Rage I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY BECAUSE OF MY EYES! HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY SUBHUMAN EYE AREA?!?!?!?!

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WHY ARE MY EYES SO FUCKING SUBHUMAN!
MY MOM LITERALLY HAS A40'S AND I GOT THIS SUBHUMAN COLOR BECAUSE IT MIXED IN THE GENETIC RECOMBINATION OF MY DAD WHO HAS SHIT BROWN EYES!
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LIFE ISN'T FAIR! THAT'S MY DAD AND MY HALF BROTHER SEAN WHO IS A FELON AND THUGMAXXER WHO WENT TO PRISON FOR YEARS AND RAN A METH LAB AND HELD A GUN UP TO MANY PEOPLE'S HEAD AND DONE GANG SHOOTOUTS MY MOM WANTS ME TO GO MOVE STATES AND SELL DRUGS AND DO SCAMMING BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY FUCK NO! I'M LITERALLY EMANCIPATED FUCK OFF BITCH! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! LIFE ISN'T FAIR, HIS MOM IS LITERALLY A 5'2" ASIAN CHINK WITH A BIG NOSE AND DOO DOO BROWN EYES, AND MY DAD IS 6'1" AND WITH BROWN EYES AND HE GOT A35'S? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR THAT I GET D34 AND A FUCKING SHIT LOW TRUST PHENO WHILE MY BROTHER WASTED HIS HIGH CLASS NORTH ATLANTID PHENOTYPE ON THUGMAXXING! ON TOP OF THAT HE'S A FUCKING CHAD AND 6'2" AND I'M 5'7" AND MY MOM IS LITERALLY 7 INHES TALLER THAN HIS MOM! FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKING GENETICS!

