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🖤💊THIS IS MY CURSE 🔪🩸☠️💀🤘👹🤡👿
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WHY ARE MY EYES SO FUCKING SUBHUMAN!
MY MOM LITERALLY HAS A40'S AND I GOT THIS SUBHUMAN COLOR BECAUSE IT MIXED IN THE GENETIC RECOMBINATION OF MY DAD WHO HAS SHIT BROWN EYES!
LIFE ISN'T FAIR! THAT'S MY DAD AND MY HALF BROTHER SEAN WHO IS A FELON AND THUGMAXXER WHO WENT TO PRISON FOR YEARS AND RAN A METH LAB AND HELD A GUN UP TO MANY PEOPLE'S HEAD AND DONE GANG SHOOTOUTS MY MOM WANTS ME TO GO MOVE STATES AND SELL DRUGS AND DO SCAMMING BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY FUCK NO! I'M LITERALLY EMANCIPATED FUCK OFF BITCH! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! LIFE ISN'T FAIR, HIS MOM IS LITERALLY A 5'2" ASIAN CHINK WITH A BIG NOSE AND DOO DOO BROWN EYES, AND MY DAD IS 6'1" AND WITH BROWN EYES AND HE GOT A35'S? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR THAT I GET D34 AND A FUCKING SHIT LOW TRUST PHENO WHILE MY BROTHER WASTED HIS HIGH CLASS NORTH ATLANTID PHENOTYPE ON THUGMAXXING! ON TOP OF THAT HE'S A FUCKING CHAD AND 6'2" AND I'M 5'7" AND MY MOM IS LITERALLY 7 INHES TALLER THAN HIS MOM! FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKING GENETICS!
AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS!
WHY THE FUCK DID I GET SUCH SHIT EYE AREA GENETICS? EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY LITERALLY HAS LIGHT BLUE OR GREEN EYES, THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING TO FAMILY PARTIES AND HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS BECAUSE THEY ALL SIT THERE LIKE
_AND I SIT THERE WITH MY INFERIOR EYE AREA GENETICS! I ONE HEARD MY AUNT SAY, OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MY COUSIN HE COULD BE A MALE MODEL!
GUESS WHAT? HE HAS BLUE EYES TOO! HIS OTHER 2 BROTHERS IS EVEN MORE BRUTAL AS THEY ARE ALL GOOD LOOKING FOOTBALL JOCKS AND PLAY COLLEGE BALL AND THEIR DAD HAS 30 MILLION DOLLARS A PRIVATE JET A LAKEHOUSE A COMPANY HE OWNS AND AT EVERY FAMILY PARTY EVER SUMMER THEY WOULD ALWAYS BRING HOT GIRLFRIENDS AND I'D GET NOTHING I WOULD PERFORM MY GUITAR AT THE TALENT SHOW THEY'D HOST AND IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT I WAS BETTER THAN MY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AT PLAYING GUITAR AND SHREDDING JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE CHADS THEY STILL GOT MORE APPLAUSE THAN ME THIS NIGGA GOES UP ON STAGE IN FUCKING SOCKS AND STILL GETS MORE CHEERING THAN ME JUST BECAUSE HE IS TALL WITH BLUE EYES AND THE COUSIN I SHOWED BEFORE THAT WHO MY AUNT THINKS IS A MALE MODEL DRESSED UP IN A STUPID ELVIS COSTUME AND STARTED SINGING BURNIN LOVE AND ALL THE HOES THAT SOMEONE PAID TO BE AT THE PARTY GOT ALL OVER HIM AND STARTED KISSING WHILE WHEN I PLAYED MY SET THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHY CAN'T MY FAMILY COMMENT ABOUT MY BEING A MALE MODEL, OR ME HAVING BEAUTIFUL EYES, IT'S ALL GENES MAN. THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY GENETIC QUALITY AND DETERMINED I WAS TOO SUBHUMAN TO EVEN SPEAK TO, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TOLD MY FAMILY TO FUCK OFF BY JUST IGNORING THEM AND NEVER GOING TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING PARTIES BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLACKPILL CURSE!
I'VE PUT IN ALL THIS FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOKSMAX JUST TO GET MOGGED BY MY COUSIN WHO IS A 6 FOOT CHAD WITH BLUE EYES WHO DOESN'T EVEN WASH HIS FUCKING FACE, SO I'VE JUST GIVEN UP. HE DOESN'T WANNA WASH HIS FACE, I WON'T WASH MY ASS! FAIR GAME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! MY GREAT GRANDPA JUST DIED LIKE LAST WEEK AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO THE FUCKING FUNERAL THOSE BASTARDS! THEY THOUGHT OH HE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES AND DOESN'T HAVE A REPLICA OF OUR SUPERIOR NORDIC GENES? SORRY NO THANKS! YOU DON'T GET TO COME SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDPA ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE DIED!
FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD WHERE YOU'RE JUDGED SOLEY BASED ON YOUR GENETICS! LIKE BIRDMAN SAID ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLACKPILL YOUTUBERS, FACE IS YOUR PERSONALITY, HEIGHT IS YOUR CONFIDENCE! AND I GOT NONE OF THOSE! WHY ARE WE ALL CURSED LIKE THIS?
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY GRANDPA WHO IS STILL ALIVE IN ALMOST A WHOLE ASS YEAR BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? HE ASKED ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID TO MY LIPS AND SAID HE WOULD BEAT ME UP IF HE FOUND OUT I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY THEN MY MOM SNITCHED ON ME TO HIM AND CONVINCED HIM I WAS GAY NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR MORE SURGERY TO FUCK A GIRL TO RECORD TO SEND IT TO HIM SO HE KNOWS I'M NOT A FAGGOT! GUESS WHAT? MY GRANDPA HAS FUCKING A20'S AND EVERYTIME WE HAVE BEEN OUT TO A FAMILY PARTY THEY ALWAYS COMMENT ON HIS BLUE EYES OH HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE! ONE TIME A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL NOTICED MY EYE COLOR AND WAS LIKE WOW DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES? AND I WAS LIKE NO THEY'RE HAZEL AND AUTOMATICALLY SHE WAS LIKE...."oh..." SHE WAS A MEXICAN FOID AND SHE ASSUMED AUTOMATICALLY SINCE I WAS WHITE I HAD BLUE EYES AND WAS SO DISSAPOINTED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE A RARE EYE COLOR, WAIT I LOOKED IT UP JUST NOW NVM HAZEL IS RARER THAN BLUE BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IN MINECRAFT EMERALDS ARE MORE RARE THAN DIAMONDS BUT DIAMONDS ARE MORE SOUGHT AFTER AND POWERFUL THAT'S A GOOD ANALOGY BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE THE SAME IRL! I AM THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY, I AM KNOWN AS THE SON OF A WHORE, NO ONE WANTS ME IN THE FAMILY ANYWAY BEST TO SHUN ME OUT AS BEST AS POSSIBLE HUH?
SO HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY EYE AREA? I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING YEUX CLAIRES WHEN IM 18 NEXT YEAR SO I CAN COMPETE AGAINST MY COUSINS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT STILL WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET THE LIGHTEST GREEN OR PURPLE EYES, THEY STILL WILL BEAT ME WITH THEIR MEDIUM BLUES JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE GOLDEN STANDARD! WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY EYE AREA IT'S MY ONLY PROBLEM I THINK! THANKS!
