I hate my life

[Deleted member 4430]

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[Deleted member 5189]

i knew u weren’t 16, It was a joke, just talking like @FastBananaCEO who says I’m 16 even tho im clearly not

How old are you then?

 

[Deleted member 2403]

How old are you then?

don't remember

 

[Deleted member 5189]

don't remember

16 okay

 

[Deleted member 9787]

It’s so fucking boring and everyone else my age has done a million times more shit than me

They do more in one day than I’ve ever done in my entire miserable life

Always a spectator, never included in anything from a very young age, I never got to be a human

Even on this forum im an outlier, guarantee people here have had friends before

People here complain about shit that is a million times better than what I go through

Everyone here has hope, they always have at least one redeeming feature. I have NONE. IM UGLY SHORT ETHNIC ASPIE BALDING, I HAVE EVERY SINGLE POSSIBLE FAILO.

I was alienated since 11 years old

It’s nearly over so close

Try and befriend women my guy

 

[Deleted member 10602]

I just shit and cum.

FAQ

What does this mean?
The amount of shit (and cum) on my computer and floor has increased by one.
Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be worthy of feces or ejaculation. These include, but are not limited to:

• Being gay
• Dank copypasta bro, where'd you find it
• walter

Am I going to shit and cum too?

No - not yet. But you should refrain from shitposting and cumposting like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to shit and cum again, which may put your shitting and cumming privileges in jeopardy.
I don't believe my comment deserved being shit and cum at. Can you un-cum it?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I put shit back into my butt. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a hot load explaining what I got wrong. I tend to respond to retaliatory ejaculation within several minutes. Do note, however, that over 99.9% of semen dies before it can fertilize the egg, and yours is likely no exception.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?

Accept the goopy brown and white substance and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated in my mom's basement. I will continue to shit and cum until you improve your conduct. Remember: ejaculation is privilege, not a right.

 

[Deleted member 6723]

im sorry bro