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS!
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WHY THE FUCK DID I GET SUCH SHIT EYE AREA GENETICS? EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY LITERALLY HAS LIGHT BLUE OR GREEN EYES, THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING TO FAMILY PARTIES AND HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS BECAUSE THEY ALL SIT THERE LIKE :bluepill:_:bluepill:
AND I SIT THERE WITH MY INFERIOR EYE AREA GENETICS! I ONE HEARD MY AUNT SAY, OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MY COUSIN HE COULD BE A MALE MODEL!
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GUESS WHAT? HE HAS BLUE EYES TOO! HIS OTHER 2 BROTHERS IS EVEN MORE BRUTAL AS THEY ARE ALL GOOD LOOKING FOOTBALL JOCKS AND PLAY COLLEGE BALL AND THEIR DAD HAS 30 MILLION DOLLARS A PRIVATE JET A LAKEHOUSE A COMPANY HE OWNS AND AT EVERY FAMILY PARTY EVER SUMMER THEY WOULD ALWAYS BRING HOT GIRLFRIENDS AND I'D GET NOTHING I WOULD PERFORM MY GUITAR AT THE TALENT SHOW THEY'D HOST AND IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT I WAS BETTER THAN MY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AT PLAYING GUITAR AND SHREDDING JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE CHADS THEY STILL GOT MORE APPLAUSE THAN ME THIS NIGGA GOES UP ON STAGE IN FUCKING SOCKS AND STILL GETS MORE CHEERING THAN ME JUST BECAUSE HE IS TALL WITH BLUE EYES AND THE COUSIN I SHOWED BEFORE THAT WHO MY AUNT THINKS IS A MALE MODEL DRESSED UP IN A STUPID ELVIS COSTUME AND STARTED SINGING BURNIN LOVE AND ALL THE HOES THAT SOMEONE PAID TO BE AT THE PARTY GOT ALL OVER HIM AND STARTED KISSING WHILE WHEN I PLAYED MY SET THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY CAN'T MY FAMILY COMMENT ABOUT MY BEING A MALE MODEL, OR ME HAVING BEAUTIFUL EYES, IT'S ALL GENES MAN. THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY GENETIC QUALITY AND DETERMINED I WAS TOO SUBHUMAN TO EVEN SPEAK TO, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TOLD MY FAMILY TO FUCK OFF BY JUST IGNORING THEM AND NEVER GOING TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING PARTIES BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLACKPILL CURSE!
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I'VE PUT IN ALL THIS FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOKSMAX JUST TO GET MOGGED BY MY COUSIN WHO IS A 6 FOOT CHAD WITH BLUE EYES WHO DOESN'T EVEN WASH HIS FUCKING FACE, SO I'VE JUST GIVEN UP. HE DOESN'T WANNA WASH HIS FACE, I WON'T WASH MY ASS! FAIR GAME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! MY GREAT GRANDPA JUST DIED LIKE LAST WEEK AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO THE FUCKING FUNERAL THOSE BASTARDS! THEY THOUGHT OH HE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES AND DOESN'T HAVE A REPLICA OF OUR SUPERIOR NORDIC GENES? SORRY NO THANKS! YOU DON'T GET TO COME SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDPA ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE DIED!
FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD WHERE YOU'RE JUDGED SOLEY BASED ON YOUR GENETICS! LIKE BIRDMAN SAID ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLACKPILL YOUTUBERS, FACE IS YOUR PERSONALITY, HEIGHT IS YOUR CONFIDENCE! AND I GOT NONE OF THOSE! WHY ARE WE ALL CURSED LIKE THIS?
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I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY GRANDPA WHO IS STILL ALIVE IN ALMOST A WHOLE ASS YEAR BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? HE ASKED ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID TO MY LIPS AND SAID HE WOULD BEAT ME UP IF HE FOUND OUT I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY THEN MY MOM SNITCHED ON ME TO HIM AND CONVINCED HIM I WAS GAY NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR MORE SURGERY TO FUCK A GIRL TO RECORD TO SEND IT TO HIM SO HE KNOWS I'M NOT A FAGGOT! GUESS WHAT? MY GRANDPA HAS FUCKING A20'S AND EVERYTIME WE HAVE BEEN OUT TO A FAMILY PARTY THEY ALWAYS COMMENT ON HIS BLUE EYES OH HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE! ONE TIME A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL NOTICED MY EYE COLOR AND WAS LIKE WOW DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES? AND I WAS LIKE NO THEY'RE HAZEL AND AUTOMATICALLY SHE WAS LIKE...."oh..." SHE WAS A MEXICAN FOID AND SHE ASSUMED AUTOMATICALLY SINCE I WAS WHITE I HAD BLUE EYES AND WAS SO DISSAPOINTED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE A RARE EYE COLOR, WAIT I LOOKED IT UP JUST NOW NVM HAZEL IS RARER THAN BLUE BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IN MINECRAFT EMERALDS ARE MORE RARE THAN DIAMONDS BUT DIAMONDS ARE MORE SOUGHT AFTER AND POWERFUL THAT'S A GOOD ANALOGY BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE THE SAME IRL! I AM THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY, I AM KNOWN AS THE SON OF A WHORE, NO ONE WANTS ME IN THE FAMILY ANYWAY BEST TO SHUN ME OUT AS BEST AS POSSIBLE HUH?

SO HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY EYE AREA? I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING YEUX CLAIRES WHEN IM 18 NEXT YEAR SO I CAN COMPETE AGAINST MY COUSINS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT STILL WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET THE LIGHTEST GREEN OR PURPLE EYES, THEY STILL WILL BEAT ME WITH THEIR MEDIUM BLUES JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE GOLDEN STANDARD! WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY EYE AREA IT'S MY ONLY PROBLEM I THINK! THANKS!
 
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WHAT MAKES MY COUSINS EYE AREA SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE THAT HE ALWAYS GOT COMPLIMENTS AT THE FAMILY PARTIES AND I DON'T? WE'RE BOTH SMILING FOR REFERENCE, I'M THINKING ABOUT CUTTING MY LEFT EYES LASH OFF TO MATCH THE RIGHT BECAUSE IT'S A BIT LONGER AND GETS IN THE WAY OF MY PALPEBRAL FISSURE LENGTH AND MAKES MY EYES LOOK LIKE SHIT!
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I recommend extract in all your teeth and getting denchers
 
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I recommend extract in all your teeth and getting denchers
why? i got braces rn recently anbd i have them for like another month
 
