TrueNateJacobs
I just want to be beautiful
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I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.
All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.
If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.
The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.
Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.
A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)
The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.
I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.
I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.
All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.
If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.
The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.
Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.
A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)
The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.
I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.
I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.
