I have insane situational awareness

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You know how people always tell those stories of their friends or family sneaking up behind them and scaring the hell out of them? Yeah that's never happened to me. Not once.

Idk how my brain does this but I already almost immediately know if someone has entered the room. Like automatically I can hear footsteps, shifting shadows and feel someone's presence. Even in crowded rooms and at parties I can find my friends and family within seconds. When I am alert my situational awareness is even higher. I can exactly tell if some item or object has been moved by an inch

My cousins, roommates have all tried to sneak up or surprise me at some point and I'll just casually say something like "hey how are you" before they even make their move. Even in bootcamp my CO asked me if I have eyes behind my back or what. I don't know if it's something I developed growing up paranoid or it's just wired into me.
 
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@Chadeep @Debetro
 
This nigga is perma jfl reactmaxxer on my posts @Debetro
 
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I sense the 'please don't talk to me vibes' that women exude towards my passing presence.
 
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Same, is this sign of nd?
 
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Tty to read your own posts without laughing bruh
Only you laught at them. Leave some condescending reply and get on your way :feelswah:
 
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it's a psychic thing
 
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I also have it. But what strikes me most is the flip side: how most people have zero spatial awareness.
Out in public, they just drift, block, step into danger like total morons who look like they don’t even inhabit their own bodies.
In places with real density, like China, they’d be dead in a week.
 
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Give it up for Mr. Peter Parker here folks; want some cookies?
You know how people always tell those stories of their friends or family sneaking up behind them and scaring the hell out of them? Yeah that's never happened to me. Not once.

Idk how my brain does this but I already almost immediately know if someone has entered the room. Like automatically I can hear footsteps, shifting shadows and feel someone's presence. Even in crowded rooms and at parties I can find my friends and family within seconds. When I am alert my situational awareness is even higher. I can exactly tell if some item or object has been moved by an inch

My cousins, roommates have all tried to sneak up or surprise me at some point and I'll just casually say something like "hey how are you" before they even make their move. Even in bootcamp my CO asked me if I have eyes behind my back or what. I don't know if it's something I developed growing up paranoid or it's just wired into me.
 
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Just be like Dexter Moser theory
 
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can hear footsteps, shifting shadows and feel someone's presence. Even in crowded rooms and at parties I
Bro I thought I was the only one I can hear and see shit the average person cant and I can even feel energy when someone is about to open my room door
 
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