I hate being funny

[FailedNormieManlet]

Seriously. I can't even tell if girls are laughing at my jokes or matching with me on hinge because they like me or because they find what I say funny and want to talk to me. It's fucking brutal tbh, I could write fucking comedy or some shit tbh. I honestly don't understand how incels find it hard to make girls laugh. Just fucking misinterpret everything they say/be slightly clever with your wording.

For example on this girl's bio it said

"I'm looking for an adult human, two working legs, no tentacles or horns please. Must like books and/or travelling"

So I responded with "Did you have a poor experience with guys who had tentacles or horns?"

I matched with this becky and she's responded with "Nah it's the guys with fins and gills who scarred me, I'm just extra picky"

The thing is, she says this shit but I gurantee you. She won't even fuck me, she is just there to hear whatever witty reply I have. JFL I have already thought of a few "witty" replies which I can respond with already.

"Wow, I know not to take you to the zoo then"

"Okay I guess watching nature documentaries is off the tables"

"I'm not going to trust you near any pets"

etc. Make a bestiality joke or some other shit. I fucking hate the fact women find me funny. If you're boring af, women won't laugh at your jokes unless you're chad. If you can just make women laugh it becomes hard to tell if they acc like you or if they just find you funny. Brutally over for NTcels!

 

[DoctorLooksmax]

That’s why you should never message a girl first

 

[Deleted member 14774]

This is the type of stuff girls find funny, I find it extremely cringy and this is why I don’t jestermaxx

 

[LightSkinNoob]

It's over for subchadlite, we have to jestermax for pussy.

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

That’s why you should never message a girl first

it's on hinge, I only get responses when I fucking message...

This is the type of stuff girls find funny, I find it extremely cringy and this is why I don’t jestermaxx

girls have such a shit sense of humour honestly. It's like speaking to my 14 year old brother at times

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

It's over for subchadlite, we have to jestermax for pussy.

Not just that bro, if I'm in a club and speaking to some girl. Sometimes I do say funny shit - I joke around pretty often. And the girls start laughing and shit, and it becomes hard to tell if they like me or not.

 

[LightSkinNoob]

Not just that bro, if I'm in a club and speaking to some girl. Sometimes I do say funny shit - I joke around pretty often. And the girls start laughing and shit, and it becomes hard to tell if they like me or not.

Ridiculous how average-above average guys have to gymcel, NTmax, Jestermax and put in a consistent effort just to get some decent pussy once a month.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

so be glad that youre not

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

Ridiculous how average-above average guys have to gymcel, NTmax, Jestermax and put in a consistent effort just to get some decent pussy once a month.

I'm 5'5 and pajeet

I'm gymcelling too JFL!

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

so be glad that youre not

brutally over for me nigga

 

[LightSkinNoob]

I'm 5'5 and pajeet

I'm gymcelling too JFL!

If you manage/have managed to get even 1 or 2 bodies you have done better than 99% with your stats

 

[FailedNormieManlet]

If you manage/have managed to get even 1 or 2 bodies you have done better than 99% with your stats

doesn't matter, I want to fk good looking girls

 

[LightSkinNoob]

doesn't matter, I want to fk good looking girls

I'm trying to eliminate all my standards, I've ordered Cialis pills and once they arrive I'll set up a meeting with a landwhale or femcel (my looksmatch in 2022), take the Cialis, close my eyes, and hope for the best. The only thing is it's kinda embarrassing to be seen with them in public.

 

[Gerardwayfan]

bro i feel like im a funny dude as well, especially when talking to women im more funny than romantic or sexual, and yea it never went well

 

[Deleted member 15260]

This nigga thinking he's Colin Jost on SNL for making a joke about some tentacles and fins

Listen you little cuck with a username strikingly similar to my own

Don't worry about being funny - it will be no use either way. you could be Zach galfinakis and you wouldn't slay a single becky off humor alone

My new theory is this: ugly guys need to focus on SEVERELY mentally ill chicks. Try to hook up with a chick on tinder with 47 tattoos who has a suicide joke in her bio or something. it's our only shot to bypass hypergamy - hijacking the mind of a mentally ill emo goth Stacy.

 

[Deleted member 17763]

Being witty is pretty much crucial for flirting and escalating things but there will always be girls who just want the validation, especially online

 

[TITUS]

Online messaging with a girl is so tireing, i rather cut my penis.

 

[The Great Mystery]

This nigga thinking he's Colin Jost on SNL for making a joke about some tentacles and fins

Listen you little cuck with a username strikingly similar to my own

Don't worry about being funny - it will be no use either way. you could be Zach galfinakis and you wouldn't slay a single becky off humor alone

My new theory is this: ugly guys need to focus on SEVERELY mentally ill chicks. Try to hook up with a chick on tinder with 47 tattoos who has a suicide joke in her bio or something. it's our only shot to bypass hypergamy - hijacking the mind of a mentally ill emo goth Stacy.

haha if i was a girl i would date you based on your sense of humor alone, even though you look like micheal berrymans more inbred brother

seriously though. how do girls not fall head over heels for you?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

haha if i was a girl i would date you based on your sense of humor alone, even though you look like micheal berrymans more inbred brother

seriously though. how do girls not fall head over heels for you?

 

[GetShrekt]

Just ask to fuck then if she says no block

 

[Deleted member 15260]

haha if i was a girl i would date you based on your sense of humor alone, even though you look like micheal berrymans more inbred brother

seriously though. how do girls not fall head over heels for you?

Many girls have fallen in love with me

But my average relationship lasts around 12 days once they realize how insane I am

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

I'm trying to eliminate all my standards, I've ordered Cialis pills and once they arrive I'll set up a meeting with a landwhale or femcel (my looksmatch in 2022), take the Cialis, close my eyes, and hope for the best. The only thing is it's kinda embarrassing to be seen with them in public.

Not worth it bro