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For real though why haven't you fucked your mom, this is surreal to the point where it can only end that way
 
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WHY ARE MY EYES SO FUCKING SUBHUMAN!
MY MOM LITERALLY HAS A40'S AND I GOT THIS SUBHUMAN COLOR BECAUSE IT MIXED IN THE GENETIC RECOMBINATION OF MY DAD WHO HAS SHIT BROWN EYES!
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LIFE ISN'T FAIR! THAT'S MY DAD AND MY HALF BROTHER SEAN WHO IS A FELON AND THUGMAXXER WHO WENT TO PRISON FOR YEARS AND RAN A METH LAB AND HELD A GUN UP TO MANY PEOPLE'S HEAD AND DONE GANG SHOOTOUTS MY MOM WANTS ME TO GO MOVE STATES AND SELL DRUGS AND DO SCAMMING BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY FUCK NO! I'M LITERALLY EMANCIPATED FUCK OFF BITCH! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! LIFE ISN'T FAIR, HIS MOM IS LITERALLY A 5'2" ASIAN CHINK WITH A BIG NOSE AND DOO DOO BROWN EYES, AND MY DAD IS 6'1" AND WITH BROWN EYES AND HE GOT A35'S? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR THAT I GET D34 AND A FUCKING SHIT LOW TRUST PHENO WHILE MY BROTHER WASTED HIS HIGH CLASS NORTH ATLANTID PHENOTYPE ON THUGMAXXING! ON TOP OF THAT HE'S A FUCKING CHAD AND 6'2" AND I'M 5'7" AND MY MOM IS LITERALLY 7 INHES TALLER THAN HIS MOM! FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKING GENETICS!

