AND NEVER AT THEIR HOMES, THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING TO MOG SOMEONE. MY DAY IS COMPLETELY RUINED AND I SPENT THE REMAINDER OF IT LDARING INSTEAD OF DOING TASKS.
SO I HAD TO LEAVE THE HOUSE TO GO TO MY INTERNET PROVIDER TO RENEW MY CONTRACT. GOT MOGGED MULTIPLE TIMES BY ZOOMERS ON MY WAY THERE PROVING AVERAGE ZOOMER IS 6FT TALL AND IF THAT WASN'T ENOUGH WHEN I ENTERED THE STORE THE ONLY FREE ASSISTANT WAS A BBC. HE WAS BLACK AS SHIT, PROBABLY SENEGALESE OR SOUTH SUDANESE, AROUND 5'8 TALL BUT HEIGHT IS ZERO WHEN YOU'RE BBC.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE MADE EYE CONTACT I FELT MY SHRIMPCOCK TURTLE, YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN SOMETHING TRAUMATIC HAPPENS AND YOUR DICK JUST HIDES IN ITS SHELF LIKE A TURTLE.
THE BBC APPROACHED ME AND ASKED ME HOW HE COULD HELP ME TODAY AND ALL I WANTED TO ASK WAS HOW BIG HIS BBC IS AND HOW MANY STACIES HE GETS PER WEEK BUT I HELD OFF THE URGE. WE WENT OVER TO HIS DESK AND HE BEGAN INPUT MY INFO ON HIS LAPTOP WITH HIS BIG ASS BBC FINGERS, AS I'VE MENTIONED BEFORE, BBCS HAVE MUCH LARGER FINGERS AND HANDS COMPARED TO CUMSKINS JUST LIKE THEIR DICKS. THE BBC SEEMED IN GOOD MOOD, PROBABLY HAD A FUCKDATE ARRANGED WITH A 10/10 STACY AFTER WORK AND HIS GOOD MOOD MADE ME FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE. I COULDN'T WAIT TO GET OUT OF THERE, I WAS GETTING MOGGED TO INHUMANE LEVELS. THE BBC WAS TAKING HIS TIME THOUGH AND IT TOOK HIM 20 MINUTES TO SOLVE MY PROBLEM. UPON FINISH, HE STOOD UP AND TO MY SHOCK HE WANTED A HANDSHAKE FOR A GOODBYE. I KNEW WHAT HIS INTENTION WAS, HE SAW MY SIGNIFICANTLY SMALLER INFERIOR CUMSKIN HANDS AND WANTED TO MOG ME FOR ONE LAST TIME. WHEN OUR HANDS MET I FELT GIGA DOMINATED WHEN HE GRIPPED ME AND I GOT MOGGED TO DEATH.
SAFE TO SAY I'M NEVER VISITING THIS STORE AGAIN. THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO OUTSIDE, TO GO OUTSIDE IS TO GET MOGGED. THAT'S WHY BBCS ARE ALWAYS OUTSIDE AND NEVER AT THEIR HOMES, THEY'RE ALWAYS LOOKING TO MOG SOMEONE. MY DAY IS COMPLETELY RUINED AND I SPENT THE REMAINDER OF IT LDARING INSTEAD OF DOING TASKS.
