i have greasy hair

[hax]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

 

[ahavik]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

idk grab a razor and shave your hair, it wont be gteasy no mlre

 

[Norm Macdonald]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

use baby powder if you have some

works really good. it sucks all the moisture out

 

[hax]

idk grab a razor and shave your hair, it wont be gteasy no mlre

gatis said it was for slaves

 

[Kurdishcoper]

always something going on with u, just speedrun the shower

 

[ahavik]

gatis said it was for slaves

or just say that youve sprayed your hair with the spray on hair hairspray or something like that idk how its called

 

[hax]

or just say that youve sprayed your hair with the spray on hair hairspray or something like that idk how its called

yea no i'm showering right tf now holy

 

[Node]

Just use baby powder

 

[ahavik]

always something going on with u, just speedrun the shower

No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.

 

[registerfasterusing]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru

 

[Kurdishcoper]

No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.

prioritizing org over showering thats my boy

 

[ahavik]

I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru

nigga..

 

[xela2008]

I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru

How is that even possible

 

[registerfasterusing]

How is that even possible

Curly hair

 

[Luca_.]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

Use flour as dry shampoo im not even kidding

 

[Hide]

I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru

Average .org user tbh

 

[hax]

Average .org user tbh

Use flour as dry shampoo im not even kidding

Curly hair

How is that even possible

nigga..

guys i didn't shower but i can act like the grease is just hair styling

 

[ahavik]

guys i didn't shower but i can act like the grease is just hair styling

thts what ive been trying to tell u nigga

 

[ahavik]

Curly hair

fuck u i have strught hair

 

[registerfasterusing]

fuck u i have strught hair

Bru im not even lying u can go weeks w/o washing curly hair it will still look alr

 

[iblamegen3tics]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

wear a cap

 

[Draak77]

guys i didn't shower but i can act like the grease is just hair styling

Ew I can smell u trough the screen

 

[ethnical]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

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[hax]

Ew I can smell u trough the screen

i smell good brah

 

[ahavik]

Bru im not even lying u can go weeks w/o washing curly hair it will still look alr

i trust u, i shampoo 2 times a week, before that i shampood 1 a week but idk the last day it was always greasy

 

[ahavik]

i can

i smell good brah

i can smell sou through the screen

 

[registerfasterusing]

i trust u, i shampoo 2 times a week, before that i shampood 1 a week but idk the last day it was always greasy

Honestly u shouldnt shampoo more than twice a week regardless of hair type so ur doing good bru

 

[soggra]

and i need to go meet my parent's friends in 2 minutes

it's so fucking over, i can't wash my hair and they'll never see me the same

Happens to the best of us

 

[ItsSoGymMaxx]

Just shower????

 

[imontheloose]

Cat ears or suicide.

 

[valentine]

brutal

 

[hax]

No. He’d rather use his 2 minutes to write this thread rather than speedruning shower.

my showers when i shampoo take around 30 - 40 minutes brah

if you count the drying of course which takes a really long time bc of the length

 

[hax]

brutal

free hair volume tbh, way easier to style

 

[valentine]

free hair volume tbh, way easier to style

i have to wash my hair daily for it to not go completely flat

 

[hax]

Cat ears or suicide.

give it a year or two once i start to look better hopefully

it will look like i'm confident and cool rather than looking like a little boneless femboy jester

 

[imontheloose]

give it a year or two once i start to look better hopefully

it will look like i'm confident and cool rather than looking like a little boneless femboy jester

 

[ahavik]

my showers when i shampoo take around 30 - 40 minutes brah

if you count the drying of course which takes a really long time bc of the length

nigga the shower takes like 10m max if u try and no one would care about wet hair

 

[hax]

i have to wash my hair daily for it to not go completely flat

opposite for me, my hair is always flat as fuck everytime i shower.

after 2 days no shower i can play around with it again,
after a week of letting it marinate, it gets too heavy and it becomes flat again

 

[valentine]

opposite for me, my hair is always flat as fuck everytime i shower.

after 2 days no shower i can play around with it again,
after a week of letting it marinate, it gets too heavy and it becomes flat again

whats the hair type? mine is like 1a

 

[hax]

nigga the shower takes like 10m max if u try and no one would care about wet hair

nah i just discovered recently that letting my hair dry naturally makes little chunks of hair and it's a mess to break them afterwards

that's why i make sure to get it as dry as possible right after i shower, even passing a comb through it until it's thin as fuck

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Me too im greasemaxxing

 

[hax]

i'll make sure to notify you if it ever happens

 

[ahavik]

nah i just discovered recently that letting my hair dry naturally makes little chunks of hair and it's a mess to break them afterwards

that's why i make sure to get it as dry as possible right after i shower, even passing a comb through it until it's thin as fuck

one time wont hurt

 

[hax]

whats the hair type? mine is like 1a

yea mine is 1a too i think but it's thin and fragile as fuck due to the excessive bleaching and dyeing

 

[hax]

one time wont hurt

toooooo laaaate

 

[ahavik]

toooooo laaaate

 

[Gengar]

idk grab a razor and shave your hair, it wont be gteasy no mlre

It will go from greasy to glossy.

 

[imontheloose]

i'll make sure to notify you when it definitely happens

Fixed.

 

[sillybilly]

I havent washed my hair in 2.5 weeks but it’s not awful. Keep ur hair healthy bru

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