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS!
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WHY THE FUCK DID I GET SUCH SHIT EYE AREA GENETICS? EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY LITERALLY HAS LIGHT BLUE OR GREEN EYES, THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING TO FAMILY PARTIES AND HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS BECAUSE THEY ALL SIT THERE LIKE :bluepill:_:bluepill:
AND I SIT THERE WITH MY INFERIOR EYE AREA GENETICS! I ONE HEARD MY AUNT SAY, OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MY COUSIN HE COULD BE A MALE MODEL!
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GUESS WHAT? HE HAS BLUE EYES TOO! HIS OTHER 2 BROTHERS IS EVEN MORE BRUTAL AS THEY ARE ALL GOOD LOOKING FOOTBALL JOCKS AND PLAY COLLEGE BALL AND THEIR DAD HAS 30 MILLION DOLLARS A PRIVATE JET A LAKEHOUSE A COMPANY HE OWNS AND AT EVERY FAMILY PARTY EVER SUMMER THEY WOULD ALWAYS BRING HOT GIRLFRIENDS AND I'D GET NOTHING I WOULD PERFORM MY GUITAR AT THE TALENT SHOW THEY'D HOST AND IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT I WAS BETTER THAN MY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AT PLAYING GUITAR AND SHREDDING JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE CHADS THEY STILL GOT MORE APPLAUSE THAN ME THIS NIGGA GOES UP ON STAGE IN FUCKING SOCKS AND STILL GETS MORE CHEERING THAN ME JUST BECAUSE HE IS TALL WITH BLUE EYES AND THE COUSIN I SHOWED BEFORE THAT WHO MY AUNT THINKS IS A MALE MODEL DRESSED UP IN A STUPID ELVIS COSTUME AND STARTED SINGING BURNIN LOVE AND ALL THE HOES THAT SOMEONE PAID TO BE AT THE PARTY GOT ALL OVER HIM AND STARTED KISSING WHILE WHEN I PLAYED MY SET THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WHY CAN'T MY FAMILY COMMENT ABOUT MY BEING A MALE MODEL, OR ME HAVING BEAUTIFUL EYES, IT'S ALL GENES MAN. THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY GENETIC QUALITY AND DETERMINED I WAS TOO SUBHUMAN TO EVEN SPEAK TO, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TOLD MY FAMILY TO FUCK OFF BY JUST IGNORING THEM AND NEVER GOING TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING PARTIES BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLACKPILL CURSE!
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I'VE PUT IN ALL THIS FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOKSMAX JUST TO GET MOGGED BY MY COUSIN WHO IS A 6 FOOT CHAD WITH BLUE EYES WHO DOESN'T EVEN WASH HIS FUCKING FACE, SO I'VE JUST GIVEN UP. HE DOESN'T WANNA WASH HIS FACE, I WON'T WASH MY ASS! FAIR GAME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! MY GREAT GRANDPA JUST DIED LIKE LAST WEEK AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO THE FUCKING FUNERAL THOSE BASTARDS! THEY THOUGHT OH HE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES AND DOESN'T HAVE A REPLICA OF OUR SUPERIOR NORDIC GENES? SORRY NO THANKS! YOU DON'T GET TO COME SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDPA ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE DIED!
FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD WHERE YOU'RE JUDGED SOLEY BASED ON YOUR GENETICS! LIKE BIRDMAN SAID ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLACKPILL YOUTUBERS, FACE IS YOUR PERSONALITY, HEIGHT IS YOUR CONFIDENCE! AND I GOT NONE OF THOSE! WHY ARE WE ALL CURSED LIKE THIS? View attachment 1862917
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY GRANDPA WHO IS STILL ALIVE IN ALMOST A WHOLE ASS YEAR BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? HE ASKED ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID TO MY LIPS AND SAID HE WOULD BEAT ME UP IF HE FOUND OUT I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY THEN MY MOM SNITCHED ON ME TO HIM AND CONVINCED HIM I WAS GAY NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR MORE SURGERY TO FUCK A GIRL TO RECORD TO SEND IT TO HIM SO HE KNOWS I'M NOT A FAGGOT! GUESS WHAT? MY GRANDPA HAS FUCKING A20'S AND EVERYTIME WE HAVE BEEN OUT TO A FAMILY PARTY THEY ALWAYS COMMENT ON HIS BLUE EYES OH HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE! ONE TIME A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL NOTICED MY EYE COLOR AND WAS LIKE WOW DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES? AND I WAS LIKE NO THEY'RE HAZEL AND AUTOMATICALLY SHE WAS LIKE...."oh..." SHE WAS A MEXICAN FOID AND SHE ASSUMED AUTOMATICALLY SINCE I WAS WHITE I HAD BLUE EYES AND WAS SO DISSAPOINTED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE A RARE EYE COLOR, WAIT I LOOKED IT UP JUST NOW NVM HAZEL IS RARER THAN BLUE BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IN MINECRAFT EMERALDS ARE MORE RARE THAN DIAMONDS BUT DIAMONDS ARE MORE SOUGHT AFTER AND POWERFUL THAT'S A GOOD ANALOGY BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE THE SAME IRL! I AM THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY, I AM KNOWN AS THE SON OF A WHORE, NO ONE WANTS ME IN THE FAMILY ANYWAY BEST TO SHUN ME OUT AS BEST AS POSSIBLE HUH?

SO HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY EYE AREA? I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING YEUX CLAIRES WHEN IM 18 NEXT YEAR SO I CAN COMPETE AGAINST MY COUSINS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT STILL WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET THE LIGHTEST GREEN OR PURPLE EYES, THEY STILL WILL BEAT ME WITH THEIR MEDIUM BLUES JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE GOLDEN STANDARD! WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY EYE AREA IT'S MY ONLY PROBLEM I THINK! THANKS!
Ur eye area is the only good thing about ur face but maybe darker thicker eyebrows
 
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James don't go ER my g
 
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Bro just so you know i absolutely love your posts man you're too funny and honest
 
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@curlyheadjames I think your eyes are nicer than your cousin's. It is your attitude that is messed up with you, not your looks.
 
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You mog your cousin
 
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STOP MAKING SILLY FACES AND STOP BELIEVING WHAT YOU WERE TOLD AS KID.

You are not ugly, but you do hate yourself and that is your worst trait. If you didn't make those pathetic silly faces, you would not look as bad as you want us to believe you are.

I don't feel bad for your looks because there is nothing to feel bad for, however, your silly faces and self hate is your worst quality.

