I have a diagnosed extreme version of a micro penis, Ask me anything (with proof)

[The Homelander]

I was born with a growth hormone and testosterone deficiency
As a result, I am significantly shorter than the average male

This affects my penis as well
My measurement is around 2.8 length and 2.1 girth

I have to use a large tube to transport my urine from my penis to the toilet due to how small it is
It stays the same size flaccid and erect

Also my testicles never dropped

Before you say “larp”, here is PROOF:
(Dm me I can’t send it on here)

Anyway, To combat my micropenis,
I’ve bought a book on edging and flicker gooning

I will utilize this to increase amino acid protein flow to the penis and make the penile muscle bigger

I will update in 30 days hopefully by then I can get to 5 inches at least

 

[vevcred2_0]

whoops kingfish

 

[ClowningAround]

was going to say something mean, but man, sorry

 

[The Homelander]

was going to say something mean, but man, sorry

It’s okay go ahead
Probably nothing i’ve never heard before
I won’t take offense to anything, it’s fine

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Sorry to hear that bro, this life is really unfair.

 

[The Homelander]

I’m 29 by the way I don’t know if the growth plate in my penis is still open or not

 

[The Homelander]

Sorry to hear that bro, this life is really unfair.

Yeah it is

 

[The Homelander]

Sorry to hear that bro, this life is really unfair.

Do you or a loved one deal with micro penis

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Yeah it is

Do your parents know about it ?

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Do you or a loved one deal with micro penis

I hope not bro

 

[The Homelander]

Do your parents know about it ?

I don’t know how to break the news to them
Should I do it while we are having family dinner

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Are u cute

 

[whitebitchslayer]

I don’t know how to break the news to them
Should I do it while we are having family dinner

You shouldn’t… why would you tell them you have a tiny dick

 

[The Homelander]

Are u cute

I am a 5’1 cutecel
Part of the reason why I think i’m a cutecel is because I probably have the most underrated mix on this whole forum
I’m asian, indian, and ashkenazi jewish(on my mothers side)

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

I don’t know how to break the news to them
Should I do it while we are having family dinner

Maybe you should bring one of them to your room and show them, do you have any little cousins maybe ?

 

[The Homelander]

You shouldn’t… why would you tell them you have a tiny dick

But what if they catch me with a tiny dick what am I gonna do it’ll be over

 

[cooldude1231]

I’m 29 by the way I don’t know if the growth plate in my penis is still open or not

Your penis doesnt have a growth plate it isnt a bone

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

I am a 5’1 cutecel
Part of the reason why I think i’m a cutecel is because I probably have the most underrated mix on this whole forum
I’m asian, indian, and ashkenazi jewish(on my mothers side)

You could make money but not in a way you'd like to

 

[The Homelander]

Maybe you should bring one of them to your room and show them, do you have any little cousins maybe ?

Yeah i have a few little cousins
Should I show them it?

 

[cooldude1231]

Your larping cause didnt you just say you were in school in another thread
SEND ME UR DICK IN PMs

 

[The Homelander]

Your penis doesnt have a growth plate it isnt a bone

Are u a doctor or somethung?

 

[whitebitchslayer]

But what if they catch me with a tiny dick what am I gonna do it’ll be over

How would they catch you lock ur door or some shit

 

[The Homelander]

Your larping cause didnt you just say you were in school in another thread
SEND ME UR DICK IN PMs

No that wasn’t me
Also I dm’ed u last time, remember?

 

[whitebitchslayer]

SEND ME UR DICK IN PMs

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Yeah i have a few little cousins
Should I show them it?

Of course, bring a few of them to the bathroom and tell them to pull down your pants so you can break the news to them like that.

 

[The Homelander]

You could make money but not in a way you'd like to

What way

 

[cooldude1231]

No that wasn’t me
Also I dm’ed u last time, remember?

Oh right good cock tbh

 

[The Homelander]

How would they catch you lock ur door or some shit

I don’t have a door because it’s too heavy for me to open—I’m 5’1

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

What way

Become one of those femboys and take BBC and sell it online

 

[The Homelander]

Oh right good cock tbh

With angle maxing I can fraud to 3 inches

 

[The Homelander]

Become one of those femboys and take BBC and sell it online

British broadcasting cooperation??

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

British broadcasting cooperation??

Big black monstrous veiny strong cock

 

[WELOVELOOKS]

Sorry to hear that bro, this life is really unfair.

Nigga acting like he has terminal cancer

OP just save up and get leg lengthening and a dick enlargeningnsurgery it will be okay

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

I was born with a growth hormone and testosterone deficiency
As a result, I am significantly shorter than the average male

This affects my penis as well
My measurement is around 2.8 length and 2.1 girth

I have to use a large tube to transport my urine from my penis to the toilet due to how small it is
It stays the same size flaccid and erect

Also my testicles never dropped

Before you say “larp”, here is PROOF:
(Dm me I can’t send it on here)

Anyway, To combat my micropenis,
I’ve bought a book on edging and flicker gooning

I will utilize this to increase amino acid protein flow to the penis and make the penile muscle bigger

I will update in 30 days hopefully by then I can get to 5 inches at least

Troll

 

[givemeheight]

feel you ma brother, my dick is only 7 inches and I'm only 6 feet