I hate my cat

moggathon

moggathon

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It’s such an inconvenience to me, I have no
attachment to it whatsoever, I hold no feelings towards it. Hopefully it dies or I can manipulate my mum into getting it put down or something. I hate it.
 
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Any ideas? No I can’t just strangle it and pretend it got lost. That is also too much of an inconvenience atm. But I will if things get worse.
 
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@GabachoCopium thoughts?
 
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It’s such an inconvenience to me, I have no
attachment to it whatsoever, I hold no feelings to it. Hopefully it dies or I can manipulate my mum into getting it put down or something. I hate it.
why
 
Just give it away there's always people wanting cats. Give it to a shelter or advertise on Facebook if Ur mum says anything just actblikenit ran awway
 
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It’s such an inconvenience to me, I have no
attachment to it whatsoever, I hold no feelings to it. Hopefully it dies or I can manipulate my mum into getting it put down or something. I hate it.
cook it in a stirfry and then tell your mom you made dinner
 
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I though it would be either a pic of a dead cat or something sexual w/ it because of the NSFW tag
 
Just give it away there's always people wanting cats. Give it to a shelter or advertise on Facebook if Ur mum says anything just actblikenit ran awway
Too high risk. No one would want this smelly old bag of shit.
 
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cook it in a stirfry and then tell your mom you made dinner
But then I would have to dissect and de bone it. Too much of a mess and this vermin would stink like shit.
 
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I'll go out and rape cats
 
one time I had a dream that I captured a cat and hung it up on a string and shaved it and then lathered it in hand sanitizer and set it on fire while shooting it with a cross bow
 
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one time I had a dream that I captured a cat and hung it up on a string and shaved it and then lathered it in hand sanitizer and set it on fire while shooting it with a cross bow
lego batman GIF
 
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just feed it bad food so it dies but in small increments slowly
you can search “what foods kill cats” on google
 

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