i have greasy hair

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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
idk grab a razor and shave your hair, it wont be gteasy no mlre
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
use baby powder if you have some

works really good. it sucks all the moisture out
 
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always something going on with u, just speedrun the shower
 
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gatis said it was for slaves 😛
or just say that youve sprayed your hair with the spray on hair hairspray or something like that idk how its called
 
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or just say that youve sprayed your hair with the spray on hair hairspray or something like that idk how its called
yea no i'm showering right tf now holy
 
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Just use baby powder
 
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always something going on with u, just speedrun the shower
No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru
 
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No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.
prioritizing org over showering 🥺 thats my boy
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
Use flour as dry shampoo im not even kidding
 
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guys i didn't shower but i can act like the grease is just hair styling :lul:
thts what ive been trying to tell u nigga
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
wear a cap
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
 
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Bru im not even lying u can go weeks w/o washing curly hair it will still look alr
i trust u, i shampoo 2 times a week, before that i shampood 1 a week but idk the last day it was always greasy
 
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i trust u, i shampoo 2 times a week, before that i shampood 1 a week but idk the last day it was always greasy
Honestly u shouldnt shampoo more than twice a week regardless of hair type so ur doing good bru (y)
 
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and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes 😿

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same
Happens to the best of us
 
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No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.
my showers when i shampoo take around 30 - 40 minutes brah :lul:

if you count the drying of course which takes a really long time bc of the length
 
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Cat ears or suicide.
give it a year or two once i start to look better hopefully

it will look like i'm confident and cool rather than looking like a little boneless femboy jester
 
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give it a year or two once i start to look better hopefully

it will look like i'm confident and cool rather than looking like a little boneless femboy jester
Hurry Up Waiting GIF by Travis
 
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my showers when i shampoo take around 30 - 40 minutes brah :lul:

if you count the drying of course which takes a really long time bc of the length
nigga the shower takes like 10m max if u try and no one would care about wet hair
 
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i have to wash my hair daily for it to not go completely flat
opposite for me, my hair is always flat as fuck everytime i shower.

after 2 days no shower i can play around with it again,
after a week of letting it marinate, it gets too heavy and it becomes flat again 🤢
 
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opposite for me, my hair is always flat as fuck everytime i shower.

after 2 days no shower i can play around with it again,
after a week of letting it marinate, it gets too heavy and it becomes flat again 🤢
whats the hair type? mine is like 1a
 
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nigga the shower takes like 10m max if u try and no one would care about wet hair
nah i just discovered recently that letting my hair dry naturally makes little chunks of hair and it's a mess to break them afterwards

that's why i make sure to get it as dry as possible right after i shower, even passing a comb through it until it's thin as fuck
 
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Me too im greasemaxxing
 
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nah i just discovered recently that letting my hair dry naturally makes little chunks of hair and it's a mess to break them afterwards

that's why i make sure to get it as dry as possible right after i shower, even passing a comb through it until it's thin as fuck
one time wont hurt
 
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