I have a Chadlite front and subhuman side

[TrueNateJacobs]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

 

[d3m4g5]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

Show examples of similar front and side profiles to yours.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Show examples of similar front and side profiles to yours.

If i showed you an example of the front it would literally be a model.

Closest person i can compare myself to in front is marlon teixeira if he had bigger zygos.

My side looks like this

But im not fucking 20% bf like this guy.
More like 14%

 

[d3m4g5]

If i showed you an example of the front it would literally be a model.

Closest person i can compare myself to in front is marlon teixeira if he had bigger zygos.

My side looks like this
View attachment 4041742
But im not fucking 20% bf like this guy.
More like 14%

You tried perma-jutting?

 

[d3m4g5]

If i showed you an example of the front it would literally be a model.

Closest person i can compare myself to in front is marlon teixeira if he had bigger zygos.

My side looks like this
View attachment 4041742
But im not fucking 20% bf like this guy.
More like 14%

My lower third is a bit small and a bit recessed so I basically permanently slightly jut my chin forward

 

[sexisdeath]

chadlite and sub5 in the same sentence

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

You tried perma-jutting?

Yes lmao but i realized its so obvious so i dont do it anymore.
I’ve just accepted that im recessed and nee to hardmax

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

My lower third is a bit small and a bit recessed so I basically permanently slightly jut my chin forward

Doesnt work for me my maxilla is recessed too

 

[svarddre]

Yeah no photos so this is a complete lie

 

[pulsar23]

If i showed you an example of the front it would literally be a model.

Closest person i can compare myself to in front is marlon teixeira if he had bigger zygos.

My side looks like this
View attachment 4041742
But im not fucking 20% bf like this guy.
More like 14%

if you look like this you probably have breathing issues, just tell an orthodontist about it or something and exaggerate is as much as you can so you can get medically necessitated orthognathic surgery covered by insurance

 

[Klasik616]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

Fucking slayers trying to appeal as incels

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

if you look like this you probably have breathing issues, just tell an orthodontist about it or something and exaggerate is as much as you can so you can get medically necessitated orthognathic surgery covered by insurance

Yeah i do have some breathing issues.
My parents wont get me surgeries though/ braces so ill just wait till im 18 or 19 and get them myself.

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

Fucking slayers trying to appeal as incels

Im not a slayer im subhuman but i can still slay girls.
Sounds like a oxymoron but its true.

 

[pulsar23]

Yeah i do have some breathing issues.
My parents wont get me surgeries though/ braces so ill just wait till im 18 or 19 and get them myself.

thats fuckin retarded lol. goodluck tho im in the same situation as you, i have a shit side but my front is very good and im gonna try and larp some shit to the dentist so they can pay for my orthognathic surgery

 

[Futura]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

I'm the opposite chad side and side harmony but cyclops subhuman front

 

[TrueNateJacobs]

I'm the opposite chad side and side harmony but cyclops subhuman front

Yeah i mean esr is law.
almost all ogres have psl god sides but then they turn their face and look like ogres.

I look like a psl god, turn my head and look like a recessed worm

 

[canthus]

 

[Panzram]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

dnr tbh, tales

 

[small_solomon]

I know most wont believe, but i have a genuine chadlite front profile, and a subhuman side profile.
It sounds impossible, and i would post pics to prove, but im never gonna post pics on this forum.

All of my siblings model/used to model
i have one chad(in his prime) brother, a CL brother, and two stacy-light sisters.
Thats why my front harmony is so good.
I have no uee, positive canthal, insane zygos because i had a palate expander as a kid,
a small thin nose, full lips,
Im only subhuman because of recession.

If you guys look at my posts, i talk about how im still able to slay girls.
Its only because of my front.
At parties if i just talk to a girl head on, she only sees my front, and its an easy makeout.
I’ve made out with countless girls, but ive never once had a girlfriend because once they get to know me they notice how actually chopped i am.

The fact that im admitting im subhuman should let you know im not larping.

Anyways, i wish i could just be a regular
run-of-the-mill mtn.
an average joe with an average eye area and average forward growth.

A personalitymaxxed mtn can literally pull a stacy, (i have multiple friends who have done this)

The only thing that can save me is literally lefort and bimax and even if i get it that shit probably wont ascend me cause will fuck my harmony.
So fucking annoying.

I wish i hadnt eaten goyslop and mouthbreathed as a kid.

I’m telling you guys objectively my front profile is literally insane no larp no hyperbole no exaggeration like literal chad potential if i had developed correctly.
Fml.

Crazy larp