Stop the immaturity already. If what you're saying about your great grandfather is true, well, I am sorry and that is not cool of them. However, stop you silly childish faces and learn to respect yourself a little bit more.

You are cool, kid. Now do your part as well.
 
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The fuck are you talking about you autistic twink , you eyemog your mom to oblivion bro
 
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WHY ARE MY EYES SO FUCKING SUBHUMAN!
MY MOM LITERALLY HAS A40'S AND I GOT THIS SUBHUMAN COLOR BECAUSE IT MIXED IN THE GENETIC RECOMBINATION OF MY DAD WHO HAS SHIT BROWN EYES!
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LIFE ISN'T FAIR! THAT'S MY DAD AND MY HALF BROTHER SEAN WHO IS A FELON AND THUGMAXXER WHO WENT TO PRISON FOR YEARS AND RAN A METH LAB AND HELD A GUN UP TO MANY PEOPLE'S HEAD AND DONE GANG SHOOTOUTS MY MOM WANTS ME TO GO MOVE STATES AND SELL DRUGS AND DO SCAMMING BUSINESS TO MAKE MONEY FUCK NO! I'M LITERALLY EMANCIPATED FUCK OFF BITCH! BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT! LIFE ISN'T FAIR, HIS MOM IS LITERALLY A 5'2" ASIAN CHINK WITH A BIG NOSE AND DOO DOO BROWN EYES, AND MY DAD IS 6'1" AND WITH BROWN EYES AND HE GOT A35'S? HOW IS THAT FUCKING FAIR THAT I GET D34 AND A FUCKING SHIT LOW TRUST PHENO WHILE MY BROTHER WASTED HIS HIGH CLASS NORTH ATLANTID PHENOTYPE ON THUGMAXXING! ON TOP OF THAT HE'S A FUCKING CHAD AND 6'2" AND I'M 5'7" AND MY MOM IS LITERALLY 7 INHES TALLER THAN HIS MOM! FUCK THESE MOTHERFUCKING GENETICS!

