I hate being a manlet so much.

JohnDoe

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My face is disgusting but being a manlet just hurts my heart the wrong way. I just have this nagging feeling like something is not right. I don't go outside because i feel emasculated by not only men but also women. 5'9 is not the average height amoung young people.
Fuck this gay earth, i wish i was well fed and got sufficient sleep instead of eating goyslop and still being underfed while stunting my growth with sugar, and not enough protein, also getting 4 hours of sleep a night.

It's so fucking sad, no man should have to deal with manletism. It's a basic human right to be atleast 5'11 as a man. This shit is so fucking ridiculous. Truecel looks AND manlet. Tallcel=volcel
 
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Manlets should get tax breaks. I'm in favor of an Earned Manlet Tax Credit. Just list your height and slays that year on your 1040 and get finicial relief.
 
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SAME. I legitimately feel like a 6'3 guy trapped in a manlet's tiny body. It's agonizing.
 
Manlets should get tax breaks. I'm in favor of an Earned Manlet Tax Credit. Just list your height and slays that year on your 1040 and get finicial relief.
introduce a new disability benefit for manletism: 5'9 and below get 500 a week for not going ER or blowing their brains out.
 
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introduce a new disability benefit for manletism: 5'9 and below get 500 a week for not going ER or blowing their brains out.
Would gladly pay it
 
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My face is disgusting but being a manlet just hurts my heart the wrong way. I just have this nagging feeling like something is not right. I don't go outside because i feel emasculated by not only men but also women. 5'9 is not the average height amoung young people.
Fuck this gay earth, i wish i was well fed and got sufficient sleep instead of eating goyslop and still being underfed while stunting my growth with sugar, and not enough protein, also getting 4 hours of sleep a night.

It's so fucking sad, no man should have to deal with manletism. It's a basic human right to be atleast 5'11 as a man. This shit is so fucking ridiculous. Truecel looks AND manlet. Tallcel=volcel
Yep Give me money for my disability
 
im 5'9

here in south america is a pretty decent height
Well it's south america. Try being 5'8 in the UK where tons of women are in the 5'7-5'9 range
 
 
short people live longer bro
 
My face is disgusting but being a manlet just hurts my heart the wrong way. I just have this nagging feeling like something is not right. I don't go outside because i feel emasculated by not only men but also women. 5'9 is not the average height amoung young people.
Fuck this gay earth, i wish i was well fed and got sufficient sleep instead of eating goyslop and still being underfed while stunting my growth with sugar, and not enough protein, also getting 4 hours of sleep a night.

It's so fucking sad, no man should have to deal with manletism. It's a basic human right to be atleast 5'11 as a man. This shit is so fucking ridiculous. Truecel looks AND manlet. Tallcel=volcel
How tall are you exactly
 
short people live longer bro
Oh wow a manlet lives longer for 5 years but has a way worse quality life than lanklets for the years that matter. Such a good deal!!!
 
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I am 5'8.5" i know that am tall enough, fuck off
 
join the club
 
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Jokes aside op, 5'8 is not a truecel height, it's just short. Could've been far worse tbh
 
Try being 5'8 in the UK where tons of women are in the 5'7-5'9 range
im pretty sure you can find a gf in that range of height if you are gl (htn minimum)

your kids will be tall
 

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