FailedNormieManlet
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Seriously. I can't even tell if girls are laughing at my jokes or matching with me on hinge because they like me or because they find what I say funny and want to talk to me. It's fucking brutal tbh, I could write fucking comedy or some shit tbh. I honestly don't understand how incels find it hard to make girls laugh. Just fucking misinterpret everything they say/be slightly clever with your wording.
For example on this girl's bio it said
"I'm looking for an adult human, two working legs, no tentacles or horns please. Must like books and/or travelling"
So I responded with "Did you have a poor experience with guys who had tentacles or horns?"
I matched with this becky and she's responded with "Nah it's the guys with fins and gills who scarred me, I'm just extra picky"
The thing is, she says this shit but I gurantee you. She won't even fuck me, she is just there to hear whatever witty reply I have. JFL I have already thought of a few "witty" replies which I can respond with already.
"Wow, I know not to take you to the zoo then"
"Okay I guess watching nature documentaries is off the tables"
"I'm not going to trust you near any pets"
etc. Make a bestiality joke or some other shit. I fucking hate the fact women find me funny. If you're boring af, women won't laugh at your jokes unless you're chad. If you can just make women laugh it becomes hard to tell if they acc like you or if they just find you funny. Brutally over for NTcels!
For example on this girl's bio it said
"I'm looking for an adult human, two working legs, no tentacles or horns please. Must like books and/or travelling"
So I responded with "Did you have a poor experience with guys who had tentacles or horns?"
I matched with this becky and she's responded with "Nah it's the guys with fins and gills who scarred me, I'm just extra picky"
The thing is, she says this shit but I gurantee you. She won't even fuck me, she is just there to hear whatever witty reply I have. JFL I have already thought of a few "witty" replies which I can respond with already.
"Wow, I know not to take you to the zoo then"
"Okay I guess watching nature documentaries is off the tables"
"I'm not going to trust you near any pets"
etc. Make a bestiality joke or some other shit. I fucking hate the fact women find me funny. If you're boring af, women won't laugh at your jokes unless you're chad. If you can just make women laugh it becomes hard to tell if they acc like you or if they just find you funny. Brutally over for NTcels!