AND AT THE END OF THE DAY I END UP LOOKING LIKE THIS!
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WHY THE FUCK DID I GET SUCH SHIT EYE AREA GENETICS? EVERYONE IN MY FAMILY LITERALLY HAS LIGHT BLUE OR GREEN EYES, THAT'S WHY I HATE GOING TO FAMILY PARTIES AND HAVEN'T BEEN IN YEARS BECAUSE THEY ALL SIT THERE LIKE :bluepill:_:bluepill:
AND I SIT THERE WITH MY INFERIOR EYE AREA GENETICS! I ONE HEARD MY AUNT SAY, OH MY GOSH LOOK AT MY COUSIN HE COULD BE A MALE MODEL!
View attachment 1862899
GUESS WHAT? HE HAS BLUE EYES TOO! HIS OTHER 2 BROTHERS IS EVEN MORE BRUTAL AS THEY ARE ALL GOOD LOOKING FOOTBALL JOCKS AND PLAY COLLEGE BALL AND THEIR DAD HAS 30 MILLION DOLLARS A PRIVATE JET A LAKEHOUSE A COMPANY HE OWNS AND AT EVERY FAMILY PARTY EVER SUMMER THEY WOULD ALWAYS BRING HOT GIRLFRIENDS AND I'D GET NOTHING I WOULD PERFORM MY GUITAR AT THE TALENT SHOW THEY'D HOST AND IT DIDN'T MATTER THAT I WAS BETTER THAN MY OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS AT PLAYING GUITAR AND SHREDDING JUST BECAUSE THEY WERE CHADS THEY STILL GOT MORE APPLAUSE THAN ME THIS NIGGA GOES UP ON STAGE IN FUCKING SOCKS AND STILL GETS MORE CHEERING THAN ME JUST BECAUSE HE IS TALL WITH BLUE EYES AND THE COUSIN I SHOWED BEFORE THAT WHO MY AUNT THINKS IS A MALE MODEL DRESSED UP IN A STUPID ELVIS COSTUME AND STARTED SINGING BURNIN LOVE AND ALL THE HOES THAT SOMEONE PAID TO BE AT THE PARTY GOT ALL OVER HIM AND STARTED KISSING WHILE WHEN I PLAYED MY SET THEY WEREN'T EVEN PAYING ATTENTION FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
View attachment 1862901
WHY CAN'T MY FAMILY COMMENT ABOUT MY BEING A MALE MODEL, OR ME HAVING BEAUTIFUL EYES, IT'S ALL GENES MAN. THEY TOOK ONE LOOK AT MY GENETIC QUALITY AND DETERMINED I WAS TOO SUBHUMAN TO EVEN SPEAK TO, THAT'S WHY I HAVE TOLD MY FAMILY TO FUCK OFF BY JUST IGNORING THEM AND NEVER GOING TO THEIR STUPID FUCKING PARTIES BECAUSE IT'S ALL A BLACKPILL CURSE!
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I'VE PUT IN ALL THIS FUCKING EFFORT TO LOOKSMAX JUST TO GET MOGGED BY MY COUSIN WHO IS A 6 FOOT CHAD WITH BLUE EYES WHO DOESN'T EVEN WASH HIS FUCKING FACE, SO I'VE JUST GIVEN UP. HE DOESN'T WANNA WASH HIS FACE, I WON'T WASH MY ASS! FAIR GAME FUCKERS!!!!!!!!!! MY GREAT GRANDPA JUST DIED LIKE LAST WEEK AND THEY DIDN'T EVEN INVITE ME TO THE FUCKING FUNERAL THOSE BASTARDS! THEY THOUGHT OH HE DOESN'T HAVE BLUE EYES AND DOESN'T HAVE A REPLICA OF OUR SUPERIOR NORDIC GENES? SORRY NO THANKS! YOU DON'T GET TO COME SEE YOUR GREAT GRANDPA ONE LAST TIME BEFORE HE DIED!
FUCK THIS CLOWN WORLD WHERE YOU'RE JUDGED SOLEY BASED ON YOUR GENETICS! LIKE BIRDMAN SAID ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLACKPILL YOUTUBERS, FACE IS YOUR PERSONALITY, HEIGHT IS YOUR CONFIDENCE! AND I GOT NONE OF THOSE! WHY ARE WE ALL CURSED LIKE THIS? View attachment 1862917
I HAVEN'T TALKED TO MY GRANDPA WHO IS STILL ALIVE IN ALMOST A WHOLE ASS YEAR BECAUSE YOU KNOW WHY? HE ASKED ME WHAT THE FUCK I DID TO MY LIPS AND SAID HE WOULD BEAT ME UP IF HE FOUND OUT I GOT PLASTIC SURGERY THEN MY MOM SNITCHED ON ME TO HIM AND CONVINCED HIM I WAS GAY NOW I GOTTA WAIT FOR MORE SURGERY TO FUCK A GIRL TO RECORD TO SEND IT TO HIM SO HE KNOWS I'M NOT A FAGGOT! GUESS WHAT? MY GRANDPA HAS FUCKING A20'S AND EVERYTIME WE HAVE BEEN OUT TO A FAMILY PARTY THEY ALWAYS COMMENT ON HIS BLUE EYES OH HOW BEAUTIFUL THEY ARE! ONE TIME A GIRL AT MY SCHOOL NOTICED MY EYE COLOR AND WAS LIKE WOW DO YOU HAVE BLUE EYES? AND I WAS LIKE NO THEY'RE HAZEL AND AUTOMATICALLY SHE WAS LIKE...."oh..." SHE WAS A MEXICAN FOID AND SHE ASSUMED AUTOMATICALLY SINCE I WAS WHITE I HAD BLUE EYES AND WAS SO DISSAPOINTED WHEN SHE FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE A RARE EYE COLOR, WAIT I LOOKED IT UP JUST NOW NVM HAZEL IS RARER THAN BLUE BUT THAT'S BESIDES THE POINT YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND IN MINECRAFT EMERALDS ARE MORE RARE THAN DIAMONDS BUT DIAMONDS ARE MORE SOUGHT AFTER AND POWERFUL THAT'S A GOOD ANALOGY BECAUSE THE COLORS ARE THE SAME IRL! I AM THE BLACK SHEEP OF MY FAMILY, I AM KNOWN AS THE SON OF A WHORE, NO ONE WANTS ME IN THE FAMILY ANYWAY BEST TO SHUN ME OUT AS BEST AS POSSIBLE HUH?

SO HOW CAN I IMPROVE MY EYE AREA? I'M THINKING ABOUT GETTING YEUX CLAIRES WHEN IM 18 NEXT YEAR SO I CAN COMPETE AGAINST MY COUSINS, BUT I FEEL LIKE IT STILL WON'T DO SHIT BECAUSE EVEN IF I GET THE LIGHTEST GREEN OR PURPLE EYES, THEY STILL WILL BEAT ME WITH THEIR MEDIUM BLUES JUST BECAUSE IT'S THE GOLDEN STANDARD! WHAT CAN I DO FOR MY EYE AREA IT'S MY ONLY PROBLEM I THINK! THANKS!
i showed my friends all of ur threads they loved ur moms tits
 
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For real though why haven't you fucked your mom, this is surreal to the point where it can only end that way
no my tmoms a fucking cunt she screenshotted the text
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and sent it to the whole family yesterday and now they all think im a violent psychopath for "no reason"
 
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Bro's half brother is Walter White 😭😭😭
ive never watched BB but its my moms favorite show
Ur eye area is the only good thing about ur face but maybe darker thicker eyebrows
i could get it but i shaved it off last year to restart myself maybe theyll grow back but is my zygos and chin n hjaw good or no
 
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Just goofin, u have good eyes, and be careful with braces and orthodontics.
why i only have for another month i can do what i want with it ig and all they can do is prolong me getting them off
James don't go ER my g
what made u imply i would i woudlnt i am not violent
 
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Bro just so you know i absolutely love your posts man you're too funny and honest
nigga i dont wanna be funny u fucking CUNT!
This nigga insane
yeah bc im not NT YOU ALL FUCKING HATE ME ADN SEE MEAS A BAD PERSON FUCK U
@curlyheadjames I think your eyes are nicer than your cousin's. It is your attitude that is messed up with you, not your looks.
then why dont my family compliment me fuck this shit man all ofm y cousins get compliments! guess what? last christmas they invited me to a party at their rich house and they got eevery cousin but me a christmas present i looke under the tree and my name was on none of the boxes bc no one respect a 5 7 ugly genetic failure
 
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You mog your cousin
no i dont all the girls love him bc of his pheno and football halo my grandpa treats him likke his own grandchild instead of me bc i chose to persue music at the time and my grandpa was a jock not a music player and none of my family ever believe i could ever do shit with my life bc im an incel
 
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STOP MAKING SILLY FACES AND STOP BELIEVING WHAT YOU WERE TOLD AS KID.

You are not ugly, but you do hate yourself and that is your worst trait. If you didn't make those pathetic silly faces, you would not look as bad as you want us to believe you are.

I don't feel bad for your looks because there is nothing to feel bad for, however, your silly faces and self hate is your worst quality.

Stop the immaturity already. If what you're saying about your great grandfather is true, well, I am sorry and that is not cool of them. However, stop you silly childish faces and learn to respect yourself a little bit more.

You are cool, kid. Now do your part as well.
there not silly face wait till you find that bit out my family literally hates me bc i look like this theyve seen nme irl since hte change
 
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The fuck are you talking about you autistic twink , you eyemog your mom to oblivion bro
no not at all people always compliment my mom on her eyes but all ive ever beentold about my eyes that i have pedo or rapist eyes and on hamza server they said i have same eyes as ted bundy video coming out soon i recorded it :/ why cant my eyes look like the rest of my family
 
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Measure your ulna to predict ur height
 
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i am a FTM born a woman with masculinzation surgie so do i get a pass now to cry for attention?

i thought u were my friend nigga
bro u are my friend wdym its just ur stroy is so unique and itneresting bro how could i not open up looksmax and show the party ur threads
 
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bro u are my friend wdym its just ur stroy is so unique and itneresting bro how could i not open up looksmax and show the party ur threads
:/ ok
whats bad about me
imm 33.02 for my ulna and 5 foot 7 at 16 what is my result
 
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You have different dads.
 

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